US First Presidental Debate - Boomerdome 2020

WELCOME TO THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES!!!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/2020/08/14/presidential-debates/

Time: Starts at 6:10-6:30pm to 7:40-8pm PST / 8:10-8:30pm to 9:40-10pm CST / 9:10-9:30pm-10:40-11pm EST

Where to watch:

Location: Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland

Moderator: Chris Wallace, anchor of “Fox News Sunday”


Competitors:

Former Vice President Joe Biden


President Donald Trump

Details: The debate will be 90 minutes long and have no commercial breaks. There will be no opening statements, and instead Wallace will dive right in with the first question to Trump. It will be divided into six 15-minute segments that Wallace has chosen. They are:
1) The Trump and Biden records;
2) The Supreme Court;
3) Covid-19;
4) the economy;
5) race and violence in cities;
6) the integrity of the election.

After the debates a poll will be posted on who you think won this first debate. Have lots of fun, keep the commentary fresh as I'm sure we've all heard many of the same lines for months and enjoy the beginning of the end of this presidential election cycle. Just as a reminder, on October 7th there will be a Vice Presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Mike Pence at the University of Utah in Salt Lake City, Utah.
You can view Joe Biden's megathread here, and Donald Trump's megathread here

Previous Democratic debates-
First Democratic debate (two nights)
Second Democratic debate
Third Democratic debate
Fourth Democratic debate
Fifth Democratic debate
Sixth Democratic debate
Seventh Democratic debate
Eighth Democratic debate
Ninth Democratic debate
Tenth Democratic debate
Eleventh Democratic Debate

Democratic primary results-
Super Tuesday
Mini-super Tuesday

Have fun!

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

To add more to the "pre-prediction oopsies" the press is having, CNN referred to Biden as "former Democratic nominee". Wonder how this tracks with the "Harris Administration" goof ups?
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Reminds me of the Politico "accident" of referring to Harris as the VP candidate. That was all but memory-holed, but it turned out to be 100% the case. Very strange. What does CNN know that we don't?

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

I hope one of you fuckers writes cliff notes for this. No way in hell am I waking up tomorrow and keeping track manually.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Anyone have the balls to watch this pre-show and TL;DR it? Or will the TL;DR obviously be just rehashed grievances she has about how "it was her turn"?

 

[Meat Target]

To add more to the "pre-prediction oopsies" the press is having, CNN referred to Biden as "former Democratic nominee". Wonder how this tracks with the "Harris Administration" goof ups?
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Is this another sign of their lack of faith in Biden? Maybe

 

[Zero Day Defense]

If his eye starts bleeding again it will be amazing.

Either that or horrifying as he casts a genjutsu upon millions of people at once.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Anyone have the balls to watch this pre-show and TL;DR it? Or will the TL;DR obviously be just rehashed grievances she has about how "it was her turn"?
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Why won't this bitch just fuck off into the woods already? My god, doesn't she have literally anything else to do?

 

[CrippleThreat]

Why won't this bitch just fuck off into the woods already? My god, doesn't she have literally anything else to do?

No. Honestly, if Trump gets offed, I'm pointing fingers at her immediately.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Why won't this bitch just fuck off into the woods already? My god, doesn't she have literally anything else to do?

She did. She tried to be a gamer. Turns out she only enjoys games using living pawns.

 

[JongleJingle]

She did. She tried to be a gamer. Turns out she only enjoys games using living pawns.
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She'd play Deus Ex and grin with glee with how accurate certain aspects of the game are. I wouldn't put it past her if she tried to make some sorta Majestic 12 group in the past, or even now.

Also, Biden's gonna get crushed. Donnie is certainly gonna rail on Biden for hidden earpieces and the like. Only a matter of hours now.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Anyone have the balls to watch this pre-show and TL;DR it? Or will the TL;DR obviously be just rehashed grievances she has about how "it was her turn"?
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She looks like shit. This is post plastic surgery, post makeup, and post photoshopping.

I cannot wait until she reaches her final form:

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Why won't this bitch just fuck off into the woods already? My god, doesn't she have literally anything else to do?

Wasn’t Hillary the same one that said that Biden shouldn’t concede and debate Trump under any circumstances?

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

She looks like shit. This is post plastic surgery, post makeup, and post photoshopping.

I cannot wait until she reaches her final form:

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The only person in politics with shittier genes than her is Karl Rove.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I doubt I'll watch the debates. I doubt either Trump or Biden is going to say anything that will shed new light on his qualities as a candidate. And, like many, I've already committed to voting for a candidate I dislike; unless Trump solves cold fusion or Biden commits rape onstage, it's not actually going to change my actions in November.

 

[the fall of man]

A bit of pre-debate prediction sperging:

Biden is obviously going to use everything he can to his advantage, but Kayleigh McEnany is the secret weapon in showing how ridiculously prepared the Trump campaign organ is. I may have come around to GEOTUS late in the game, but he has the easier side of the debate for reasons I will lay out shortly.

