Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[horsegirl666]

Tbh sounds like he needs to come up with these elaborate cooming fantasies since he can't get off normally anymore so he needs more and more ridiculous stuff to make himself feel anything anymore. Even if he had a dick he probably would have problems to get it up to normal sexual stuff. That and of course coping for castrating himself over a fetish.

 

[Tomssu]

Kevvie being totes happy with his neovag

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Are you SURE it's the ONLY one?

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Kevvie fantasizing about his moobs again

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[BallBuster]

Kevvie being totes happy with his neovag
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Kevvie fantasizing about his moobs again
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He’s mad that a hole in his crotch some quack carved out with a melon baller can’t be stuffed like a normal functioning female vagina.

Normal vaginas aren’t trying to heal and in turn, close. Wounds are. Also men weren’t designed biologically to have things thrusted into them from where their penis’ are (or used to be).

You are mad at biology like all troons. It’s just sad that they can’t accept this. But it’s fun reading the sperging.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Why is is face so weathered if he never goes outside?

It's not easy being Kevryyyn.

Kevvie being totes happy with his neovag

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And just what the fuck would the physical therapist do? What could they even do anyway? Fist KevKev's rotten crotch in hopes of it loosening up so he could uwu about "oh g*sh I'm so loose I'm such a slut h*cc UwU"?
The only therapy that could help him is heavy sedation, or a lead pill administered to the forehead for a permanent solution.

 

[sperginity]

Kevvie being totes happy with his neovag

shit is starting to get real. Things will only get worse.

 

[B’Elanna]

What does this even mean, is he developing a baboon fauxgina? Isn't the point of MtF surgery to not feel something between your legs? I question if biological women with even the fattest monkeys can 'feel' the shape, unless they have Dumbo eared labia or something.

Only if you are dumb enough to go commando in jeans and it gets caught in a zipper.

shit is starting to get real. Things will only get worse.

I can't wait for the refused revision saga

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Kevvie fantasizing about his moobs again
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Whenever Kevin starts to get insufferable, just read these tweets, and know that he's a miserable, hate-filled buffoon that knows he only has himself to blame.

Like icarus, he flew too close to the AGP sun on his dragon dildo wings.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

What does this even mean, is he developing a baboon fauxgina? Isn't the point of MtF surgery to not feel something between your legs? I question if biological women with even the fattest monkeys can 'feel' the shape, unless they have Dumbo eared labia or something.

No, they cannot.

I can't wait for the refused revision saga

I looked at the amhole, there's nothing to revise. He contends with the worst FGM victims for "lack of anything down there" Edit: for those of you whose eyes haven't been tainted, ever seen a coin slot? That's what it looked like.

 

[Puddleduck]

I'm expecting a degeneration which is similar to The Fly. At first he was (in his mind) at the stage where Jeff Goldblum could carry out crazy gymnastics and fuck for hours at a time. Now the dust is settling, and he's at the stage where Jeff was finding weird black hairs sprouting randomly and he's a bit hunched,

Actually, he's already skipped a few steps as he excetes disgusting fluids...

 

[Lyre]

Kevvie fantasizing about his moobs again
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Ahahaha if those sad floppy moobs are a C cup then I'm an F cup
Keep dreaming Kevvie and way to out yourself as fat as any woman knows the number is the band size to clasp the bra (usually at the tightest clasp, moving to the outer ones as needed, but I bet he's just using the last one from the go so he's probably more like a 46)

For size reference

Spoiler: 44C

Spoiler: 44F

Kevvies sad bitch tits would barely fill a B cup (and thats being generous)

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Ahahaha if those sad floppy moobs are a C cup then I'm an F cup
Keep dreaming Kevvie and way to out yourself as fat as any woman knows the number is the band size to clasp the bra (usually at the tightest clasp, moving to the outer ones as needed, but I bet he's just using the last one from the go so he's probably more like a 46)

For size reference

Spoiler: 44C

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Kevvies sad bitch tits would barely fill a B cup (and thats being generous)

He's probably taking into account his ridiculous band size.

 

[Don Draper]

Back fat doesn't count as having tits, quasimodo

 

[sperginity]

I looked at the amhole, there's nothing to revise. He contends with the worst FGM victims for "lack of anything down there"

The only thing they can do is try to use colon tissue, but that is super drastic and they only tend to offer it for people who cannot dilate at all. Almost no one is desperate enough to do that operation because the colon tissue still makes mucous intended for the colon. It smells bad, like butt. Very few males are depraved enough to fuck such an orifice, and that's all its good for.

The doctors are going to tell kevin that amhole is just fine, and by the standards of frankevagina, it is. He isn't the worst off from this operation, not by a mile. His neovagina isn't full of hair and he doesn't have any fistulas, the doctors are going to treat him like he is a whiner. The procedure is not good, nothing can make up for that.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He's probably taking into account his ridiculous band size.

>probably
That boy ain't no Boogaloo Boogie or Lardo Gags yet, but he's on the right way to being the first troony mukbang kween.
That butternut squash head tells everything anyone need to know about his dietary/excercise habits.
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His neovagina isn't full of hair

Not yet, maybe. He didn't get his junk lasered, and I can't recall whether he couldn't afford it or just didn't want to wait longer for his mutilation.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

>probably
That boy ain't no Boogaloo Boogie or Lardo Gags yet, but he's on the right way to being the first troony mukbang kween.
That butternut squash head tells everything anyone need to know about his dietary/excercise habits.
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Not yet, maybe. He didn't get his junk lasered, and I can't recall whether he couldn't afford it or just didn't want to wait longer for his mutilation.

"Gals I got a pins and needles feeling down there, see I totally told you it was just my nerves waking up! i'm so wet oh my goddess it feels so good~" -the twitter post when that day comes

 

[SIGSEGV]

Kevin is a walking biohazard and no one should have sex with him.

 

[grandpasatan]

He's probably taking into account his ridiculous band size.

I love what a dude move that is: If you're talking about how "busty" you are, you don't need to mention the band size, just the cup. He's solely including the number because he thinks it makes his moobs sound bigger instead of that number just being indicative that he's fat and has a wide man back.

 

[Neko GF]

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More evidence to the claim that Kev-Kev is a self-loathing gay male.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

More evidence to the claim that Kev-Kev is a self-loathing gay male.

He can't even suck it up and be a fucking HSTS right. So apparently Kevin is (or at least was raised) a fundie. Someone tell me how being a gay male is some horrible subconscious sin to him but being a lesbian is not? (I know, this shit doesn't have to make sense.)

 

[Danger Hair Don't Care]

He can't even suck it up and be a fucking HSTS right. So apparently Kevin is (or at least was raised) a fundie. Someone tell me how being a gay male is some horrible subconscious sin to him but being a lesbian is not? (I know, this shit doesn't have to make sense.)

He's still a gay male. He wouldn't touch a real lesbian with a ten-foot pole (and vice versa). This is just being a gay man, with extra steps.