Containment What If?

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris went to the beach?

 

[ahavayeshana]

What if Chris went to the beach?

He would be the only one there; people would quickly retreat after he first asked, "Would you like to be my sweetheart built from the ground up?"

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was a member of LOD/Road Warriors?

 

[Molasses Assassin]

What if Chris dropped LSD?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris was a member of LOD/Road Warriors?

Road Warrior Tard

 

[GS 281]

I would kill to see Chris do a Hawk promo right before he sprayed the Ass Manager with spiked shoulder pads that looked like Sonichu. And when he sprays the guy, he just screams "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A RUSH".

BTW, is there any video of the supposed Benny Hill scene he played out running around the mall trying to flee the JERKOPs?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris went to the beach?

Greenpeace would haul him back into the sea.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris took a trip to China?

 

[ahavayeshana]

What if Chris took a trip to China?

It would be the first and possibly the last piece he'll ever get.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris took a trip to China?

I don't know how but I'm sure he would find a way to destroy the great wall of china.

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris spent a night in Chyna?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a speechwriter for the president?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a speechwriter for the president?

Obama would um and ahh a lot less.

 

[CornetteFace]

America would be at war with the rest of the world for realsies.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris tried to plug Barb's holey buttocks with trash?

 

[CornetteFace]

Isn't that how 'merica handles waste? I know the Appalachians are smack full of nuclear waste or something like that. So I'd say about the same procedure would be used to cork up Barb.

 

[GS 281]

What if Nick Bate and Chris were a tag team in an elimination chamber match and they were the last to have their pod open?

 

[Somar]

I'm sure this question has already been asked before but what if Chris got a real girlfriend that wasn't just paid to love him or a troll?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris was a Dudley? What would his Dudley name be?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris was a Dudley? What would his Dudley name be?

He would so fit in with the ECW Dudleys.

Dirty Crapped (D.C.) Dudley