🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[lemonarm2]

Looks like Destiny wont be coming back on

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1311357657811496960

https://streamable.com/dik99j

 

[FM Bradley]

Where does A-lawging Ethan Ralph fit on the political spectrum? Do the posters ITT tend to lean liberal or conservative?

I think the beauty of ralph is so many of the points you can call him out on are completely apolitical. Hatred of ralph is healing the left-right divide.

This is pretty much my feeling. Leftcelerationist-1A/2A adherent here. Nonetheless, left or right, I cannot help but laugh at people who represent the worst of either side.

Thing is, I don't consume Leftist content at all. The simple fact of the matter is that the Right-leaning pockets of the internet just gives me funnier shit and funnier people.

Looks like Destiny wont be coming back on


https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1311357657811496960


https://streamable.com/dik99j

I'm rarely on Twatter but I tried to check that link...aaaand it looks like the Guntermensch found my bants a bit too spicy a few days ago

 

[hawkisnight]

Where does A-lawging Ethan Ralph fit on the political spectrum? Do the posters ITT tend to lean liberal or conservative?

Does it really matter? United we stand laughing at Gunt.
Someone needs to make an edit with captions PPP telling Godwinson, Matt, Null, Dame "no fighting" and Gator getting shit kicked in at the end:

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Thing is, I don't consume Leftist content at all. The simple fact of the matter is that the Right-leaning pockets of the internet just gives me funnier shit and funnier people.

Leftist content is the fucking worst. Right leaning content is in general much funnier, but a lot of times it's unintentional. Steven Crowder is a good example. As a "comedian" that fucker makes Amy Shumer seem like Richard Pryor. But when he prances down to the local college so he can debate a freshman and act like he's winning the war, that's fucking hilarious, just not in the way he sees it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Where does A-lawging Ethan Ralph fit on the political spectrum? Do the posters ITT tend to lean liberal or conservative?

I'm guessing it leans moderate conservative. Ralph's best ALAWGS are people that used to watch his show for a chuckle, without some kind of conservative background I'd imagine you'd have a much harder time resisting the urge to throw up. Definitely not further right though, because they tend to remain gunt sucklers.

It's a special interest group now though. Alawging is a time honored tradition that can be enjoyed by anyone. We are inclusive and diverse. #BLM

 

[soy_king]

This
Ralph acts like a nigger
Ralph also acts like a woman
Ralph is a black woman.
Edit: What would be the female form of wigger?

I don't know about that, when black people dance they actually have rhythm.

Sidenote= does anyone have that clip where Ralph is running in Miami and the most he can do is waddle/shuffle his feet? I desperately need that shit for posterity.

 

[JewBacca]

Edit: What would be the female form of wigger?

The word you're searching for is Shetroon, similar to sheboon but since he has that huge clit, that it is almost a mini-penis, troon fits nicely.

 

[Spectre_06]

Woke up an hour ago and took care of some IRL stuff before I turned on the computer to check what's going on. And hoo boy did Twitter not disappoint!

First off we get our boy Gator taking time away from dying in an almost 20-year-old XBox game to SWEEP IT UP! for the Gunt.

Our boy, of course, attempts to deflect from the Gunt by claiming I "ragequit" his server when he "asked for proof" I had filed a FOIA on an individual. Gator, of course, ignores that you can't really file a FOIA on an individual (something I have had to say many times to retards like him), and that's why the FOIA on John Michael Kelly's alleged post about him molesting his sister was tailored to the existence of the website in question. I also didn't "ragequit" his server and never provided the proof (I did; the redacted FOIA response was provided to both him as well as Nick Rekieta), but since Discord decided to kick him and Ralph off to begin with I can't prove it one way or the other. Also at this point, being a battered wife of Ethan Ralph probably makes you more mentally ill than anyone you're tryign to talk shit about.

Also I did a video on the FOIA response, which he knows about.

Next up we get this lovely individual who shows that remedial education is a complete waste of time, and perhaps eugenics has a place. We also learn that an O-3(E)--that is, a former enlisted captain--is a "high-ranking officer".

Guy's hitting me with the screeches of a Guntguard who knows he's on his last legs of being able to defend the actions of a serial retard.

We also get this lovely Guntguard saying that caring about what retards do on the internet is "super gay"...despite that being what Ralph and co. do on a daily basis.

Ralph, by the way, is the only one to like his tweet, showing his lack of self-awareness.

All-in-all, very fun to be back on Twitter. It took two hours for the Gunt to go from blocking me to muting me (which is what he is doing now, apparently).

Bonus appearance by Warski and Ralph nuthugger Adolwulf, a literal faggot who thinks that tossing aside his currenttarget for clout for a "bigger" one will somehow help him improve his station on DLive. This guy threw his friends out when he thought he had an "in" with Quarterpounder, then threw Quarterpounder aside when he thought he had an "in" with Warski and Ralph.

 

[JAKL]

Where does A-lawging Ethan Ralph fit on the political spectrum? Do the posters ITT tend to lean liberal or conservative?

Accelerationist.

