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Oy oy oy Josh, better find some nice red dress and be ready to multitask as you're playing footsie under the table with Russ while feeding him prechewed Colossal Crunch like mama bird.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Feed your man olive garden alfredo in a way that helps his disability, Josh
or you’re getting a one star review on yelp
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There was no drama other than Ratmouth creeping on a girl named Bailee and posting screenshots. For reasons unrelated to the Farms and Ratmouth, she took her own life. The incredible shitbag dedicated his Taylor Swift book to Bailee, blaming us for her suicide, although her family insisted he not do that. Search her name for specifics.
I can’t believe how fucking funny this is
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Nick has them... he went through them during this livestream. Starts around 2:14:24.
edit: rate late, I guess there were screenshots after all.
Whatthefuck
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Her name was Bailee and he creeped on her and would harass her when it appeared that she had a boyfriend or she had told him she had a boyfriend or something. Apparently she had lost her mother to cancer a couple of years earlier and never really recovered mentally and ended up committing suicide. Her family specifically asked Rusty to NOT include her in his T Swizz tome. It's good to note that he reached out to the poor girl's family to let them know that he was going to, they said to absolutely not and he did anyway. But, yes, Bailee's suicide is totally our fault.
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Russ believed that she invented a fake "boyfriend" to throw him off her scent and he harassed her about it:
Shouldn't be too hard to tell which of those fine gents is Russell.
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Did we ever decide if he's trying to get damages on "I get you" or "I don't get you"? He hasn't filed a copyright registration for "I get you", and you have to file one before you file suit to even be allowed statutory damages.
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Did a recent re-listen to Rekieta's Greerstream series (indispensable if you are interested in Greer) and caught something that I hadn't fully comprehended the first time Nick made the joke. Rackets made fun of Greer for bullshitting that he totally wasn't influenced by the movie One Hour Photo. I didn't really get the reference as I haven't seen it, though I always liked Robin Williams (RIP).
Given that Greer clearly watched too much TV growing up, with the lack of parental control and guidance that seems to be a key component in Building the Perfect Lolcow, you can never go wrong by looking for the roots of his madness in his misinterpretations of pop culture. In Chris-Chan's case, it was too much Internet time with too little oversight. With Russ, though, I suspect it was endless hours sitting with his dad watching 80s action movies, 90s romcoms, and VH1, with his Dad just hanging out and not really giving him any context or perspective.
His musical tastes are dated (Matchbox 20, Billy Joel, stuff that even most boomers don't like much), his clothes and hair are dated, and even his politics are dated and more in touch with Boomer Republicans than with Trump supporters his own age. He may think of it as "I'm a throwback to a more civilized era where men wore suits, opened doors, and flattered women with gifts of song", but he really just comes off as an out-of-touch old guy with creepy values that even incels would be disturbed by. Note that we never seem to find him plightsplaining on incel boards (trust me, it's like Phil, he would stand out immediately like a sore thumb). He is too nasty and narcissistic even for the incel scene, who at least on occasion are capable of self-reflection and actually try to help each other with their problems in their own retarded way. And he would view them as a bunch of beta losers who aren't even willing to try (he would not be entirely wrong) unlike a badass Paralegal AA recipient who continually goes after women.
Back to One Hour Photo... a movie like this isn't a warning to someone like Greer. It is an instructional video, a how-to manual, a code for living. I know the Greer forum didn't work out, but a thread on "where did Greer get THAT crappy idea from?" would have been really fun. Maybe if he goes silent for awhile and this thread gets quiet. It's not just this movie, I think nearly everything in his book or general "works" can be traced back to some piece of pop culture ephemera. The firebombing of Ken, the "harrassment" of his sister (I don't believe any of that happened), the Taylor Swift Utah Norteno Faction, the train rescue, I bet all of these can be traced back to some movie or show he saw.
One Hour Photo Plot Description from Wikipedia.
The fact that Williams' character worked at a movie version of Walmart is a nice, hilarous touch that probably made the movie that much more relatable to Sir Slurps-A-Lot. Passage contains entire plot, including spoilers.
