🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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ClipBitch said:
I've quietly theorized that he's had a job for some time now. Setting aside the loser memes, it could explain why he's always late and why he has such an unwarranted sense of security.
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I doubt it, Ralph reads this thread and would actively flaunt the fact he's a working man given the praise the likes of Jarbo have received for putting the hours in to support his young family. Ralph mocked him for this, but in the end it's respectable work with a noble goal.

There's a whole host of other issues relating to this too:
Ralph gets sauced every night, probably wakes up smelling of booze.
Ralph can't take minor criticism without going off the rails - good luck getting any entry level job, which is all he's qualified for.
His show would make employment difficult to maintain alone.

Ralph being a loser isn't a meme, it's just an observation of his life. I genuinely think his only hope is prison, get clean, lose weight, get a job via a prison release programme.
 
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Vetti said:
It was because he played a clip where somebody said "nigger".
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WAIT, the clip last night where Frank Hassle called Boogie a nigger as he slinked off his side-show of a property?! HAHA!

@theralph your n-word pass gods have forsaken you, my friend. Dark forces, and I mean literal dark skinned forces, have aligned themselves against you. You were always worried it would be the Jews/Amish that would darken your doorstep but it was Tyrone! The harvest continues! The corn father provides!

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Ahahahahahahahahaha!!
Get fucking dabbed on Ralph... maybe you should’ve cucked even harder?....maybe they would’ve understood (???)“I jus report the newzzz duuuude”

to:
Sceptics, Dissident Right, Fence sitters, Radical Centrists, NeoCon Shills, Demonrats, Tankies, Antifa/BLM... Blue-pilled normies, lolbertarians, unironic nazis...(and everyone else taking the Anti-Randbot Soros $$$)...
come shitpost with us tonight... we’re gonna peel open the gunt crease and fuck it!
Only a thin-skinned fag hobbit can bring people together like this.

UwU much love to my bruddah Alogs.
 
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ClipBitch said:
They're acting like dlive will be harmed by some literal nobody getting banned. :story:

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I think just permanently banning this fat faggot is the most profitable solution. There is a major net benefit to get this gunted retard outta there. If i was the lemon emperor Gunty would be out the door already. He has no say in the matter because :
>Deplatforming
>Job lynching
>Doxing ( putting bounties on people, doxing people that donated money to him )
>Sending his audience ( when he had one ) after people's livelihoods and making them his underlings for all of the above
These are all things Gunty is guilty of. It's not about platforming someone that has a show that has guests that express ideas that are considered politically incorrect that they don't even believe on and just do it to grab the countercurrent and grift it for money. It goes way beyond that. This is borderline criminal behavior that he is exhibiting.
 
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Edilg said:
I hope they just never lift the ban like they did with Godwinson. His reeee'ing and squeeel'ing in their discord has got to be legendary.
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he hasn't bee screeching in their Discord as far as I can see, but he may have access to channels I don't have in order to do so.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Holy shit! He has a death wish!

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Ralph’s understanding of history is beyond stupid. Only in his gunted mind would he think
the Kuomintang losing mainland China and being exiled to an island would be a worthy of smugness.

“Ha ha you’ll never get this island! We’ve won!” As much as I dislike the CCP, Taiwan is basically the crackshack version of China.
 
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MeltyTW said:
thought it was 3 days?
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A lot can happen in 3 days when you're an angry drunk with plenty of time to seethe on the internet. Too bad he doesn't have a legitimate job to take his mind off of the absolute mess he's made of his life, lol. The chances of bridges being burnt increases as the contents of the makers mark bottle decreases. The gunt was gonna be extra drunk and mad tonight anyway, it being the first debate and all. This could be interesting.
 
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