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Balr0g said:
Can you imagine how Phil would act when he learns that his parents are in debt too? He would inherit more debts! "Emergeny guys! My stupid parents didn't know how to handle their Money. I Need help *snort*!" Not to mention they have their own house / condo right? We get a new condo saga!
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Almost no type of debt is inherited by adult children when their parents die in the US. Even, in Phil's case because of where he lives, any medical debt his parents may accrue.

The most we're like to get is some autistic, industrious kiwi unearthing debt claims made public followed by Phil shrugging his shoulders during the next prestream and saying that the bank can take his parent's condo, fuck it, he doesn't care.
 
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Tiddymonster said:
and this is the reality of the DSP (and other lolcow) fanbase:

He has two main groups who keep him relevant, the "detractors" who enjoy hating on him and the "white knights" who defend him against the other group. However, they are both "fans" who financially support him and want his content to keep coming, loving to hate gives the same enjoyment as loving to support. Neither side wants the ride to end and in-fact both sides feed off each other like opposing football team fans jeering at each other in the stadium and belly laughing at the nonsense of it all.

I would 100% guarantee that at least some (probably a lot) of the regulars who post here mocking him give him money quite often (and not chargebacks either), or at the very least will do so if there is even a sniff that the content might dry up for any reason. Many of the contributing regulars on his streams probably have well known accounts here actually.

DSP is basically a clown people pay to go see and then purchase tomatoes from his store to throw at him, or like the "The Room" fanbase, that pay to go see screenings they have paid to see a million times before. Just to throw popcorn at the screen and jeer at it.

Even the chargeback stuff is being done for entertainment, whoever is behind it is either doing it for the delicious drama (because normal DSP is boring as shit) or it's one of the "detractor" youtubers doing it to get more monetized views on the drama videos covering it. I would not even be surprised if the person doing the chargebacks is the same person who did the 2-3 thousand dollar cheers too, because they don't want to hurt his business they just want the drama.

DSP knows his fanbase, he knows many who post here mocking him, actually support him with cash. He even says or does things to titillate the hate boners, he will eat skittles with a chance one is gross because he knows you will snicker at it when he finally gets the nasty one, he will say "guys this chair is old, if you tip me $200 I might fall out of it when I'm spinning and hurt myself!", he will pretend to be dizzy from spins because "omg this is so bad, so cringe...I love it!". His entire stream persona revolves around keeping people jeering at him, the forced burping (and yes it is forced), the over the top snorting, the attacking of game developers, the never ending Street fighter streams where he spouts the same worn out catchphrases that you all love to hate so much. It's all to keep his detractors happy, invested and contributing.

DSP has two distinct fanbases who financially support him (and some of them have double lives playing characters on both sides) and he has an entire mini-industry built around him too, people who pay the bills making videos mocking him. Which ensures a fairly small viewership pays him well above what others streamers his size make and guarantees he will be doing this into retirement.
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Nah. Some detractors pay money to post asshole comments, but Phil still hates them. He makes snide comments towards them, bans detractors in chat, and banned all comments on his Youtube channel to stop them from being copy and pasted on TIHYDPs.
 
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Balr0g said:
Can you imagine how Phil would act when he learns that his parents are in debt too? He would inherit more debts! "Emergeny guys! My stupid parents didn't know how to handle their Money. I Need help *snort*!" Not to mention they have their own house / condo right? We get a new condo saga!
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Dave wouldn't inherit his paren'ts debt, that doesn't happen unless he wants something in his parent's estate that their creditors would have claim to.

I've said it before, but there's no way there's gonna be an inheritance of any kind for Dave when Papa Dave and his sow kick the bucket. Most likely they're already in debt or have a reverse mortgage that will take the house and leave Dave with nothing.
 
