Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Vetti]

Let's be fucking real here: The average girl in her teen years looks like this.

I've never seen this picture of Faith before. Was it taken at the dream mansion?

 

[Sped Xing]

I don’t feel much sympathy for Marie. She could have broken up with Maddax years ago but doesn’t because she knows that her next boyfriend would likely make less money than Dax and likely not as e-famous. She’s a real LA girl: would rather stay with a piece of shit for shallow reasons than find a guy who makes her happy and gives her the family that she wants. Instead of having a couple kids, she helps conspire to get Fai Fai Vickers a fake ID. Don’t feel sorry for her.

She is a fool. Such a one I must pity.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I am amused that Maddax tried hiding her identity not because of any privacy concerns for her wellbeing but because he lied for years about her being a big tittied, part Asian and part Hispanic bombshell who loves threesomes and the second her real identity would get revealed people would see for themselves that it was the furthest thing from the truth.

 

[TiggerNits]

Yes

She looks like my wife's half-sister. Who is also a grade school teacher and a bit of a spoiled idiot

I am amused that Maddax tried hiding her identity not because of any privacy concerns for her wellbeing but because he lied for years about her being a big tittied, part Asian and part Hispanic bombshell who loves threesomes and the second her real identity would get revealed people would see for themselves that it was the furthest thing from the truth.

Eh, she's certainly way prettier than Maddox should have been able to get

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I'd just like to once again point out this is what Marie downgraded from. He even has his own wiki! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Sestero

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are you fucking shitting me


This has... seriously got to be one of the Top Ten Downgrades of All Time.

 

[Pissmaster]

I'd just like to once again point out this is what Marie downgraded from. He even has his own wiki! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Sestero

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what the fuck

 

[TheSimpShow]

He was even bragging about buying that shirt on Twitter.

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In this case, Dax is the horny man. I don't think there is even a different way to interpret this...

 

[Popper Whiting]

I lost the timestamp and don't really feel like looking again, but at one point he asks for songs "about redheads". He's been tweeting pretty aggressively at this "Ash B. Coffin" woman lately, trying to flirt, so she seems to be his latest threesome (potential) victim.

I've said it before but Dick's thirst for Mrs Coffin is hilarious. If he ends up in a weird poly relationship with Mexican Joker and Mama Toilet Nigga I'm afraid I may laugh myself to death, or at the very least cackle myself into an injury.

Didn't someone say Kiwi Farms had her nudes?

Oh those nudes are out there somewhere. I saw them on /cow/, and putting it politely, have you ever unwrapped what seemed to be a really awesome Christmas present only to find a pair of white socks stuffed full of cottage cheese? Imagine that and you've pretty much experienced them. Highlights were Peter Coffin sobbing his eyes out apologizing to Ash and Peter Coffin jacking off alone in a bath tub, which was funny to me. She seems to have a humiliation fetish where she gets off on the guy embarrassing himself.

If the shipping of Maddax and Ashleigh comes true I look forward to the inevitable leaks, will the Scottish Screwball break and humiliate the shameless Dax? If it winds up with Dax, filming himself alone and crying in a bath tub whilst jacking off I'm going on record in saying that this pairing needs to happen.

This. Dax seriously tries to make people believe he''s a chad when he's actually a virgin. I kinda have a similar problem with those "tips to be an alpha male" videos where it's dudes LARPing that they can get any girl they want. Besides, the main thing of advice everyone says, no matter how overused, is literally "have confidence in yourself" and people will gravitate towards you.

It's the whole PUA thing. I remember when it was big I was bouncing a club where the pickup artists Tyler Durdlen and Papa turned up with an class of desperate guys to teach them about being PUAs. TD and Papa let the gaggle of autists stumble around trying awkwardly to talk to women for about half an hour before approaching the two hottest girls in the half empty club, immediately making out with them, "getting their number for number close" as that fat obnoxious cunt TD stated loudly before fucking off out the door. Sounds impressive, but both of those girls were paid models who I knew beforehand (usually doing the drink promo stuff which is where you get to know them from) who immediately came over to brag to us about how for about an hour's work sitting around drinking and letting a guy make out with them they had made what myself and other bouncers were making in a fortnight. TD and Papa had paid these chicks in order to grift socially awkward guys and pretend to them that they are chads. To be honest I really don't see a hell of a lot of difference between that grift and what Dax has got going on, fake being something you're not in order to exploit those who aren't confident enough to see your bullshit for what it is.

I don’t feel much sympathy for Marie. She could have broken up with Maddax years ago but doesn’t because she knows that her next boyfriend would likely make less money than Dax and likely not as e-famous. She’s a real LA girl: would rather stay with a piece of shit for shallow reasons than find a guy who makes her happy and gives her the family that she wants. Instead of having a couple kids, she helps conspire to get Fai Fai Vickers a fake ID. Don’t feel sorry for her.

