🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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AncientAlog said:
For three and a half years, I have had this thread open in my phone.
For three and a half years, I have watched the decline of Ethan Ralph.
I have observed this religious and wholesome board since first learning of Chris Chan many harvests ago.
But today, for the first time, after catching up on the ever seething Ethan Ralph, who has inseminated his Second Child Bride™....
My conversion to full alog is complete. I made a kiwi farms account.

Thank you all for the hard work over the years.

Here's to you, and the many harvests to come. Cheers.
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Ralph has awoken an ancient evil. May god have mercy on us all.
 
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Gator just said he was about 10 during the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, or at least at some point during the Clinton administration. I thought maybe there was a chance that we were all wrong and he was still just a misguided young adult, but no. He really is a pathetic, old faggot.
 
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Mundane Matt’s stream with Boogie had over 500 people. Without the Dlive bots and the few gropyers he grifters from Nick. God damn I forgot how boring the killstream was with just ralph and gator!
 

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MeltyTW said:
lol gaytor knocked off the jim impression, hes so butthurt he sounds depressed, his self righteous anger and energy depleted
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Sounds like Dean Esmay to me.

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His obsession with this idea of "If they go low, I'll go lower." literally does nothing but hurt him, and you can see it happening in real time now due to how bright the harvest is burning.
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I think that it's because he has low self esteem and anger issues. It's like how Boogie makes fun of himself to drive people away from making fun of him because he is too pathetic. Ethan doesn't want people to lash out at him, so he strikes out at himself if he feels threatened to make people back away because he's someone with nothing to lose.

Really goes to show that his biggest insecurity and what bothers him the most is he has nothing, is a nobody and has nothing to show for himself.
 
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Sriracha said:
I think that it's because he has low self esteem and anger issues. It's like how Boogie makes fun of himself to drive people away from making fun of him because he is too pathetic. Ethan doesn't want people to lash out at him, so he strikes out at himself if he feels threatened to make people back away because he's someone with nothing to lose.
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I think he could have once been as popular as Fuentes or some other high ranking grifter if it wasn't for his style of lashing out at everyone. I think the shows he models himself after, like dick and maybe opie and anthony, always screw with people but they do it from more of a laughing angle than "I'm going to ruin you!" vibe like him. That allows them to continue the grift instead of being black balled by everyone and everything.

Anyway, as many rainbows as I'm going to get, his destructive online behavior reconfirms my suspicion that he has a job or at least some other safety net (besides the supposed 50k) to rely on for a living. His inability to treat this like a business makes me think it's more of a hobby rather than his whole life.
 
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AncientAlog said:
Does anyone recall what page range TRR's twitter export is?

I would like to train a GPT-2 language AI on just Ethan Ralph tweets (especially the deleted ones).

Edit: Yes, I've tried all matter of searches. I swore it was export.csv, but I doubt the regex capabilities of KW indexing after trying to brute force.
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Page 1392, nigga. I searched for 'csv' and it popped up.
 
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Can we give a standing ovation to all the alawgs who personally emailed/messaged Destiny about Ralph adopting a mentally ill child bride and impregnating her after releasing revenge porn of her?

It's literally created this scenario where if Ralph talks shit about anyone it can so easily be turned around on to him because he genuinely is the bottom of the barrel. The only thing stopping him from being a literal horror cow is if he abuses his child or goes to prison for rape.
 
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