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Balr0g said:
Can you imagine how Phil would act when he learns that his parents are in debt too? He would inherit more debts! "Emergeny guys! My stupid parents didn't know how to handle their Money. I Need help *snort*!" Not to mention they have their own house / condo right? We get a new condo saga!
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Assuming Phil even outlives his parents in the first place, I expect a sociopathic, salty rant from Phil whining about how his parents are idiots for not bothering to leave behind an inheritance that he felt entitled to. Knowing Phil’s disgusting levels of entitlement this is practically a guaranteed reaction with maybe a few crocodile tears to milk some pity tips.
 
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Tiddymonster said:
and this is the reality of the DSP (and other lolcow) fanbase:

He has two main groups who keep him relevant, the "detractors" who enjoy hating on him and the "white knights" who defend him against the other group. However, they are both "fans" who financially support him and want his content to keep coming, loving to hate gives the same enjoyment as loving to support. Neither side wants the ride to end and in-fact both sides feed off each other like opposing football team fans jeering at each other in the stadium and belly laughing at the nonsense of it all.

I would 100% guarantee that at least some (probably a lot) of the regulars who post here mocking him give him money quite often (and not chargebacks either), or at the very least will do so if there is even a sniff that the content might dry up for any reason. Many of the contributing regulars on his streams probably have well known accounts here actually.

DSP is basically a clown people pay to go see and then purchase tomatoes from his store to throw at him, or like the "The Room" fanbase, that pay to go see screenings they have paid to see a million times before. Just to throw popcorn at the screen and jeer at it.

Even the chargeback stuff is being done for entertainment, whoever is behind it is either doing it for the delicious drama (because normal DSP is boring as shit) or it's one of the "detractor" youtubers doing it to get more monetized views on the drama videos covering it. I would not even be surprised if the person doing the chargebacks is the same person who did the 2-3 thousand dollar cheers too, because they don't want to hurt his business they just want the drama.

DSP knows his fanbase, he knows many who post here mocking him, actually support him with cash. He even says or does things to titillate the hate boners, he will eat skittles with a chance one is gross because he knows you will snicker at it when he finally gets the nasty one, he will say "guys this chair is old, if you tip me $200 I might fall out of it when I'm spinning and hurt myself!", he will pretend to be dizzy from spins because "omg this is so bad, so cringe...I love it!". His entire stream persona revolves around keeping people jeering at him, the forced burping (and yes it is forced), the over the top snorting, the attacking of game developers, the never ending Street fighter streams where he spouts the same worn out catchphrases that you all love to hate so much. It's all to keep his detractors happy, invested and contributing.

DSP has two distinct fanbases who financially support him (and some of them have double lives playing characters on both sides) and he has an entire mini-industry built around him too, people who pay the bills making videos mocking him. Which ensures a fairly small viewership pays him well above what others streamers his size make and guarantees he will be doing this into retirement.
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This was a confusing rant.

You vaguely accuse people who monetize their DSP content of being behind various drama so they can make more money, with zero evidence. Which ones? There aren't that many. Vault Boy? Soma Julius Cruz? Tervin?

You acknowledge that "normal DSP is boring as shit", but then you roll right into the 'Secret Genius & Brilliant Actor' argument.

He's not spinning in the chair like that because he's a social retard who's physically akward and generally a complete jackass, it's because he knows his audience to a 'T' and is playing everyone on both sides like a fiddle while making soo much munny for the brilliant performance.

He's not demanding munny for eating 3 Skittles, crying about how half a bag made him throw-up, and then demanding the same munny for eating 1 Skittle and spitting it out because he's a petulant dipshit who couldn't give one fuck about his actual ♿ fans, it's a brilliant performance that it took his secret genius to plan and execute so masterfully.

Why would someone who's that good of an actor, and such a devious genius be on camera for like 50 hours a week just to take home $100K per year when he could be getting paid millions playing the leading roll in a 'The Elephant Man' reboot or something and have paid slaves catering to him?