Given that Greer clearly watched too much TV growing up, with the lack of parental control and guidance that seems to be a key component in Building the Perfect Lolcow, you can never go wrong by looking for the roots of his madness in his misinterpretations of pop culture. In Chris-Chan's case, it was too much Internet time with too little oversight. With Russ, though, I suspect it was endless hours sitting with his dad watching 80s action movies, 90s romcoms, and VH1, with his Dad just hanging out and not really giving him any context or perspective.
His musical tastes are dated (Matchbox 20, Billy Joel, stuff that even most boomers don't like much), his clothes and hair are dated, and even his politics are dated and more in touch with Boomer Republicans than with Trump supporters his own age. He may think of it as "I'm a throwback to a more civilized era where men wore suits, opened doors, and flattered women with gifts of song", but he really just comes off as an out-of-touch old guy with creepy values that even incels would be disturbed by. Note that we never seem to find him plightsplaining on incel boards (trust me, it's like Phil, he would stand out immediately like a sore thumb). He is too nasty and narcissistic even for the incel scene, who at least on occasion are capable of self-reflection and actually try to help each other with their problems in their own retarded way. And he would view them as a bunch of beta losers who aren't even willing to try (he would not be entirely wrong) unlike a badass Paralegal AA recipient who continually goes after women.
Back to One Hour Photo... a movie like this isn't a warning to someone like Greer. It is an instructional video, a how-to manual, a code for living. I know the Greer forum didn't work out, but a thread on "where did Greer get THAT crappy idea from?" would have been really fun. Maybe if he goes silent for awhile and this thread gets quiet. It's not just this movie, I think nearly everything in his book or general "works" can be traced back to some piece of pop culture ephemera. The firebombing of Ken, the "harrassment" of his sister (I don't believe any of that happened), the Taylor Swift Utah Norteno Faction, the train rescue, I bet all of these can be traced back to some movie or show he saw.
One Hour Photo Plot Description from Wikipedia.
The fact that Williams' character worked at a movie version of Walmart is a nice, hilarous touch that probably made the movie that much more relatable to Sir Slurps-A-Lot. Passage contains entire plot, including spoilers.
Seymour "Sy" Parrish (Robin Williams) is a photo technician at a one-hour photo in big-box store SavMart. He lives alone, has no friends or love life, and lives only for his work, which he considers a "vital service". His favorite customers are the Yorkin family, whose photos he has developed for many years. Over the years, he has grown obsessed with the family, enshrining them in his home with their photos that he secretly copies. However, as he is shy and socially inept, his attempts to become closer to the family are gently rebuffed.
Sy eventually manages to spark a connection with Nina Yorkin (Connie Nielsen) when he pretends to be interested in a book that he saw her purchase. Nina learns that Sy lives a solitary existence, something only her son Jake had considered previously. The next day, Sy is fired after the store's manager Bill (Gary Cole) discovers that Sy has printed many more prints than have been ordered and paid for, as well as for spacing out on the job, taking 90-minute lunch breaks, giving Jake a disposable camera free for his birthday, and for an altercation with the developing machine's maintenance person.
While inspecting his photos for the last time, Sy discovers that Will Yorkin (Michael Vartan) is having an extramarital affair, and his idyllic conception of the Yorkins as the perfect family is shattered. He surreptitiously places the photos of Will and his mistress, Maya Burson (Erin Daniels), into a packet of photos that Nina was scheduled to pick up. Sy follows and takes pictures, paparazzi style, of Bill's young daughter, and sends them to Bill as a threat. Yoshi, another SavMart employee, discovers the pictures and turns them over to Bill, leading to a police investigation against Sy.
While detectives Van Der Zee (Eriq La Salle) and Outerbridge (Clark Gregg) discover Sy's obsession, Sy confronts Will and Maya during a rendezvous in their hotel room. Armed with a knife and a camera, Sy forces the lovers to pose naked in sexual positions while he takes pictures. After the confrontation, Sy sees that the police have arrived at the hotel and he escapes through an emergency exit. The exit door trips an alarm and Van Der Zee pursues him while Outerbridge discovers Will and Maya, physically unharmed but emotionally traumatized. The police apprehend Sy in the parking garage. Upon being arrested, Sy claims, "I just took pictures."
