US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Chug your beer if Biden is a no show.

Sip your whiskey if Trump quips about senility, ear devices, shots in the butt, or anything dementia related.

Shot of fireball every time "sleepy Joe" is said.

Shot of Jager every time Joe Bidentia derisively laughs right after Trump speaks.

When Biden gets confused and call someone in the audience a nigger finish the bottle and celebrate in the street.
 
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A while ago someone else posted the best strategy for if Biden wears an earpiece. Have a Trump agent in the audience bring in a hidden shortwave radio hooked up to a noise generator and set it to broadcast on frequencies that those earpieces typically use. Keep it on a low volume and shift the broadcast up and down the spectrum until Biden visibly reacts to the noise (flinches, moves a hand to his ear). Then wait until an important moment in the debate (Trump asks him a question, puts him on the spot, something like that) and turn it on full blast so Joe freaks and yanks it out of his ear.
 
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This is like the seventh time something like this has happened
 
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ConfederateIrishman said:
One of the things that helped, and something that despite all my bitching about him I need to say he is doing well, is that he is making sure that these deals he is setting up with opposing countries are basically trade deals that have no retarded American political ultimatums; It turns out not forcing Serbia to recognize Kosovo as independent country makes them far more willing to write up a trade deal with Kosovo, for example.
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Agree, it's better to focus on trade only
 
"There's nothing smart about you, Joe. 47 years, you've done nothing." - President Trump. Joe Biden - OWNED!!!!

Anyone who thought Joe had a chance against President Trump has surely been disabused of that notion now.

But I know someone who can provide a REAL challenge to President Trump in the next debate - my almost four-year old granddaughter! She actually knows things. And in the next debate after that, the President's opponent can be... my four-month-old granddaughter! She can't even talk yet, yet makes more sense than Joe. 🤣

Joe and Da Hoe - no mo'! 👎

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But he has a train tour with his wife tomorrow!
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Yeah, at the zoo.
 
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I can't believe they started off with the taxes bullshit.

And didn't push Lyin' Biden on a single fucking policy. Apparently we voters don't get to know what Biden's policies are.

Or his SCOTUS picks.

Or his plans for taxes.

Or his foreign policies.

Do we get to know ANYTHING other than Orange Ma... soda. I like Orange Soda.
 
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