Lay off the cough syrup dood. Seriously, it fucks up your liver and you could die. Wait, stay on the cough syrup dood, it's a lot of fun and completely safe :)
 
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Tiddymonster said:
and this is the reality of the DSP (and other lolcow) fanbase:

He has two main groups who keep him relevant, the "detractors" who enjoy hating on him and the "white knights" who defend him against the other group. However, they are both "fans" who financially support him and want his content to keep coming, loving to hate gives the same enjoyment as loving to support. Neither side wants the ride to end and in-fact both sides feed off each other like opposing football team fans jeering at each other in the stadium and belly laughing at the nonsense of it all.

I would 100% guarantee that at least some (probably a lot) of the regulars who post here mocking him give him money quite often (and not chargebacks either), or at the very least will do so if there is even a sniff that the content might dry up for any reason. Many of the contributing regulars on his streams probably have well known accounts here actually.

DSP is basically a clown people pay to go see and then purchase tomatoes from his store to throw at him, or like the "The Room" fanbase, that pay to go see screenings they have paid to see a million times before. Just to throw popcorn at the screen and jeer at it.

Even the chargeback stuff is being done for entertainment, whoever is behind it is either doing it for the delicious drama (because normal DSP is boring as shit) or it's one of the "detractor" youtubers doing it to get more monetized views on the drama videos covering it. I would not even be surprised if the person doing the chargebacks is the same person who did the 2-3 thousand dollar cheers too, because they don't want to hurt his business they just want the drama.

DSP knows his fanbase, he knows many who post here mocking him, actually support him with cash. He even says or does things to titillate the hate boners, he will eat skittles with a chance one is gross because he knows you will snicker at it when he finally gets the nasty one, he will say "guys this chair is old, if you tip me $200 I might fall out of it when I'm spinning and hurt myself!", he will pretend to be dizzy from spins because "omg this is so bad, so cringe...I love it!". His entire stream persona revolves around keeping people jeering at him, the forced burping (and yes it is forced), the over the top snorting, the attacking of game developers, the never ending Street fighter streams where he spouts the same worn out catchphrases that you all love to hate so much. It's all to keep his detractors happy, invested and contributing.

DSP has two distinct fanbases who financially support him (and some of them have double lives playing characters on both sides) and he has an entire mini-industry built around him too, people who pay the bills making videos mocking him. Which ensures a fairly small viewership pays him well above what others streamers his size make and guarantees he will be doing this into retirement.
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But Phil's been a lazy, pathetic, entitled asshole even before his gaming 'career'. And if that isn't the case, like you're saying, what's the real Phil? Someone who is kind, loves people and animals, and gives back to his community?
 
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This was a confusing rant.

You vaguely accuse people who monetize their DSP content of being behind various drama so they can make more money, with zero evidence. Which ones? There aren't that many. Vault Boy? Soma Julius Cruz? Tervin?

You acknowledge that "normal DSP is boring as shit", but then you roll right into the 'Secret Genius & Brilliant Actor' argument.

He's not spinning in the chair like that because he's a social retard who's physically akward and generally a complete jackass, it's because he knows his audience to a 'T' and is playing everyone on both sides like a fiddle while making soo much munny for the brilliant performance.

He's not demanding munny for eating 3 Skittles, crying about how half a bag made him throw-up, and then demanding the same munny for eating 1 Skittle and spitting it out because he's a petulant dipshit who couldn't give one fuck about his actual ♿ fans, it's a brilliant performance that it took his secret genius to plan and execute so masterfully.

Why would someone who's that good of an actor, and such a devious genius be on camera for like 50 hours a week just to take home $100K per year when he could be getting paid millions playing the leading roll in a 'The Elephant Man' reboot or something and have paid slaves catering to him?

Lay off the cough syrup dood. Seriously, it fucks up your liver and you could die. Wait, stay on the cough syrup dood, it's a lot of fun and completely safe :)
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I don’t think it’s that he knows his audience much more that his audience is sort of molded around his creatively bankrupt/bottom of the barrel ideals. I don’t know how anyone actual sits there and watches his current content but it must be some combination of a niche that doesn’t mind listening to his rambling, shoutouts, stalling and overall lack of being entertaining, and some community that enjoyed his prior content and still enjoys his lack of being entertaining/clown mode. Oh and I guess hate watchers like detractors and trolls
 
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Hey Phil will you sing along with my revised lyrics when you're feeling better? Thank you (prayer hands) no really, thank you.


