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Not trying to, sorry if it came off that way. I've just been curious what the dealio is now, haha.
Snowflake Alyssa Waldrop / Vade / Scoutgender / AutisticLeafeon / SpiritLore / Zexper - Kiwi Farms' Favorite Otherkin Tumblrina
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From what @VanCake told us, she's working on gathering up literally everything - from not just us, but from other communities and groups familiar with Vade. She intends then to go to to Vade's parents with the information about it. She's not an active social networker or anything and isn't on hugely often. She was last on in April, though whether she's been missing due to comp trouble or schooling or some other issue, I cannot say.
What I will say is that whether she does go about trying to bring Vade to justice or not, it doesn't change our ongoing mission statement here on the farms. We chronicle, and we record, and we make no bones about our trying to chronicle the ongoing self-destruction that is Vade's life.
She recently added a few new entries to her blacklist:
Some Fat Girl said:
Anyone know what's up with those last two?
In other news, she switched from CAFAB to DFAB, and now has a Kin page rivaling my Article on Aura in size.
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Maybe Vade got #pronked and someone stole her dads credit card and ordered a bunch of plastic skeletons off ebay and she got blamed.
Still its not a true victory until vade gets triggered by Kiwis. Fruit or Bird. Both would be good.
Still its not a true victory until vade gets triggered by Kiwis. Fruit or Bird. Both would be good.
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The idea that Vade might be back up to her old ways is somewhat unpleasant, however there are two factors that make this better. 1) She doesn't have nearly as many followers, so the possibility of her actually doing some damage is lessened. Hopefully she will stick with the amusing antics like claiming to be a plant or whatever. 2) The farms are watching...
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Kuroshitsuji is the japanese name for the anime Black Butler. No idea why she'd list that as a trigger considering it's about a bishonen demon hanging around a bishonen shouta. We all know she's into that kind of shit.
As for Saints Row, best guess would be all the violence makes her (or as I'm sure she'll claim, one of her "headmates") triggered. Which really just means she's looking for a way to depict herself as helpless and get people to follow her/asspat her.
Either that or somebody made a Vade character in the game and killed her in funny and brutal ways. Not likely, but we can hope right?
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I believe, my friends, that we can now say with certainty that Vade has been resoundingly
.Out of curiousity, has there been any attempt to deface Vade's page with art like we did previously? It's a whole new Tumblr, after all.
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I haven't watched Black Butler in a long time but I don't remember anything triggering about it. There is a somewhat canon Transwoman in it which attracts a lot of SJWs though. Though in Kuroshitsuji 2 I know the main character is a bit strange?? I haven't watched it but I think he has sex with his father??? The first scene is him naked in bed with his dad and he's all bruised up which would be triggering I guess.
I have no idea about Saints Row though, it's a super silly game that really doesn't take itself seriously. I guess the violence would trigger them, even though they love fallout.
I have no idea about Saints Row though, it's a super silly game that really doesn't take itself seriously. I guess the violence would trigger them, even though they love fallout.
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Please do keep in mind that Alyssa's triggers are Alex related. So he probably liked it or something.
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You'd think with Vade being fond of Spy/Scout she'd be into that.
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Because 5 hours without food is HORRID
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That is one punyThis is what her "deity/god form" looks like ( the fact that she had to pay someone to fucking draw this for her is hilarity in itself)
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It sounds even stupider since she does have a food source, but she's too picky to eat it. Even stupider since I'm getting the implication that she just ate too. As a fat-ass myself, this looks like either an attempt to fish for pity, or she has the psychological hunger that springs up where your brain thinks it doesn't have the nutrients it needs.
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This just reconfirms my three-hundred page old theory that Vade's back hurts because she's fat and does nothing all day. Her poor posture, evidenced by her pictures, likely doesn't help much either. It's the one problem she claims to have that I'm willing to take her word on.
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Bitch can't even handle our saints flow. Also, why wouldn't she like it? The main character is exactly as positive a social role model as Vade herself, and the series indulges power fantasies to an absurd degree. Not that I'm complaining, I love the series, but between the cross-dressing options, the blatant sexuality amid cartoonish cuteness, and the wildly over-the-top narrative of outstanding success from very little effort, it seems like an ideal game for her....
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It's probably because either Alex played an earlier title and she abuses the shit out of the person she ruined into suicide for pity, or guns to head, for the exact same reasons.
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Or she just sucks at vidya.
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"i ran out of doodle ideas"
What, you didn't want to do another self-indulgent drawing of your fursona smoking and looking pouty?
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They actually started drawing their Splatoon character and it fits all the criteria of a Vade drawing, looking like a shota and all.
And here's a bonus selfie
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