When Van Der Zee asks Sy why he terrorized Will and Maya, Sy says that he can tell Van Der Zee is a good father who would never take "disgusting, sick, degrading pictures" of his children, suggesting that Sy's own father exploited him for child pornography. Sy then asks for the pictures that he took at the hotel, which Van Der Zee described as "evidence." They appear to be only shots of objects and furnishings of a hotel room. The film closes with an enigmatic family picture of the Yorkins with Will's arm around a smiling Sy.
Sy eventually manages to spark a connection with Nina Yorkin (Connie Nielsen) when he pretends to be interested in a book that he saw her purchase. Nina learns that Sy lives a solitary existence, something only her son Jake had considered previously. The next day, Sy is fired after the store's manager Bill (Gary Cole) discovers that Sy has printed many more prints than have been ordered and paid for, as well as for spacing out on the job, taking 90-minute lunch breaks, giving Jake a disposable camera free for his birthday, and for an altercation with the developing machine's maintenance person.
While inspecting his photos for the last time, Sy discovers that Will Yorkin (Michael Vartan) is having an extramarital affair, and his idyllic conception of the Yorkins as the perfect family is shattered. He surreptitiously places the photos of Will and his mistress, Maya Burson (Erin Daniels), into a packet of photos that Nina was scheduled to pick up. Sy follows and takes pictures, paparazzi style, of Bill's young daughter, and sends them to Bill as a threat. Yoshi, another SavMart employee, discovers the pictures and turns them over to Bill, leading to a police investigation against Sy.
While detectives Van Der Zee (Eriq La Salle) and Outerbridge (Clark Gregg) discover Sy's obsession, Sy confronts Will and Maya during a rendezvous in their hotel room. Armed with a knife and a camera, Sy forces the lovers to pose naked in sexual positions while he takes pictures. After the confrontation, Sy sees that the police have arrived at the hotel and he escapes through an emergency exit. The exit door trips an alarm and Van Der Zee pursues him while Outerbridge discovers Will and Maya, physically unharmed but emotionally traumatized. The police apprehend Sy in the parking garage. Upon being arrested, Sy claims, "I just took pictures."
When Van Der Zee asks Sy why he terrorized Will and Maya, Sy says that he can tell Van Der Zee is a good father who would never take "disgusting, sick, degrading pictures" of his children, suggesting that Sy's own father exploited him for child pornography. Sy then asks for the pictures that he took at the hotel, which Van Der Zee described as "evidence." They appear to be only shots of objects and furnishings of a hotel room. The film closes with an enigmatic family picture of the Yorkins with Will's arm around a smiling Sy.
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Bailee posted a bedroom photo wearing a big t-shirt and nothing else, showing off her legs (I think that was the pic). Russ, who constantly and proudly shits all over LDS values himself, had the gall to tell her that the photo wasn't up to LDS standards. Bear in mind her looks were the only reason Russ was ever interested in her at all.
After the 1st "I have a BF" comment, I don't believe Bailee ever responded to Russ again, despite his continuing harassment of her by commenting on her photos, demanding to see proof of the boyfriend's existence. Russ was nothing to her.
I also love that police report. He immediately admitted he wrote the threat when questioned, but claimed to not remember exactly what he wrote, similar to the AG trial when he played dumb about writing Facebook threats regarding the trial, but as soon as the judge threatened Russ with a minute in jail for every minute it took the judge to find the posts, Russ immediately had total recall.
After the 1st "I have a BF" comment, I don't believe Bailee ever responded to Russ again, despite his continuing harassment of her by commenting on her photos, demanding to see proof of the boyfriend's existence. Russ was nothing to her.
I also love that police report. He immediately admitted he wrote the threat when questioned, but claimed to not remember exactly what he wrote, similar to the AG trial when he played dumb about writing Facebook threats regarding the trial, but as soon as the judge threatened Russ with a minute in jail for every minute it took the judge to find the posts, Russ immediately had total recall.
