Hey guys we are the right wing movement and we are all about aesthetics, self-discipline, holding on to tradition, and encouraging the white race to rally around these aspects and whites who are paragons of them.
Now today, we have on Ethan Ralph, a slovenly, more than morbidly obese, interracial porn enthusiast, bastard, severe addict whose behavior and character is clearly seen in his physiognomy. Recently, right after being divorced by his Pakistani wife, Ralph made a sex tape of him and his borderline personality disorder fresh-out-of-highschool girlfriend in which he engages in light sodomy and coprophilia.
Now you might think the young girlfriend and bun in the oven are based and trad but get this, she actually ran away to him without her apparently conservative parents permission. His first words to them were threats rather than suitor-ship offer, and he has been harassing them ever since to include public, degenerate sexual remarks about himself and their daughter. Oh and the bun in the oven? Conceived at a drug orgy at a Mexican Jew's house in Hollywood. Based right?
I'm so glad you're here Ethan can I suck your gunt crease? He's totally one of us guys. What a paragon pushing us forward and not at all someone that would make us look like an unserious laughingstock.