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gaarashatan said:
phil needs to take some pointers from trump. them taxes going to ruin him! find the loopholes philly boi, i believe in you
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The sad part is I bet he already is doing that. There's no way he's not claiming the WWE champions expenses on his tax returns just like he did for the bankruptcy. I highly doubt the bankruptcy filing goes through if his tax returns say his net income is $120k/yr while his bankruptcy filing says his net income is $60k/yr. Nancy had two years of tax returns to compare the filing to.
 
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Tiddymonster said:
I wonder sometimes if people will ever realize why DPS will never go away and will continue to be successful.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

The more you hate him the more the people who "like him" will support him and feel unable to ever criticize him, the only way to actually defeat something you hate is to ignore it. If all the detractors found a new target his supporters would slowly stop throwing money and praise at him and start complaining at him themselves for being shit. If that happened DSP would turn into Mundane Matt and be totally irrelevant.

The problem with DSP now is there a mini industry built up around hating him, for ad-revenue. So they want to build up drama and keep you invested to keep the money rolling in from the videos they make.

DSP would of vanished into the ether years ago if not for the detractors and the support that creates to his cause, he isn't good at games and he isn't even funny anymore. All he talks about is money and his cat, no more edgy-boy humor.

If you really hate the dude, get invested in disliking someone else. If not, you'll be here forever complaining about DSP and his support will never waiver.
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I'm not here to see Phil crash and burn, I'm here for the Phillip Burnell Experience. He will crash and burn eventually and it will be hilarious when it happens, but it's not going to be for some time. Until then I'll laugh at all the other shit that happens: crying poor after making thousands, the amazing WWE Champions coincidences, the "fan" doxing, the 1001 excuses for everything, the totally real and not made up chronic ear infections... there is so much to laugh at with Phil. I don't hate Phil, I don't feel sorry for him either. I feel nothing except amusement when he does something stupid... which is often.
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
I’ve said it before but it’s remarkable how similar the two of them are. Their fans too.
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Trump got a massive refund on his taxes because of a scheme Obama put in place in 2009. That refund is why he paid so little tax. DSP doesn't pay taxes because he's uploaded over <stupid number> thousands of videos to YouTube that no one watches. Then declares bankruptcy.

Trump donates his entire presidential salary of $400,000/year. He takes $1 because he's forced to take something. DSP charges $20 to eat 3 Skittles then doesn't eat the Skittles.

Trump headlined WrestleMania 23. DSP has a receeding hairline.

Not really the same...
 
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doctor is now a detractor

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tzgnilki said:
doctor is now a detractor

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Stops taking antibiotics before his prescription is done just because the pain is gone and immediately wants to jump to stronger antibiotics, which is exactly how antibiotic resistant microbes are formed which is one of the biggest crises in modern medicine ...also, go to Europe and tell us how good their healthcare is based on how long it takes you to get service.
 
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tzgnilki said:
doctor is now a detractor

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In Phil's delusional paranoid shut-in mind he's saying he thinks the doctors have been holding out on him by giving him the 'Rainbow Brite-Unicorn-Hello Kitty' antibiotic ear drops because they are incompetent assholes trying to fuck him over and destroy his business.

Phil wants the 'Big Dick Chad Ass-blaster Jackhammer' antibiotic ear drops because the ones they have been giving him that previously miraculously cured his outer ear infection in a single day aren't good enough for the 'King of Hate, High Commander of the Hate Army, the Almighty Pigroach Himself'.
 
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''Sigh hello everyone, the doctor prescribed me those medecine pills for my ears and I have to eat them''

''...Polish Frog cheered and is saying that I should eat my medicine on camera when I reach the tips goal''

''Hello hello everyone, welcome on today's stream where we celebrate the 50th medecine streak, my ears feel soo much better now but I hope we can keep this streak going today''.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
In Phil's delusional paranoid shut-in mind he's saying he thinks the doctors have been holding out on him by giving him the 'Rainbow Brite-Unicorn-Hello Kitty' antibiotic ear drops because they are incompetent assholes trying to fuck him over and destroy his business.

Phil wants the 'Big Dick Chad Ass-blaster Jackhammer' antibiotic ear drops because the ones they have been giving him that previously miraculously cured his outer ear infection in a single day aren't good enough for the 'King of Hate, High Commander of the Hate Army, the Almighty Pigroach Himself'.
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Having been on some powerful oral antibiotics before I can tell you that Phil would bitch and moan about it during the entire course of treatment. There's fairly strict rules about when you can take them, when you can eat before/after taking them, and what you can eat before/after taking them. They also kill all the bacteria in your gut which can cause lots of indigestion and gastro-intestinal 'distress' to put it mildly. Not fun, would not recommend. Phil should try actually completing a course of the ear drops or taking the time (and $$$) to see a proper ENT specialist. But he's the typical lazy patient who wants to pop a magic pill and make everything go away.
 
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While you cringe at the doctor's visit, can we just talk about this?

DSP the one time bankrupt business major, the gaming afficionado asking them to delay the game because it doesnt really fit into his busy hardcore gaming season calendar.

The fuckin nerve on this guy.

"DONT ABUSE YOUR DAMN EMPLOYEES"
Says the guy who abuses his mods and fans EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Goddamn, I fukin hate this dude.

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PieceofShet said:
While you cringe at the doctor's visit, can we just talk about this?

DSP the one time bankrupt business major, the gaming afficionado asking them to delay the game because it doesnt really fit into his busy hardcore gaming season calendar.

The fuckin nerve on this guy.

"DONT ABUSE YOUR DAMN EMPLOYEES"
Says the guy who abuses his mods and fans EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Goddamn, I fukin hate this dude.
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says the man who scammed his friends to work for him, then leased a BMW lol

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spoiler for tomorrow's pre-stream:

ear update, american healthcare discussion & cyberpunk retcon

"howard stern"
 
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Next time I go to my doctor after I injure my arm or hand during my job and he tells the nurse to start bandaging it like every other time I'm going to punch him in the mouth with my other arm, run home and write a tweet bitching about how I always get the same treatment for the same injury and say that this is why my country's healthcare system sucks dood!
 
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yoshitsune said:
Next time I go to my doctor after I injure my arm or hand during my job and he tells the nurse to start bandaging it like every other time I'm going to punch him in the mouth with my other arm, run home and write a tweet bitching about how I always get the same treatment for the same injury and say that this is why my country's healthcare system sucks dood!
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If you want to do a Phil, then you need to sit there allowing them to bandage it, then run home and tweet about how you punch him in the mouth.
 
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