🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I decided to make another quick mix of Ralph Hollaring, this time I added a little extra flair to some of the audio (Not much, just where it counts) and made a simple video to go along with it, I couldn't figure out any album art ideas so I dicked around in Premiere Pro and made something just to fuck with Ralph.

Also, this one is NSFW (The youtube version will probably be censored if I decide to upload it).
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
It was suggestions like this that gave us the DEMON BABY!
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No, Dax Herrera gave us the demon-baby he pumped his Mexican jumping-bean dip into Faith.

Do you hear that @theralph? Dax squirreled his nuts into Faith, you weren't around her the whole time, and she does live in California. That baby ain't yours but good luck trying to de-couple yourself from your crazy as balls GF! He talked to her real smooth, you know, poured her a few of those drinks, got her nice and relaxed on that big comfortable couch, gave her a deep back massage with those manly hands of his. He took that cherry from her and here you are picking up the slack.... :feels:

Edit: Didn't you find it strange that Dax invited you to stay at his house, and how did she seem to already know where he lived? Very strange... :thinking:
 
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David Spadem said:
I decided to make another quick mix of Ralph Hollaring, this time I added a little extra flair to some of the audio (Not much, just where it counts) and made a simple video to go along with it, I couldn't figure out any album art ideas so I dicked around in Premiere Pro and made something just to fuck with Ralph.

Also, this one is NSFW (The youtube version will probably be censored if I decide to upload it).
May I present:
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Ralph's hollering is one of the funniest bits of retardation I have ever seen on the internet.

I have a good belly laugh every time I hear it.
 
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3119967d0c said:
Pizza Hut probably wouldn't, but the likes of Uber and Lyft have regularly allowed violent felons to drive vulnerable drunk women around. Amazon has had a big boom this year.
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I don't think he will ever work for Uber or Lyft as he is most likely either to lazy or already to plastered to find his car by 9 am.
 
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A_Single_Egg said:
I wonder if Dlive has the same sort of TOS as twitch where they account for off platform activity? Gunt is a partner and I've heard to apply for that you need to submit some forms of social media, like twitter or instagram. If they see him going scorched earth on China he's fucked.
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Dlive has just as strict TOS as Twitch at this point. They really tightened it up and made it like Twitch's TOS back when PewDiePie joined the platform for that deal they had.

Ralph and Andy frequently break the TOS on every show. They honestly should of been kicked off the platform a long time ago, but for some reason haven't? Think Dlive is shy on pulling that trigger because they were helping promote and make them some money, but now I think that you have people like Owen Benjamin and Nick Fuentes bringing in a lot more money. They don't care about Ralph and his crew of retards as much anymore.

I caught a bit of Andy's show last night. Now he is planning his new Patreon grift. I think mainly out of fright that Ralph is shitting on Dlive and Andy knows why his bread is buttered so well is due to Ralph's Dlive connections. Now that is in jeopardy. He is angling for Patreon and different podcast options. He literally lied to his audience last night and claimed that starting an RSS feed is expensive for podcasts lol. One reward was getting connected with Kyler's social media and Kyler has to respond to you. Kyler. Nobody actually cares about you.

I can't wait to see this come down around their ears.
 
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Wilhelm Bittrich said:
I don't think he will ever work for Uber or Lyft as he is most likely either to lazy or already to plastered to find his car by 9 am.
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Ralph has a combination of some of the least employable traits going.

I'm sure plenty of ex-felons can get trade or labourer jobs that pay well, but are physically exhausting. Ralph isn't fit enough for this. He looks like he's struggles to get into his car, never mind do a hard day's graft.

His ex felon status alone fucks him over for most normal professional jobs.

He's got no professional employment history, and what he has done as his "job" is not something anyone should want to put on their CV.

The man can't take criticism - so working some starter job isn't going to be easy for him.

He can drive, maybe he could become a trucker? Might work for the next decade if he shakes off the alcoholism - until self driving vehicles come in. Still, no pension, no security in work - doesn't look good for Ralph.

Lastly, he's a white male. So he doesn't even represent a diversity hire. Who in their right minds would hire Ralph for anything?
 
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Lore Master said:
Dlive has just as strict TOS as Twitch at this point. They really tightened it up and made it like Twitch's TOS back when PewDiePie joined the platform for that deal they had.

Ralph and Andy frequently break the TOS on every show. They honestly should of been kicked off the platform a long time ago, but for some reason haven't? Think Dlive is shy on pulling that trigger because they were helping promote and make them some money, but now I think that you have people like Owen Benjamin and Nick Fuentes bringing in a lot more money. They don't care about Ralph and his crew of retards as much anymore.

I caught a bit of Andy's show last night. Now he is planning his new Patreon grift. I think mainly out of fright that Ralph is shitting on Dlive and Andy knows why his bread is buttered so well is due to Ralph's Dlive connections. Now that is in jeopardy. He is angling for Patreon and different podcast options. He literally lied to his audience last night and claimed that starting an RSS feed is expensive for podcasts lol. One reward was getting connected with Kyler's social media and Kyler has to respond to you. Kyler. Nobody actually cares about you.

I can't wait to see this come down around their ears.
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Yeah, it's either kicking Ralph off would be seen as DLive being "anti free-speech", which would cause a mass exodus of actually profitable right wing creators like Fuentes who came to the platform because it's a "free speech alternative", or Ralph got in early and is now friends with the people in the company, meaning they give him special treatment, which makes Ralph Dlive's version of a Twitch ethot.
 
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Ralph has a combination of some of the least employable traits going.

I'm sure plenty of ex-felons can get trade or labourer jobs that pay well, but are physically exhausting. Ralph isn't fit enough for this. He looks like he's struggles to get into his car, never mind do a hard day's graft.

His ex felon status alone fucks him over for most normal professional jobs.

He's got no professional employment history, and what he has done as his "job" is not something anyone should want to put on their CV.

The man can't take criticism - so working some starter job isn't going to be easy for him.

He can drive, maybe he could become a trucker? Might work for the next decade if he shakes off the alcoholism - until self driving vehicles come in. Still, no pension, no security in work - doesn't look good for Ralph.

Lastly, he's a white male. So he doesn't even represent a diversity hire. Who in their right minds would hire Ralph for anything?
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You can still get professional jobs with a felony conviction on your record. You just only have to tell the employer upfront. Now depending on the felony they may not get the job based on if his felony is related to theft or fraud. Ralph could feasibly get an entry level call center job. They don't care about work experience or history that much.

He could NOT get a driving job. Because he has a DUI and other moving violations as well.

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Yeah, it's either kicking Ralph off would be seen as DLive being "anti free-speech", which would cause a mass exodus of actually profitable right wing creators like Fuentes who came to the platform because it's a "free speech alternative", or Ralph got in early and is now friends with the people in the company, meaning they give him special treatment, which makes Ralph Dlive's version of a Twitch ethot.
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I don't think that Fuentes cares that much about Ralph to stand with him in solidarity at all. He is making too much money on Dlive. I don't see many right wing creator leaving the platform over little ole Ralph. Personally I think that most of them look at Ralph as the black sheep of their group. They remain on friendly terms with him because they don't want to deal with his Twitter sperg outs on them and slanderous article that he writes.

Most of the people around him even can't stand him. Look at Warski, he can't stand Ralph. He is just sucking from his teet at the moment for views and that's it. Also look at Dingo's real feelings about Ralph. Sure Dingo went back, but I can assure you. That rage was real when he was crying about Ralph. Ethan is out in the cold on this one if Dlive yeets him.
 
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