Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
Irony is lost on slackface. But still... slut shaming a girl for taking a pic in her underwear when you only reached out to *because* of how she looks in underwear, is some peak Nice Guy.

Poor Wussell. That flipping bimbo has no idea what she's missing out on! They could be on the most lavish date a cultural virgin and autistic skitzo could afford on his $9/hr.

It's startling that Russ really thinks he has a shot with a girl like that. Even if he weren't a zombie face, he'd still be a vile greasy dwarf.

Yet somewhere in the depths of his madness, he really, truly thinks he's just one DM, one painfully cringey video slide show, one $10 Starbucks gift card, or one lawsuit away from FINALLY landing his elusive white whale: a beautiful woman -- an object he is certainly owed -- who can heal the hurt from his mother.

I can't imagine what it would be like to actually have to sit and have dinner with him. Gross.

BTW, have we all laughed at the pianostud username yet or what? Objectively sucks at piano, conventionally unattractive in any measure.
 
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This one really pissed me off. He's telling a woman that she has no idea what discrimination feels like. What a freaking narcissist. I may not be a woman, but I'm friends with more than a few, and just about all of them have dealt with gender discrimination at one point or another.


I don't think this one's a hooker; just an IG model.
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He's only as disabled as he wants to be. The only truly ugly thing about him is his shitty attitude.
the new users in this thread should check out our John Bulla thread. Now that's where Russell is headed.
 
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So, let me see if I'm starting to understand how Rusty thinks...

* Stunning IG girl declines a date with him, apparently with one of the reasons being that she has a boyfriend.
* Rusty claims boyfriend doesn't exist.
* If boyfriend doesn't exist, then he thinks he can accuse her of discriminating against his disability.

I mean, never mind the fact that in the reality the rest of us live in it doesn't matter at all whether she does indeed have a partner or not.
 
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mugen8 said:
So, let me see if I'm starting to understand how Rusty thinks...

* Stunning IG girl declines a date with him, apparently with one of the reasons being that she has a boyfriend.
* Rusty claims boyfriend doesn't exist.
* If boyfriend doesn't exist, then he thinks he can accuse her of discriminating against his disability.

I mean, never mind the fact that in the reality the rest of us live in it doesn't matter at all whether she does indeed have a partner or not.
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Generally he also buys them a starbucks giftcard, so boyfriend or no, they owe him sex.
 
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I wonder if his plan is to win in this SLAM DUNK case against the terrible abuser Ariana Grande and then use the proceeds (and precedence) to continue his case against Taylor Swift.

I was also going to suggest that he's taking the Jonathan Lee Riches route and just suing everyone in the hopes that someone will get lazy and just settle, but I've come around to thinking that he's just crazy enough to think he has a case and will win.
 
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Before the long weekend and in honor of Wussell's daily rage quit, I wanted to share some good old fashioned cringe. The kind that makes your stomach hurt.

First up, Margot Andrus. Margot's getting a little close to that douchebag. He's touching her and he hasn't even recycled a song he's used on two dozen girls prior.

Also... what's with the weird writing in the top left? What's that Russian???
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Forget that flipping idiot. She doesn't deserve my attention.

How about Lady Panzer??

Let's try sending her an email; surely she will have to reciprocate because women are objects and prizes and not human beings.

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Who the fuck is Harry Dudley and why are you replying to him? I just finishing changing the title of the same song I've sent to a couple hundred women around the globe at this point. Why are you not sucking my peen?

Never mind. She's a weirdo anyway.

On to Kansas Johnson.

Let's try a more subtle approach. Maybe... she's just been waiting for a true gentle sir like me to come along and sweep her right off her feet with a single IG comment.

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Wow, she didn't even answer. Rude. What a bimbo. She's like an 8 anyway. Her nose is too big.

Wait. What's this?

A political statement I disagree with!

(Two-for-one cringe here! Cringey narcissistic political statement + Russ Russing it up!)

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Well, it doesn't really matter what you think. Only what you look like.

Except in my case. In my case it should never matter what I look (or smell) like.

These airballs in the comments sections of extremely attractive women I've never met don't seem to be getting the job done.

Maybe they're just not seeing my messages. That's the only thing that could explain why they haven't yet got on a plane to Utah for a date to the Olive Garden with a foul dwarf!

Unless..........

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DISABILITY SHAMING!!! How DARE you refuse to date me!

Don't you know that I have a paralegal degree???

Why can't you look beyond my grotesque face, horrifying personality, and general inability to cohesively exist in society?

Pshhh. Anyway, you're a single mom. I didn't really want you. You're beneath me.

I'm a hawt 9/10 stud and I deserve, no I'm FLIPPING ENTITLED, to at least a 9.

Like Heidi Klum.

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Fin.
 

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I find this is always the best way to pick up a woman.
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Fucking Hell Russhole is such a dildo. This poor girl needs to screen cap this shit and take it to the police, because she does not deserve to be sexually harassed by an oily, borderline rape-y Hobbit. Leave the poor girl alone Dildo Saggins.
 
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cumpie said:
Before the long weekend and in honor of Wussell's daily rage quit, I wanted to share some good old fashioned cringe. The kind that makes your stomach hurt.

First up, Margot Andrus. Margot's getting a little close to that douchebag. He's touching her and he hasn't even recycled a song he's used on two dozen girls prior.

Also... what's with the weird writing in the top left? What's that Russian???
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Forget that flipping idiot. She doesn't deserve my attention.

How about Lady Panzer??

Let's try sending her an email; surely she will have to reciprocate because women are objects and prizes and not human beings.

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Who the fuck is Harry Dudley and why are you replying to him? I just finishing changing the title of the same song I've sent to a couple hundred women around the globe at this point. Why are you not sucking my peen?

Never mind. She's a weirdo anyway.

On to Kansas Johnson.

Let's try a more subtle approach. Maybe... she's just been waiting for a true gentle sir like me to come along and sweep her right off her feet with a single IG comment.

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Wow, she didn't even answer. Rude. What a bimbo. She's like an 8 anyway. Her nose is too big.

Wait. What's this?

A political statement I disagree with!

(Two-for-one cringe here! Cringey narcissistic political statement + Russ Russing it up!)

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Well, it doesn't really matter what you think. Only what you look like.

Except in my case. In my case it should never matter what I look (or smell) like.

These airballs in the comments sections of extremely attractive women I've never met don't seem to be getting the job done.

Maybe they're just not seeing my messages. That's the only thing that could explain why they haven't yet got on a plane to Utah for a date to the Olive Garden with a foul dwarf!

Unless..........

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DISABILITY SHAMING!!! How DARE you refuse to date me!

Don't you know that I have a paralegal degree???

Why can't you look beyond my grotesque face, horrifying personality, and general inability to cohesively exist in society?

Pshhh. Anyway, you're a single mom. I didn't really want you. You're beneath me.

I'm a hawt 9/10 stud and I deserve, no I'm FLIPPING ENTITLED, to at least a 9.

Like Heidi Klum.

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Fin.
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I'm pretty sure anyone who has actually overcome a disability doesn't bring up said disability at every opportunity, force it in to every conversation, use it as a crutch to get through life, use it as a shield to fend off criticism and accountability, nor do they use it as a weapon when they don't get their way. I believe most people would consider actually overcoming a disability to mean the exact opposite of all that; managing to live a normal life and be happy with oneself despite the disability. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but that's been my personal experience.
 
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