 

[FM Bradley]

Leftist content is the fucking worst. Right leaning content is in general much funnier, but a lot of times it's unintentional. Steven Crowder is a good example. As a "comedian" that fucker makes Amy Shumer seem like Richard Pryor. But when he prances down to the local college so he can debate a freshman and act like he's winning the war, that's fucking hilarious, just not in the way he sees it.

Precisely. You aren't gonna get a Crowder or Ralph on the Left. Best you'll get is, like, Carlos Maza blowing someone or something I dunno I don't keep up with it gitoffmylawn

I'm guessing it leans moderate conservative. Ralph's best ALAWGS are people that used to watch his show for a chuckle, without some kind of conservative background I'd imagine you'd have a much harder time resisting the urge to throw up.

Part of the huge Left/Right divide, I believe, is because there's no common language between them anymore, and no one wants to learn or use the others' tongue to communicate. If it happened, I'm sure a bit of spiteful lunacy like BLM shucking bricks through windows, or Ethan Ralph impregnating teenagers, would stop.


I believe what I believe. No asshole on YouTube or DLive is going to change that. If you're a person who has let a video platform change your understanding of life, I invite you to let Michael Hutchence and David Carradine give you masturbation lessons.

 

[Haru Okumura]

It's great that Ethan streamed on Youtube last night, because it makes it easier to compare him directly to Vaush.

Vaush surpassed 25,000 viewers, whereas @theralph struggled to reach 700, both commentating the exact same video feed.

Imagine getting blown out more than 35:1 by a horsefucker with a top knot.

 

[instythot]

Where does A-lawging Ethan Ralph fit on the political spectrum? Do the posters ITT tend to lean liberal or conservative?

He's a retarded, thin skinned, self destructive addict who thinks he's a king. You don't need to be political to appreciate his contributions to the field of fat faggotry

 

[tantric_depressive]

Looks like Destiny wont be coming back on

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1311357657811496960

https://streamable.com/dik99j

Did he say he wouldn't go on anymore? I think he enjoys going on the shitshow cuz it's gotta be fun just low-effort dabbing all over any guests/callers on there.

If so, truly a sad commentary on American society.

In the eyes of the solely profit motivated libertarian, simply providing a platform for Ralph's degenerate drunken 'racism' (a racist who can't keep their fingers off the dark meat) is more risky than his relentless promotion of a no-holds-barred pedophile like Conrad Collins.

I don't want Dax to be able to use Ralph as an excuse or fallguy at all. I want Ralph to stay platformed for the entirety of Diddler Dax's podcast career, let Dick keep the 300 pound albatross around his neck. In fact, it'd be hilarious if Ralph used Dax as an attempt at redemption, as I remember Dax was the one feeding, encouraging and enabling Gunt's vices, and while Dax is better at keeping his questionable activities on the low, I doubt it would remain so if Ralph thought he was being snaked by him.

This
Ralph acts like a nigger
Ralph also acts like a woman
Ralph is a black woman.
Edit: What would be the female form of wigger?

lol, Ralph's always reminded of a ghetto-fabulous sassyfat nubian queen when he gets into his loudmouth combat mode.

 

[Captain Manning]

Like it or not, content creators/streamers are one hundred percent responsible for the pre-recorded material they rebroadcast. It's been that way for as long as I can remember, and this is precisely why you do show research. Keemstar edited his version of the Boogie video.

And this even assumes that Ralph had no idea what was on that video, and the reason he gave for eating a DLive ban isn't some bullshit. I'm sure plenty of people here and elsewhere have their doubts on that one.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1311213277410623488

Archive: https://archive.md/LpgGw

 

[Spectre_06]

It's great that Ethan streamed on Youtube last night, because it makes it easier to compare him directly to Vaush.

Vaush surpassed 25,000 viewers, whereas @theralph struggled to reach 700, both commentating the exact same video feed.

Imagine getting blown out more than 35:1 by a horsefucker with a top knot.

Nick Rekieta, who doesn't normally cover political debates and stuff like that, peaked at around 5,400 viewers at one point. This is the guy that Ralph threw a shitfit over him making a video all but denouncing Ralph's grooming of Faith and claimed that Nick is "where he is because of the Killstream". When people who don't even normally cover something like this are raking in several times your numbers (and this is supposed to be the BIGGEST NIGHT for your podcast) you might want to re-evaluate what you're doing.

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Like it or not, content creators/streamers are one hundred percent responsible for the pre-recorded material they rebroadcast. It's been that way for as long as I can remember, and this is precisely why you do show research. Keemstar edited his version of the Boogie video.

And this even assumes that Ralph had no idea what was on that video, and the reason he gave for eating a DLive ban isn't some bullshit. I'm sure plenty of people here and elsewhere have their doubts on that one.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1311213277410623488

Archive: https://archive.md/LpgGw

Absolutely. You're responsible for what you put out there, which is why you generally watch whatever it is you're going to talk about first to figure out if you have to edit it so you don't have your social credit score on the Chinese streaming website dinged. But again, no one on the Killstream actually thinks that far ahead which is why Ralph can't ever be on time for his one and only job, so...

