🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Hahahah, if only you knew my twitter account so you could feel that dopamine hit by blocking me. Go rail some more Xanax you degenerate failure. It's just so easy to bait you. So, so easy.

Good work on not breaking the cycle on white trash behavior too. Pills, smokes, opiates, weed and booze. When your kid dies a la Trainspotting, you won't be able to blame us. Godforbid it grow up and you start hitting on it around "pickin' age".

Edit: unintentional corn joke!
 
Alright guys, here's a real question for everyone.
What is Ethan going to be for Halloween?
inb4 "drunk" and "retarded"
A blighted pumpkin.
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He's gonna dress up as his father figure and hero, Dax Molestersimp.
Daddy Jim is Ralph's true surrogate father figure, but just like his real dad, Jim left for a pack of smokes and won't be back. Dax is more like the cool uncle who he looks up to as a surrogate father figure for his actual surrogate father figure.

Ralph is basically a walking bag of daddy issues. Explains his womanly behaviour and childlike need for validation.
 
That’s what I suspect too. Something involving faith. Possibly something provoked by his involvement in Internet drama. Possibly some anger management classes, a restraining order, and a new probation condition forbidding him from streaming. Perhaps the Retort will be aborted by judicial fiat.

I said when this first started that this is gonna end in a metoo.

Every stream is the Napstream. Ralph's show is only good as noise to fall asleep to and it's obnoxious even then.

I couldn't watch last night's show for more than about an hour. It was easily the worst he's done in a while. I ended up watching a WW2 documentary and falling asleep to that.

Spencer has always been a leftist, he's like a less radical Maoist. They call it alt-right because left wing authoritarianism is extremely unpopular anywhere. Even China and Russia doesn't back these ideologies anymore.

I knew Spencer was a leftist authoritarian after the first debate. It was so obvious. The only difference now is he's switched from simping for the GOP, to simping for the DNC.

I don't get why anybody likes Spencer.

IMO both Kiwi Farms and John Stuart Mill both agree that silencing speech is evil. E.g. Mill

Mill is speaking of robbing people of the chance to consider their speech is idiotic.

We're talking about Ralph. A man who quadruples down to "own the haters."

I must conclude Mill never met anybody quite as stupid and degenerate as Ralph.

I'm also loathe to cite Voltaire and other Enlightenment Age thinkers here, because they were predominately preaching against government suppression of speech that was prevalent in their time.

I always felt Rekieta's "free speech absolutism," and particularly the way he extends it to private sector (I could write a whole essay on the silliness of that), is autistic and unworkable. Ralph has been warned multiple times his behavior is not going to be tolerated by content hosts. Ralph is the guy that comes into your house and takes a dump on your carpet. Not only that, but he brings his obnoxious friends that you threw out of your house the last time (i.e. HT).

I get it. People don't want to lose the tard cum. However, it's gonna end sometime due to platforms not sharing our affinity for this shit. They're businesses. We're shitposters.
 
So Ethan was getting absolutely ripped to shreds in the chat of the weird white nationalist show he was on, to the point where it completely derailed the conversation and he looked fucking miserable.

The host said something to the effect of: I'd have people on the show I wouldn't have dinner with necessarily, or I wouldn't necessarily let my kids near them. Ralph didn't seem to like that jab, but was "too much of a pussy" to say anything about it.

Now he's getting roasted by Destiny on Twitter.

The corn harvest continues 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

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Is Ethan really smoking cigarettes indoors? That's so fucking gross.

He's finally responded to Destiny too.

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Also, for anybody else who watched Rekieta last night, did you catch the part where Josh mentioned legal procedure in Virginia and Nick did a double take and asked for clarification (it had to do with the mountain jews)? I thought that was amusing. I wonder what was going through Nick's head at the time. I don't have the specific timestamp at the moment.
 
KF sucks when it tries to personally destroy someone over petty internet shit, unlike Ralph who is awesome for doing that to everyone who has ever inconvenienced him online!

Guys, I get it now. Gator doesn't have a 3DPD gf, not because he can't get one, but because he decided to BECOME the gf. Look at him suck Ralph's cock like a good little sissyfag.
 
Is Ethan really smoking cigarettes indoors? That's so fucking gross.

He's finally responded to Destiny too.

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Also, for anybody else who watched Rekieta last night, did you catch the part where Josh mentioned legal procedure in Virginia and Nick did a double take and asked for clarification (it had to do with the mountain jews)? I thought that was amusing. I wonder what was going through Nick's head at the time. I don't have the specific timestamp at the moment.
Hell yeah dude just blowtorch every bridge #cantabort
 
Man, I really triggered them with that. It's delicious.

He'll stand firm and proud about how he is the deplatformer! He'll be king of his twitter hugbox while the broad he knocked up leaves and Gator continues to be alone and put up with an alcoholic for some reason.
I can't cosign this unless you promise this is all just to get ethan to cha ge those terrible songs out
 
edit here ralph, i downloaded this right before my rant, i dunno use it as an intro maybe its better than the auditory rape you have on now, some random video i forgot i had downloaded, some amv of a song that got struck down, still better than the dullest muzak rock song ever, the song only i dont watch the video its just hard to find song now, youtube and dailymotion mirrors are gone and this was the last one i could find
I don't know what that anime thing is... but it makes me very suspicious.
 
It's that spooky time of the year again ladies and guntlemen... the stage is set, the wheels are turning, the players are in position. I have a feeling that this is going to be a very fruitful month for the continuation of the harvest. What's going to happen is quite simple really, Faith is going to murder Ethan and his mother in cold blood after a psychotic break and is going to eat them for the winter months and claim the crack shack as her own lair luring travelers and passers by with her disgusting cookies and canned chicken salad sandwiches... a few years from now we'll see an article in the news about the deaths and disappearances and how Faith was hearing voices in her head telling her that only human flesh will bring her child to term. Faith will give birth to the demon child and its hunger will begin the cycle anew, the harvest will never end... I have the future footage of one of Faith's victims to back up my claims:

Happy spooky month my fellow alawgs! :gunt:
 
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