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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Jesus man cut us some slack, it's hard to have a lot of national pride when your Prime Minister's priority is faffing about at gay pride events and telling everyone that racism is the real threat when Wu Flu broke containment.
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Yeah but you're like America's little brother.

We'll give you shit (because you are annoying af) but we're going to kick the ass of anyone else that tries to give you shit.

(Mexico meanwhile is the hot crazy sister we used to fight with all the time and now keeps sponging off us and really needs to be bitch slapped but we just can't bring ourselves to do it.)
 
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Flexo said:
Yeah but you're like America's little brother.

We'll give you shit (because you are annoying af) but we're going to kick the ass of anyone else that tries to give you shit.

(Mexico meanwhile is the hot crazy sister we used to fight with all the time and now keeps sponging off us and really needs to be bitch slapped but we just can't bring ourselves to do it.)
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Exactly. And whenever I get the patriotic fervor and go all "MURRICA NUMBA ONE!!!1!" I always whisper to myself, Canada is North America, North America has America in it, so Canada, and hell, even Mexico, too. Because I'm a caring, considerate soul.
 
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USA Today fact-checked a Babylon Bee article to discover that it was satire all along:
The headline of an article published by satire website The Babylon Bee is a nod to the contentious history between the Trump administration and the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit. The Babylon Bee is "the world's best satire site," according to its website.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who died of metastatic pancreatic cancer Sept. 18, is actually "alive," the article suggests, because the 9th Circuit overturned her death.

"In a close decision, the judges on the court have ruled RBG's death unconstitutional and will block Trump from nominating a replacement," the article says.

Ninth Circuit Judge Kim McLane Wardlaw was credited with issuing the ruling on the basis that Ginsburg's death was an "affront to the (Constitution)" and the "God-given right to abort as many babies as possible and sell their body parts for research."

Therefore, Ginsburg will still be considered "alive" by the law, the article says. As to how the court will accomplish this feat, Wardlaw admitted, according to the article, "We're still figuring that part out."

Any attempt to fill the vacancy left by Ginsburg will be blocked by the 9th Circuit until she can be cloned or resurrected, according to the article.

Predictably, President Donald Trump and fellow Republicans condemned the "ruling," saying, "This is a terrible ruling because we're racist and we hate women."
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Our rating: Satire

We rate this claim SATIRE, based on our research. A satirical article about the 9th Circuit "overturning" Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death has no basis in fact. It is true that the 9th Circuit has ruled against many Trump-era policies.
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Flaming Insignias said:
It’s more Cohen grandstanding, this time involving Trump supposedly mocking a megachurch scammer. This has next to nothing to do with your average churchgoing Republican.
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I'm sure they've convinced themselves that your average churchgoing Republican is in the flock of a megachurch scammer, and sent his kids to Jesus Camp back in the day.
 
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Jesus man cut us some slack, it's hard to have a lot of national pride when your Prime Minister's priority is faffing about at gay pride events and telling everyone that racism is the real threat when Wu Flu broke containment.
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Look, man, when it comes down to it, America likes America's hat. I mean, who keeps around and wears a hat they don't like?

But when your politicians start muttering about ancient Rome, we have to remind you about your national faggotry.
 
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Oh really, now?
 
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Jesus man cut us some slack, it's hard to have a lot of national pride when your Prime Minister's priority is faffing about at gay pride events and telling everyone that racism is the real threat when Wu Flu broke containment.
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I thought the PM's pride is consistently getting around the fact he likes to wear blackface, given three photos from three times will tell you about how he has fun in private. Oh yeah, and helping his mom fool his name-father about her indiscretion with Castro, his real father.

Oh, and desperately censoring American tv and sports due to them being straight up better than their shitty bootlegs. No really, they had to block UHF signals from stations in Buffalo because no one wanted to watch fucking Canadian tv. Oh, and last but not least being hideously autistic about while still hating the shit out of Tim Hortons.
It's HK-47 said:
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Nice, there actually was a soft coup attempt from the FBI for a candidate they just liked more and Obeme knew at least. This is Nixon tier at least (and I mean the '68 one, where he interfered with a peace talk on purpose via proxy to sink Humphrey). Pretty fucking bad.
 
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Adamska said:
Nice, there actually was a soft coup attempt from the FBI for a candidate they just liked more and Obeme knew at least. This is Nixon tier at least (and I mean the '68 one, where he interfered with a peace talk on purpose via proxy to sink Humphrey). Pretty fucking bad.
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Not even soft at this point. They heard the opposing candidate was going to blame a foreign country for something cooked up and instead of trying to stop a diplomatic incident they offered to help complete the fix.
 
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It's HK-47 said:

I'd archive it but archive.md is still being an overworked pile of crap. The damn thing's had queues upwards of 18,000 for days, now.
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Nice. I wasn't doubting the veracity of the file, but it's a lot more fun to throw official senate.gov links at chronic TDS sufferers. This won't stop the "muh russia!" conspiracy theories (I don't think anything ever will), but I'm sure some of my friends are going to contort themselves into all sorts of interesting mental shapes to try to discredit it.
 
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Flexo said:
Yeah but you're like America's little brother.

We'll give you shit (because you are annoying af) but we're going to kick the ass of anyone else that tries to give you shit.

(Mexico meanwhile is the hot crazy sister we used to fight with all the time and now keeps sponging off us and really needs to be bitch slapped but we just can't bring ourselves to do it.)
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Uggggh
Can it be my *friend’s* hot crazy sister
Real sick of incest polandball
 
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Jigglyjogglers said:
Thinking about it, Trump's optimal strategy for tonight would be to be very gentle and go really easy on Biden.

And make it extremely obvious that he's doing so.
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I think he may try that, he and his son keeps saying that Joe would be doing okay tonight
 
Jigglyjogglers said:
Thinking about it, Trump's optimal strategy for tonight would be to be very gentle and go really easy on Biden.

And make it extremely obvious that he's doing so.
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So, the "don't exhaust yourself, grandpa" play? Sounds good, I can't wait to see how it goes.

Is anyone else on any betting pools? I have 20 bucks on Biden obviously wearing a "hearing aid".
 
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https://www.theatlantic.com/politic...cretly-mocks-his-christian-supporters/616522/ (https://archive.vn/9EVyW)

Do they really think Trump supporters really believe, or even care about these stories at this point?
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Bear in mind that for the last couple of days, since he announced Klobecher's BARRETT'S nomination, the left has been trying to use her Catholicism as an excuse for why she can't be 'loyal' to the United States. Trump has been taking them to task for trying to use her religion as a weapon against her.

So ALL OF A SUDDEN it turns out that Trump has ACTUALLY been making fun of Christians!

Every time.

Every god. Damn. Time.
 
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