 

[Kenobi]

Godwinson's Dingo take is the least accurate things he's said this far - that's including his schitzotakes after cocaine fueled binges using what's left of the 5k escrow money.

He's so clearly a Gunt suckling f-slur - fucking arguing about whose done the most for the white race. You've got 600 listeners combined with Ralph at the very most - you've done nothing.

I think Godwinson recognises that Dingo is a whore and a voltaile moron that can be flipped against the gunt if you give him a platform and your nice enough to him.
When he talked to the dildo norwiegan the first thing he mentioned is: You better be nice to me cause i have heard you talking shit before.

A lot of people here get mad at him because he's not a "real" white nationalist, so a lot on the right. I'm not one of those people, I shit on him because he's a fucking retarded sperg who brings everyone down with him and it's funny to watch.

I hate politcal grifting so much. Riling people up and dividing people for fatter profits.
Say what you want about Vaush or destiny but both of them believe in what they are saying.
DesTiny is a neoliberal and Vaush is comunist

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Now that your getting in to peoples good graces agains.
Could you stop sloberin on nicks knob for 2 seconds?

 

[byuu]

...

No one cares except for you and the gunt lickers.

 

[MeltyTW]

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Like it or not, content creators/streamers are one hundred percent responsible for the pre-recorded material they rebroadcast. It's been that way for as long as I can remember, and this is precisely why you do show research. Keemstar edited his version of the Boogie video.

And this even assumes that Ralph had no idea what was on that video, and the reason he gave for eating a DLive ban isn't some bullshit. I'm sure plenty of people here and elsewhere have their doubts on that one.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1311213277410623488

Archive: https://archive.md/LpgGw

is this really what weve come to now? defending ralphs right to be an even lazier pos who cant even watch through short clips before showing them? really? i mean what if boogie snuck in cp and ralph was dumb enough to show it is he just exempt? is he grandfathered in the lazy fat faggot clause?

 

[Sam Losco]

Woke up an hour ago and took care of some IRL stuff before I turned on the computer to check what's going on. And hoo boy did Twitter not disappoint!

First off we get our boy Gator taking time away from dying in an almost 20-year-old XBox game to SWEEP IT UP! for the Gunt.

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Our boy, of course, attempts to deflect from the Gunt by claiming I "ragequit" his server when he "asked for proof" I had filed a FOIA on an individual. Gator, of course, ignores that you can't really file a FOIA on an individual (something I have had to say many times to retards like him), and that's why the FOIA on John Michael Kelly's alleged post about him molesting his sister was tailored to the existence of the website in question. I also didn't "ragequit" his server and never provided the proof (I did; the redacted FOIA response was provided to both him as well as Nick Rekieta), but since Discord decided to kick him and Ralph off to begin with I can't prove it one way or the other. Also at this point, being a battered wife of Ethan Ralph probably makes you more mentally ill than anyone you're tryign to talk shit about.

Also I did a video on the FOIA response, which he knows about.

Next up we get this lovely individual who shows that remedial education is a complete waste of time, and perhaps eugenics has a place. We also learn that an O-3(E)--that is, a former enlisted captain--is a "high-ranking officer".

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Guy's hitting me with the screeches of a Guntguard who knows he's on his last legs of being able to defend the actions of a serial retard.

We also get this lovely Guntguard saying that caring about what retards do on the internet is "super gay"...despite that being what Ralph and co. do on a daily basis.

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Ralph, by the way, is the only one to like his tweet, showing his lack of self-awareness.

All-in-all, very fun to be back on Twitter. It took two hours for the Gunt to go from blocking me to muting me (which is what he is doing now, apparently).

Bonus appearance by Warski and Ralph nuthugger Adolwulf, a literal faggot who thinks that tossing aside his currenttarget for clout for a "bigger" one will somehow help him improve his station on DLive. This guy threw his friends out when he thought he had an "in" with Quarterpounder, then threw Quarterpounder aside when he thought he had an "in" with Warski and Ralph.

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Yeah, didn't Ralph just say that they "excised" you. Gator needs a new broom, he's not supposed to be counter sweeping his boss.

I can also confirm you can't FOIA an individual.
And Captain is only high ranking if we're talking Navy, where a Captain is an O6. All other branches, Captain is low ranking. Other branches, O6 is a full bird Colonel.

 

[Spectre_06]

is this really what weve come to now? defending ralphs right to be an even lazier pos who cant even watch through short clips before showing them? really? i mean what if boogie snuck in cp and ralph was dumb enough to show it is he just exempt? is he grandfathered in the lazy fat faggot clause?

No, but Nick has been pretty consistent in being against deplatforming and job lynching. It's why he called Ralph out on it for going after @adezero and @Null as well.

And Captain is only high ranking if we're talking Navy, where a Captain is an O6. All other branches, Captain is low ranking. Other branches, O6 is a full bird Colonel.

Yup. Zoom said the same thing only directly said I "claimed to be an O-6 Captain in the Marines", which was all I needed to see of his "expose" video on me to disregard it as a complete joke with no actual research if he's getting something as simple as that wrong in the first two minutes.