Take out the bubbles and stream trash
Or you don't get no rasslin' cash
If you don't gintweet and cry poor
You ain't gonna rock back n' forth no more
Ackety ack
(Don't chargeback)

Just finish cleanin' up your coom
Why's the "wife" always locked up in her room?
Get that chat tard drama out of sight
Or you don't get no Schwann's friday night
Ackety ack
(Don't chargeback)

Vest chair khambo gets cash for khet
Then spin yourself right back into debt
And when you finish doin' that
Uncle Hogan'll peg you on the mobile mat
ackety ack
(Don't chargeback)

Phil's no fat n' lazy crook
Got 4th place at Evo ain't easily shook
Keep your animal family locked inside
Ghetto squirrel's nearby Jasper gotta hide
ackety ack

(I don't even laugh like)
ackety ack, ackety ack
ackety ack, ackety ack
ackety ack, ackety ack
ackety ack, ackety ack
 
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Tiddymonster said:
I would 100% guarantee that at least some (probably a lot) of the regulars who post here mocking him give him money quite often (and not chargebacks either), or at the very least will do so if there is even a sniff that the content might dry up for any reason. Many of the contributing regulars on his streams probably have well known accounts here actually.
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You 100% guarantee something you have no proof of and all evidence on this site says to the contrary of? People who contribute to Phil and bring it up here are mocked, but I guess we just do that because we're insecure about our own donations right? I have never, and will never, give Phil money and every post I make saying "He's way funnier when he's not making money" gets a ton of positive ratings so I know I'm not the only one here who feels that way.

Tiddymonster said:
Even the chargeback stuff is being done for entertainment, whoever is behind it is either doing it for the delicious drama (because normal DSP is boring as shit) or it's one of the "detractor" youtubers doing it to get more monetized views on the drama videos covering it. I would not even be surprised if the person doing the chargebacks is the same person who did the 2-3 thousand dollar cheers too, because they don't want to hurt his business they just want the drama.
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I'm pretty sure it's Superhound or whatever his name is who's doing the charge backs and well before that he was doing other things to fuck with Phil's livelihood, if he's secretly a fan he's hiding it well between the DMCA takedowns attempting to end his channel and Twitter to this.


Do trolls tip DSP? Yes. Is every troll part of some secret cabal intent on keeping DSP going? No and that's very autistic to assume. Besides a big part of your argument implies DSP will take his ball and go home if he doesn't make enough and frankly I'd like to call that bluff of his. I think his ass will be begging on the internet until the end of time even if he makes only a tiny bit of money doing it because he likes the ego stroke. Remember all those times he threatened quitting due to people not "supporting" him back in the day? He makes less than that now, so why didn't he quit? Simple: he can't.

Once a lolcow always a lolcow. Don't forget Phil, you're here forever.
 
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I know this probably isn't completely public knowledge, but how much does DSP even make?

I know he fucked up and overspent which is how he had financial troubles at all, but I assume he's making at least as much as a low tier job while he streams, right?
 
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I know this probably isn't completely public knowledge, but how much does DSP even make?

I know he fucked up and overspent which is how he had financial troubles at all, but I assume he's making at least as much as a low tier job while he streams, right?
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Even by the most conservative estimates he makes high-five/low-six figures.

He is doing better than a low-end job by several degrees.
 
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Negative Nancy Drew said:
I know this probably isn't completely public knowledge, but how much does DSP even make?

I know he fucked up and overspent which is how he had financial troubles at all, but I assume he's making at least as much as a low tier job while he streams, right?
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Low tier? Fuck that.

Phil is pulling six figures from his panhandling.
 
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