Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[ImHapp]

Looks like we have our test subject for the vaccine, I have no doubts he'll recover in no time.

 

[Barnard]

An interesting scenario could play out here: Trump struggles with the disease, goes on ventilation but survives, rides the inevitable popularity boost and wins the election on feels.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

It's all 4d chess to show off the new covid vaccine later obviously

 

[Hubert J Catterwall]

So...

Karma exists?

Good.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Didn't him and Biden just have debate together only like 6 feet apart? Any news form the democratic side to see if Biden or Wallace didn't get sick.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I know perfectly well he'll live and this will be a big ol' nothing burger, but I'm still having a little schadenfreude kek at his expense.

 

[Rotollo]

I'm actually surprised that Kiwi Farms is having a laugh at Trump's expense given this recent news.

Especially with how toxic and unforgiving Twitter can be regarding anything Trump related.

I'm proud of this community of autists and oddities. Maybe we're not as bad as people say we are.

At least for the most part we know we are retarded in some way

 

[Red Hood]

The ride never ends.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Didn't him and Biden just have debate together only like 6 feet apart? Any news form the democratic side to see if Biden or Wallace didn't get sick.

Somebody posted a compilation of Biden coughing from like yesterday.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

If he was wearing the biggest mask he's ever seen he could have stopped this. This shitshow of an election just keeps on giving

 

[FruitFighter]

Just for shits, remember that Boris Johnson almost died, and they were preparing to annouce his death at one point.

U.K.’s Boris Johnson says doctors prepared to announce his death as he fought COVID-19

Johnson said he was "in denial" and he initially brushed off the seriousness of the situation when he tested positive for the virus in late March.

www.nbcnews.com

Having access to good medical care isn't a guarantee of recovery, especially when you're 74 years old and obese. Coronavirus isn't a big deal for most people, but both Biden and Trump are old as fuck. I can honestly see this thing going either way.

 

[Frank N Berry]

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1311901983331233792

Nice timing Washington Post.

 

[Meat Pickle]

If Trump does pull through, maybe he will take Coronavirus more seriously for the country's sake.

First Boogie shooting at somebody, now Trump has Corona. 2020 is just full of surprises. And October just started.

It took hospitalization for Boris Johnson to end the "survival of the fittest" policy and take the virus more seriously. Bolsonaro got it but it wasn't serious so nothing changed. The problem is how serious his condition is and how long will Trump remember that lesson.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Oh shit I bet this is Trump's gayops to expose Democrats as the real nogood badmen because they got mad at RBG gravedancing but are celebrating before he's even died. The Youtube skeptics would be proud!

 

[The Pink Panther]

Oh no, he's contracted a disease with a 99.5% survival rate. Surely this will be the end of drumpf.

There have been so many fucking close calls, bros. So many times they've tried to do 'em in. I ain't losing hope yet, but this might be the fucking one and it will brutally hilarious at that.

 

[The Last Stand]

Nothingburger. I had 'rona and cured it by playing video games and getting two weeks off of work. Trump has literally the best medical care on the planet, guy probably won't even feel it.

Trump is in his 70s. And let's be frank, he's not exactly in the best of shape. The only advantage he has is access to the best medical professionals in America. Even so, many people younger than him have passed from Corona.

Anything can happen. Trump is as human as any of us.

Perhaps this GEOTUS meme will finally die.

 

[Standardized Profile]

If Trump dies, there will be no one to moderate the far right or turn their concerns into realistic policy. It would not be a good outcome for the left. The things they pretend the right does, the right might actually do.

 

[David Spadem]

Josh, what have you done to this years Harvest. It was bountiful enough as it is...

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Trump will probably survive it, given his access to medical treatment, which has improved overall over the course of the last few months.

I do wonder what the long term consequences will be, however. IIRC, people are saying here that Boris hasn't been the same since Corona-chan had a party in his lungs a few months back.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You're already on Kiwi Farms.

And it’s depressing as hell that people on here are being more respectful about it.