US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Muting Trump's mic during the next debate will be a error Biden's campaign will regret. Just imagine this going on for 5 minutes.
Even if Biden doesn't make a complete ass out of himself, Trump's mic being muted would validate Trump's narrative of being persecuted by the media. That would get a good few more people voting.
 
A train tour? Really?

Unless you live in an area where trains where actually heavily used back in the late 19th century, train stations are often in buttfuck nowhere or the edge of town.

And in lots of cities, the train station is in a shitty, crime-infested area full of rusting old industrial infrastructure and long-empty storefronts.
 
Even if Biden doesn't make a complete ass out of himself, Trump's mic being muted would validate Trump's narrative of being persecuted by the media. That would get a good few more people voting.

I was thinking more along the lines of the moderator saying "we'll let Biden finish his thought."

Then you just get "er, um, you know, the thing, man... Like, we got this, huge problems, like climate change, and orange Man bad..."

Then the moderator would have to step in like a nurse and help him finish his statement.

And in lots of cities, the train station is in a shitty, crime-infested area full of rusting old industrial infrastructure and long-empty storefronts.

So a back drop of Biden's political legacy.
 
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And then the stream immediately died. You'd think that with all the hip, tech-savvy zoomers that packed their way into Biden's campaign, they'd manage to accomplish a single fucking thing related to technology without screwing it up. What exactly is the point of this? Who asked to see Biden chugging around on a train, let alone asked to see a livestream of the fucking caboose?
 
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And then the stream immediately died. You'd think that with all the hip, tech-savvy zoomers that packed their way into Biden's campaign, they'd manage to accomplish a single fucking thing related to technology without screwing it up.
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The hits just keep coming.
 
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And then the stream immediately died. You'd think that with all the hip, tech-savvy zoomers that packed their way into Biden's campaign, they'd manage to accomplish a single fucking thing related to technology without screwing it up.

But... Why? Why the rear of the train? Who is running this campaign? Do they want video in case Biden's campaign causes a train to literally fly off the tracks?
 
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And then the stream immediately died. You'd think that with all the hip, tech-savvy zoomers that packed their way into Biden's campaign, they'd manage to accomplish a single fucking thing related to technology without screwing it up. What exactly is the point of this? Who asked to see Biden chugging around on a train, let alone asked to see a livestream of the fucking caboose?
Autists. 🚂. Choo-choo, losers.
 
There's some sort of train livestream on netflix which is just hours of a camera on the exterior of a train traveling for like 6 hours through norway or sweden. my friend showed it to me and i got very anxious that no natural disasters or unholy monsters showed up and i had to stop about 10 minutes in.

america is watching the stream now. the monster that will show up to destroy the serenity is trump calling hunter biden a cokefiend.
 
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