Before the debate, we have the following attributes:

Biden: Part of the Obama-Clinton legacy. Experienced. Has the mind of a politician and the backing of the military-industrial machine. A manchurian alzheimer’s patient designed to transport Slay Kween into the presidency and then become post-presidency W after invoking the 25th. The economy was pretty good under his vice presidency, so good he gave tons of free money to Iran.

Trump: A political outsider and billionaire, Trump does not give a fuck about Washington bureaucracy. His first two years of presidency were spent exiling snakes from the snake pit he was thrown into. Since then, he has eliminated ISIS. He has pumped so much oil that the middle east is willing to throw in with Israel lest he turn pumping back on in Syria, where “we control the oil”. He has told China to get fucked. He has made a schizophrenic sort of detente with North Korea, Obama’s “biggest threat”. He has bolstered the economy before America’s dark hour, where the petty kings of blue states went full fash against the coronavirus with the help of roving gangs of petty marxist thugs. In response to this, he has disarmed Critical Race Theory - the “self destruct” mechanism for America.

Trump’s team knows about the earpiece. Expect a gentlemanly joke here - maybe “I want Joe to look me in the eyes and tell me...”. Although it would be amazing if he just calls it out.

Trump has been A/B testing his talking points at the rallies. Debates are not for the red meat or soy crowds though- they are for undecided independents and wonks. That means that Biden needs to appeal to the corporatists without disenfranchising the progressives. Trump, on the other hand, just needs to be delicate around questions which alienate white suburban females - his most crucial swing demographic.

Talking Points:

Sexual harrassment allegations: I expect both men will steer clear of accusations. Both have counterattacks.

Health Care: This is the subject Biden wants. ”Dismantling the ACA” will be countered with “keeping existing conditions, and mine will be better, because I’ll lower drug prices”.

“Her body, her choice” is a 2018 talking point Biden will only pull out to get the Donald to attack.

COVID: Both sides will claim to have done the right thing here. Biden has a slight advantage because he wasn’t president during the time. But this is easy to turn into a “soft on China” trade deal discussion, which Trump will win, because Biden can’t talk China without injecting fantasy.

Economy: Let’s be frank- the Obama economy wasn’t bad, inflated as it was on Fed stimulus. Trump was on the way to a Fed drawdown when the Coronavirus struck, after which he used Blackrock to turn the Fed and Treasury into a weapon of mass monetization. This will boil down to Biden critiquing Trump’s response, and his manufactured comeback to “what would you have done better?” will be the national mask mandate and some pie in the sky bullshit. This discussion, and how it is framed to the public, is where the victory will be achieved.

Edit: I forgot about Trump’s great advantage. He’s a civic nationalist populist. You can’t beat a populist without proclaiming to be a populist in a public debate.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

How the fuck do they think Biden is going to be coherent for an hour and a half? Is it going to be one of those holograms like that 2Pac thing?

 

[the fall of man]

How the fuck do they think Biden is going to be coherent for an hour and a half? Is it going to be one of those holograms like that 2Pac thing?

0.25mg Klonopin or a stiff shot of whiskey
1 tablet modafinil (already ingested)
Smaller doses of amphetamine salts or ritalinic acid throughout the day
Jill Boden smiling at him
Comfort that the media machine is tilted in his favor
Memories of that day on Epstein island where he smelled so many clean girls’ hair

 

[teriyakiburns]

It's also legal.

Evading theft, on the other hand...

Oh fuck me, yes. I've lost count of the number of times I've had to explain to people that no, avoiding tax isn't illegal, or immoral, or anything else they want it to be. It's not paying what you don't owe. I pay what I owe according to the rules and laws set down by the government and the revenue. I'm not going to send them extra money just because some sperg starts screeching that I'm "avoiding" tax that I don't owe in the first place.

Makes my blood boil, so it does.

I mean, I'd rather not pay any tax at all, but since I don't want to have my scrotum fondled by HMRC while they're ramming the fines home, I pay what they calculate I owe, according to the laws and regulations, and I avoid paying any extra.

 

[ChikN10der]

I'm tapering my hype for this. I think it could produce some good lulz, but I think Biden will skate by and do nothing too out there. The mod will give Biden softballs while hammering Trump. I know Trump could go HAM on Biden and ruin the man's race, but he's smart enough not to do that since it could result in bad optics.

Do you remember how Trump won the republican primary? Trump going ham is what got him elected. I hope he doesn't worry about being perceived as bullying joe.

Because while nobody likes a bully, we always pick the bully as opposed to the victim for the leader. Who wants a president who can be bullied?

 

[HumanHive]

She did. She tried to be a gamer. Turns out she only enjoys games using living pawns.
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But who was her favorite Xenoblade Chronicles 2 girl?

 

[CatboyCumDump]

I doubt I'll watch the debates. I doubt either Trump or Biden is going to say anything that will shed new light on his qualities as a candidate. And, like many, I've already committed to voting for a candidate I dislike; unless Trump solves cold fusion or Biden commits rape onstage, it's not actually going to change my actions in November.

lmfao Biden committing rape only matters to his voters when it happens on stage. Consistent only in their double standards.