US First Presidental Debate - Boomerdome 2020

WELCOME TO THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES!!!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/2020/08/14/presidential-debates/

Time: Starts at 6:10-6:30pm to 7:40-8pm PST / 8:10-8:30pm to 9:40-10pm CST / 9:10-9:30pm-10:40-11pm EST

Where to watch:

Location: Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland

Moderator: Chris Wallace, anchor of “Fox News Sunday”


Competitors:

Former Vice President Joe Biden


President Donald Trump

Details: The debate will be 90 minutes long and have no commercial breaks. There will be no opening statements, and instead Wallace will dive right in with the first question to Trump. It will be divided into six 15-minute segments that Wallace has chosen. They are:
1) The Trump and Biden records;
2) The Supreme Court;
3) Covid-19;
4) the economy;
5) race and violence in cities;
6) the integrity of the election.

After the debates a poll will be posted on who you think won this first debate. Have lots of fun, keep the commentary fresh as I'm sure we've all heard many of the same lines for months and enjoy the beginning of the end of this presidential election cycle. Just as a reminder, on October 7th there will be a Vice Presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Mike Pence at the University of Utah in Salt Lake City, Utah.
You can view Joe Biden's megathread here, and Donald Trump's megathread here

Previous Democratic debates-
First Democratic debate (two nights)
Second Democratic debate
Third Democratic debate
Fourth Democratic debate
Fifth Democratic debate
Sixth Democratic debate
Seventh Democratic debate
Eighth Democratic debate
Ninth Democratic debate
Tenth Democratic debate
Eleventh Democratic Debate

Democratic primary results-
Super Tuesday
Mini-super Tuesday

Have fun!

 

[Screw Danlon]

Well, he is a Uchiha after all. He's been genjutsuing us from the very beginning to think that he's a bumbling, dementia-addled, creepy, touchy-feely, miserable old man when in reality that couldn't be further from the truth.

The only problem is that he's been using his Mangekyo Sharingan too much, and judging by how he's always bleeding from his eyes, there's a distinct possibility of him going blind soon. Hopefully Possibly during this very debate.

I used to be an admin on an anime forum and this is still so weebtastic it made my skin crawl. Good work.

 

[US Marine Hyde]

DNC has announced a last minute replacement.

It’s over for Donald Dump now.

 

[Drain Todger]

They should just drop the charade and bring in WWE to co-host these debates. Ratings will go through the roof.

At that point, why not go all the way and just put in a ring and have them actually, literally wrestle?

 

[usernames can change now!]

Remember when presidential debates had meaning, purpose, and gravitas? Remember when the candidates discussed the actual issues facing the country and the policies they planned to implement? Remember when politicians spoke like gentlemen, like real statesmen?

That is not what we're going to watch tonight, if this goes forward and they don't cancel at the last minute. What we're going to see is Jerry Springer with old men in suits and ties, and I want a big damn bowl of popcorn for it.

It's going to be like the 2018 Canadian debate where Scheer just redirected every question to "but trudy bad"

 

[L50LasPak]

I love how excited the cameraman is. He's looking around, trying to figure out something interesting even though nobody is in the theater.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

So if he actually doesn't show that means the massive amounts of drugs and black magic spells they are using are failing?
I can't decide if its more probably that they will just send out the advanced Disney animatronic out or a guy that has a Biden mask like in those mission impossible movies. There is also always the possibility that they wheel out one of those old school tv carts with his face on it!

 

[Oats12345]

Biden better show up in person.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I want this to be as much of a shitfest as I think its going to be.

What I want: Biden to literally shit himself, go off on incoherent tangents about Corn Pop while obliviously blurting out archaic racial slurs and eventually sundowning hard enough he actually tries to take a swing at Trump.

What I'm expecting: Trump debates Wallace more than anything while Biden makes some lolworthy gaffes but nothing particularly earthshattering and enough to memoryhole.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Guys, this 77-year-old man TOTALLY wrote this tweet himself. And the careful cropping of the pic to not reveal any details of where he actually is was just a coincidence!

Also am loving how craft ice cream is the calling card of limousine liberals. So out of touch.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

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Wow. So quirky.

You better be there Joe. And those drugs better be potent and your controllers able to speak clearly into your earpiece.

 

[Toshiba]

nice wired earphones boomer

 

[JimmyNugget]

Remember when presidential debates had meaning, purpose, and gravitas? Remember when the candidates discussed the actual issues facing the country and the policies they planned to implement? Remember when politicians spoke like gentlemen, like real statesmen?

That is not what we're going to watch tonight, if this goes forward and they don't cancel at the last minute. What we're going to see is Jerry Springer with old men in suits and ties, and I want a big damn bowl of popcorn for it.

Trump vs. Biden is dumpster scrapings next to JFK, but then again JFK was a demoncrat, so people would despise him today.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Secretly change the channel to OANN while the TV is off. If they still change it to the likes of Fox News, CBS, MSNBC, CNN or the like, that’s how you know the game was rigged from the start

At that point, why not go all the way and just put in a ring and have them actually, literally wrestle?

The worst part is current day WWE will never be as fun as this again. The Rock and John Cena both went (literally) Hollywood, McMahon’s XFL went bankrupt, female wrestling stars are looking more muscular than men, etc.

 

[verissimus]

Wait a minute?!
Is that... it's Jeb!'s music! He isn't even supposed to be in the match?!

Jeb Bush is shaking hands with Satan himself!

 

[L50LasPak]

Holy shit I started out started thinking I missed this and now I am absolutely sloshed waiting for it.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Guys, this 77-year-old man TOTALLY wrote this tweet himself. And the careful cropping of the pic to not reveal any details of where he actually is was just a coincidence!
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Also am loving how craft ice cream is the calling card of limousine liberals. So out of touch.

It's weird AF how Jeni's ice cream is the ice cream of choice for the DNC elite. No one has heard of Jeni's other than other rich people, the price is insane (12 dollars a pint), and somehow it keeps showing up. Meanwhile, Ben and Jerrys is nowhere to be seen despite B&J's strong support for leftist policy, a cheaper price (6 dollars a pint), and it's sold everywhere.

 

[L50LasPak]

I feel the time dilation kicking in boys. This had better be as fucking hilarious at the first DNC debates.

 

[Reverend]

Alright you raging retards here are the drinking ground rules as dictated by the auspicious aspbergs of the mecca of mediocracy:

People will be black out drunk by 930...

 

[TFT-A9]

Guys, this 77-year-old man TOTALLY wrote this tweet himself. And the careful cropping of the pic to not reveal any details of where he actually is was just a coincidence!
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Also am loving how craft ice cream is the calling card of limousine liberals. So out of touch.

>Apple earbuds
>Jeni's

SHIT TASTE. GET SOME FUCKING JBL EARBUDS AND A PINT OF HAAGEN-DASZ COFFEE YOU LOSER. If you're gonna grandstand about your riches at least pick shit that's worth the money.

 

[Roybertitos]

So anyone got money on Biden pretending to be retarded this whole time to lull Trump into a false sense of security? Kind of a longshot but we live in strange times, wouldn't be that surprised if that were the case.