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Im not a great legal eagle like Russell so maybe someone can answer, is it even allowed to sue Josh for 5.3 million?
Russell is not currently, has not previously and will not anytime in the future going to make that kind of money to his name.
Doesn't he need to provide some kind of proof "you destroyed my potential for earning this obscene amount of money,so give me that obscene amount of money"?
Like Josh said on his stream, Russell's dumb jingle was only downloaded 360+- times.
How does it equate to $5mil or even close to that,? He can't prove it was worth that to begin with and is now suddenly making up figures for how much he thinks it would be worth if it wasn't put on Google Drive or some 3rd party hosting site
Russell is not currently, has not previously and will not anytime in the future going to make that kind of money to his name.
Doesn't he need to provide some kind of proof "you destroyed my potential for earning this obscene amount of money,so give me that obscene amount of money"?
Like Josh said on his stream, Russell's dumb jingle was only downloaded 360+- times.
How does it equate to $5mil or even close to that,? He can't prove it was worth that to begin with and is now suddenly making up figures for how much he thinks it would be worth if it wasn't put on Google Drive or some 3rd party hosting site
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He's asking for the maximum statutory penalty for copyright infringement, $150,000, for two different works (that's the .3), and the other $5,000,000 because reasons.
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To be fair, only $300,000 is devoted to the copyright. The other $5 million is for "reputational damages" or something. If I had to guess, it's because he's done some tard math to come out to the assumption that he'll never get a job as a paralegal cause trolls so Null owes him for a lifetime's salary.
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Thank you for all the replies 
Can't say I'm happy about the information I received, though. I feel for Bailee.
Can't say I'm happy about the information I received, though. I feel for Bailee.
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I recall a few people who knew Russ irl who've posted here have mentioned the he will pretty much hit on every woman he meets. We've seen from trial recordings that he's meek around men but many have said he has serious anger issues and will get very mad when women turn him down. But you are correct that Russell's attempts to pick up women pretty much center around him telling them how pretty they are and how great he is. Russell has made it very clear over the years that he only values women for their looks, or if they can make him famous by sleeping with them he values their fame. He's under the delusion that he's a stud and a gentleman, so I think Russell wants women to want him first, that's why he tells them all about himself, and probably why he visits brothels, so women will fawn over him and tell him how perfect he is before letting him fuck them.
It's truly quite sad. People who knew Bailee told Russell on his Facebook time after time that him and his BS had nothing to do with why she committed suicide, but Russell still blames it on us, claiming we were harassing her when in fact he was the one doing the harassing. She took her own life on July 1st 2017, (I looked up "Bailee Bernard Suicide" and there's an obituary page for her) when this thread was two months old, and I'm pretty sure none of us had even heard of her at that point. And even if we had, we certainly wouldn't harass a woman he was harassing. If anything, we'd be reaching out to her positively like one of us did to that lawyer Skye Lazaro he harassed.Thank you for all the replies
Can't say I'm happy about the information I received, though. I feel for Bailee.
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shit, how much do paralegals make over there? Lol. there are a few of those that make more than starting legal aid attorneys (seriously, poor fuckers), but nowhere near 5 mil in a lifetime. Damages are calculated using formulas depending on type of injury, state, and claims. There’s a whole class in law school that just deals with remedies, it can be complicated depending on situation.
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Ah but see you forgot the tard math factor, which adds an exponent based on Russell kicking his disability's ass and getting a lifetime supply of puss from his America's Got Talent appearance.
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So basically there is a whole way to work it out but Russell just makes figures up as he goes like his suing Taylor for 22 million because she has 22 million followers on instagram or something
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Russell has never understood how asking for money in a lawsuit works. He moved his second Taylor lawsuit's demand from 50 million to 80 million and then to 100 million after she got a new boyfriend.
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In an earlier post I did the math and calculated that even if Russell was paid a salary of $71k, which would put him in the top 10% of the profession in the US, his total earnings over his career would be around $4.3 million, factoring in 2% inflation. Of course this is an extremely generous assumption, since Russell is generally incompetent and would not be likely to get jobs paying that much, even if he didn't make himself unemployable.