Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Ped Xing said:
This thread is getting weird. I'm not mad at Asleigh coffin larping as a 6/10 when she has a 5/10 body and a 1/10 personality. Come to think of it, doesn't that add up?

And, more on topic, I don't think Dax sucks because he isn't really "totally rawdogging randoms every night." He sucks because he's more than halfway through his life expectancy and still thinks that's something to aspire to be.
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Thats all part of Dax’s persona though: pretends that being loud and belligerent gets him laid with top shelf pussy. That’s why the few fans he has left are incels and other mental defectives who wished they had the balls to do the things Dax supposedly does. That and it’s totally not a combover and his long hair is not just a way to hide that he’s mostly bald.

Every part of Maddax’s persona is a lie. He lies about his hair, his girlfriend, the quantity and quality of women he can attract, his background story, why NP2 actually shut down, and we’ll eventually find out what the true story is about his inflated Patreon. This is where dickshielders will play up the Dick vs Dax bullshit but nah nigga, everything about this guy is a fraud and a joke.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
Thats all part of Dax’s persona though: pretends that being loud and belligerent gets him laid with top shelf pussy. That’s why the few fans he has left are incels and other mental defectives who wished they had the balls to do the things Dax supposedly does. That and it’s totally not a combover and his long hair is not just a way to hide that he’s mostly bald.

Every part of Maddax’s persona is a lie. He lies about his hair, his girlfriend, the quantity and quality of women he can attract, his background story, why NP2 actually shut down, and we’ll eventually find out what the true story is about his inflated Patreon. This is where dickshielders will play up the Dick vs Dax bullshit but nah nigga, everything about this guy is a fraud and a joke.
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I'm one of those who bought into most of TDS because it was at least entertaining. Enough former fans have explained enough reasons why it's terrible lately that I don't think I need to dump out my purse about it. What I can say is my anecdotal evidence of all of the people I've introduced the show to IRL, which is like five people, have all stopped listening this year at various points. Most of them were $5 dollar patreons but most stopped listening/paying before this pedo defense shit. I asked one of them if they'd resub after linking some of the pedoshielding/deflecting tweets and just got a bunch of laughter back as a reply.

I can't help but be a bit sad about the show's trajectory and the mask coming off. Just like with Maddox it was one degree away enough at the beginning but broken people destroy those around them. Finding out about the abortion and the cat has just turned me off to ever returning. I even skip the bonus episodes of WATP with him now. At least now I don't have to be sad about being unable to relisten to TBPITU because Maddox is an idiot. Now I have zero reason!
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
Thats all part of Dax’s persona though: pretends that being loud and belligerent gets him laid with top shelf pussy. That’s why the few fans he has left are incels and other mental defectives who wished they had the balls to do the things Dax supposedly does. That and it’s totally not a combover and his long hair is not just a way to hide that he’s mostly bald.

Every part of Maddax’s persona is a lie. He lies about his hair, his girlfriend, the quantity and quality of women he can attract, his background story, why NP2 actually shut down, and we’ll eventually find out what the true story is about his inflated Patreon. This is where dickshielders will play up the Dick vs Dax bullshit but nah nigga, everything about this guy is a fraud and a joke.
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What did Cameron do now that was SOOOOOOO bad....
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Wait a minute, what is that website
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HOW COULD YOU HIDE THIS FROM US CAMERON! HOW COULD YOU HIDE THAT JUJU GOES MOO MOO IRL! JU JU ISN'T JUST A REAL FURSONA, SHE'S A REAL COW :gunt::story:

Holy crap @BIG_BRAD your twitter is a TDS failure saltmine of the finest retweets and butt hurt.
A fine vintage selection
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and to think, all Dax had to do to not have you fuck with him was just let you shit on furries and lolis in his pay to play discord and not ban you.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
Thats all part of Dax’s persona though: pretends that being loud and belligerent gets him laid with top shelf pussy. That’s why the few fans he has left are incels and other mental defectives who wished they had the balls to do the things Dax supposedly does. That and it’s totally not a combover and his long hair is not just a way to hide that he’s mostly bald.

Every part of Maddax’s persona is a lie. He lies about his hair, his girlfriend, the quantity and quality of women he can attract, his background story, why NP2 actually shut down, and we’ll eventually find out what the true story is about his inflated Patreon. This is where dickshielders will play up the Dick vs Dax bullshit but nah nigga, everything about this guy is a fraud and a joke.
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I'll say this. Even people that know him personally and hate his guts (Maddox, MetalJess, etc) seem to acknowledge that he's good at attracting women. Jamie Lynn Hughes is a bikini fitness model and he was prom king in high school. So there seems to be some truth at least to that part. Not disagreeing with anything else you said.

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What did Cameron do now that was SOOOOOOO bad....
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Triggered.
 
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Popper Whiting said:
Fuck, not meaning to power level but I can explain exactly why the kid got called Toilet Nigga. When the kid was born, and in his first year of life Ashleigh and Peter would always take these really fucking awkard pictures of the kid and the kid always had this weird expression on it's face in every single one. When /cow/ was doing a deep dive in Peter Coffin's life and getting all conspiratorial with it, the same expression was noted and discussed, when one anon made the observation that Ashleigh and Peter's kid's expression was exactly the same as the child in this image.

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One /cow/boy remarked that the kid did indeed have the same expression as the Toilet Nigga, and the name kinda stuck, especially as Peter Coffin reacted to it, which just spurred people on to use it even more.
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Incorrect.
Toilet Nigga came from when people put the image of Ashleigh/Peter's baby into Google and when it recommended related images and they were all toilets. Then someone on /cow/ said
"EVEN GOOGLE THINK YOUR BABY LOOK LIKE TOILETS NIGGA" and that's where the name came from. I think that very screenshot is somewhere in his thread.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
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11, 24, 28, 29, 30, and 31 are Maddox references at least. That's nearly a fifth of the entries on what you'd expect to be a remotely topical contest. Worse, they share place with clever ideas like "Sean" and "ghost."

When is the last time George did anything remotely interesting, let alone anything directly involving Dax?

A cuck is a cuck, but anything beats a diddler.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
I wonder how many artists are going to be celebrating #tdsinktober this year

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Did this stupid bitch just give all the A-Lawgs a hashtag to spam embarassing stuff at Dax and his autistic fanbase that they will not be able to control and other e-celebs will see publicly?
OH GOD THE HARVEST IS TOO BOUNTIFUL!
 
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Paddy O' Furniture said:
Most of them were $5 dollar patreons but most stopped listening/paying before this pedo defense shit. I asked one of them if they'd resub after linking some of the pedoshielding/deflecting tweets and just got a bunch of laughter back as a reply.
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George Cuckzunian said:
Who is this time traveling Darkie doggo? They called this more percise than I did durring the artist revolt
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Honestly really enjoying this he-skank turn himself into a complete dumpster fire, to a point that his actual fans finally see it.

Dax, just keep pushing and soon you'll have totally ruined the last shreds of stability in your life.
 
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AltisticRight said:
jajajajajajajajaja how do those that rated him dumb feel now huh?
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I agreed with that post if you check who rated him :smug:

I think it was at that point I found TDS repetitive and noticed a yuge and bigly decline in show quality. It was becoming increasingly apparent that the lolsuit was the only thing interesting about Dax.
 
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