I dunno, you can pity the wretched, but still be aware as to why they are.

 

[TheSimpShow]

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what the fuck

Dax, your GF didn't downgrade, Greg Sestero upgraded. He is still hitting that, by the way, not because he wants her back, but because he can.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Ashleigh Coffin nudes are very easy to come by. Just search her name with the safe search turned off and you’ll find them right away. Quite a large collection of nudes too. A huge rack but her ass is so flat it’s almost concave. Ironing boards strive to be as flat as Ashleigh’s ass.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Ashleigh Coffin nudes are very easy to come by. Just search her name with the safe search turned off and you’ll find them right away. Quite a large collection of nudes too. A huge rack but her ass is so flat it’s almost concave. Ironing boards strive to be as flat as Ashleigh’s ass.

What a catch

She has a face and body like fucking SQUISHINGTON

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I was bouncing a club where the pickup artists Tyler Durdlen and Papa turned up with an class of desperate guys to teach them about being PUAs. TD and Papa let the gaggle of autists stumble around trying awkwardly to talk to women for about half an hour before approaching the two hottest girls in the half empty club, immediately making out with them, "getting their number for number close" as that fat obnoxious cunt TD stated loudly before fucking off out the door. Sounds impressive, but both of those girls were paid models who I knew beforehand (usually doing the drink promo stuff which is where you get to know them from) who immediately came over to brag to us about how for about an hour's work sitting around drinking and letting a guy make out with them they had made what myself and other bouncers were making in a fortnight. TD and Papa had paid these chicks in order to grift socially awkward guys and pretend to them that they are chads.

just,

Stories like this are why PUA are actually completely fucking shunned in large sections of the MGTOW and the "Red Pill" communities. At this point, everyone with 2 brain cells to rub together has realized that being a "pick-up artist" is the dating equivalent of some shady "Get rich quick scheme." They're pretty immoral for preying on some of the saddest people in society, of course. Giving a shred of false hope and completely fake/useless advice to autists and incels, and make huge amounts of money in the process. Probably fueling male suicide rates or some shit. But also you have to be pretty fucking dumb to fall for that MLM-tier type of scam.

As far as scams go it's also pretty top tier because of how legally scot-free it is. There's a sucker born every minute and half of them are giving money to PUA-preachers like Dax.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If my kid was in this ho’s third grade class, I wouldn’t want xir being taught by some hussy in a low-cut, sleeveless blouse. What the fuck Marie, doesn’t Dom Dax let you cover more than 10% of your body with fabric at any time? Not even at work?

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t feel much sympathy for Marie. She could have broken up with Maddax years ago but doesn’t because she knows that her next boyfriend would likely make less money than Dax and likely not as e-famous.

She killed a cat and an unborn baby for this greasy spic. She's made her bed and she can sleep in it.

Ashleigh Coffin nudes are very easy to come by. Just search her name with the safe search turned off and you’ll find them right away. Quite a large collection of nudes too. A huge rack but her ass is so flat it’s almost concave. Ironing boards strive to be as flat as Ashleigh’s ass.

Her body is really weird and she's nuts. The tits are about the only thing she has going for her.

 

[Pissmaster]

What a catch

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[TheSimpShow]

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He's fucking e-courting Squishington like he's some kind of mexican Mr. bumpy what a disaster!

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

This is the worst one I've seen so far. Do... do men like this? This is just so comical looking, it's bizarre.

I always thought Ashe's nudes would be excellent stuff. Boy was I wrong.

Spoiler: her own tit in her own mouth

I feel like I just got catfished

 

[TheSimpShow]

This is the worst one I've seen so far. Do... do men like this? This is just so comical looking, it's bizarre.

I always thought Ashe's nudes would be excellent stuff. Boy was I wrong.

Spoiler: her own tit in her own mouth

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I feel like I just got catfished

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That is beyond horrifying. No, men generally don't like that.

You could have saved us all the horror and posted this analogy:

 

[4inchaverage]

knowing nothing of this e-thot I'd probably slap her fat saggy tits around a bit tbh

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Did a bit of checking and it turns out Ashe Coffin used to be fat, hence the horrifically saggy tits. She has serious body image issues hence the catfishing and e-thottery, she reeeeeeally wants to feel pretty. At some point she got breast implants which is probably for the best (those are some real sad sacks) and now all she does is literally upload photos of her huge new tits onto the Internet. That and communism sperging/daddy issues.

Explains why Dax is trying to hit that. Severe mental health issues is like the fucking Bat Signal to Dax to try and stick his dick in something.

knowing nothing of this e-thot I'd probably slap her fat saggy tits around a bit tbh

lol no one cares or needs to know that tbh