Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Shady Attorney]

Here's a message from Vaush who also has a thread here

 

[Kacho]

Then the gay reeducation camps will come. Next to where the abortion clinics used to be.

Damn, you just convinced me to support Pence for President.

 

[The Last Stand]

There is a chance that Pence will become the next president. I also have this feeling that there are going to be a lot of bullshit questions to Pence about Trump's "disregard" of Covid-19 regulations, whether he should even be running for president, and whether Pence is ready to take up the mantle if necessary.

Oh Christ. Goodbye women's rights and hello segeration I suppose. In the name of Jesus.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Trump tested positive for the coronavirus, but that doesn't mean he's sick. As far as we know, he's totally asymptomatic, and more than likely either won't develop any symptoms at all, or only mild ones.

Yes, Covid-19 can make some people so sick, they require hospitalization, or even die. But the vast majority of people who pick up the virus--including fat 74-year-olds with a preference for fast food--either won't get a severe case of it, or won't get sick at all.

So personally, I'm not worried about the God Emperor. I'm more worried about checking my Facebook news feed right now, because I just know I'm going to lose a lot more regard for certain lefty friends. They've been generally moderate and well-behaved so far, with only minor spasms of TDS, but I have a terrible feeling they're going to behave very badly in reaction to this bit of news, and I'm just not in the mood for a culling, right now.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I'm sure the left is handling this news with the utmost class.

You do remember that this is who we're talking about, right?

 

[This_is_a_Throwaway]

 

[Basil II]

another butterfly effect from josh's corn joke

 

[The Last Stand]

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Boomer say what?

 

[Nathan Higgers]

So are you guys serious about the 'wishing disease/death on someone is bad-arino and not moral'? Kinda hard to tell.
I like trump too, but come on, this is pretty fucking funny and obviously people who don't like him are gonna be happy.
Had biden gotten the chinkyflu we'd be doing the same.

Spoiler: shizo theory

What is this is trump's 6,000,000,000D chess and this is his way of announcing the cure?
Day 1 - I have corona
Day 2 - ?
Day 3 - I am cured of corona due to big pharma gay pill

 

[Coffee Druid]

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What does this mean?

 

[This Is Not An Exit]

The wu flu giveth, and the wu flu taketh away.

 

[Leibowitz]

People are being hysterical over Covid saying it's gonna kill him or else it's a hoax. I've had old family members catch it and they're fine the next week. It's just a particularly harsh flu.

A nearly 90 year old relative of mine caught it while recovering from hip fractures in the hospital and breezed through it. I was absolutely astounded.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xshccxJHp2I rip in peace my Kang

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Honestly, I’ll take silly memes and people joking about it over watching people legitimately celebrating that “he’s so going to die” any day.

 

[The Last Stand]

What does this mean?

Somebody from space is sending a message about Trump's Corona or something.

 

[Socrates]

I support the guy but this is kinda funny lol

 

[Kornheiser]

A nearly 90 year old relative of mine caught it while recovering from hip fractures in the hospital and breezed through it. I was absolutely astounded.

It hasn’t killed off the bums then the virus is doing a shit job.

 

[Maskull]

So are you guys serious about the 'wishing disease/death on someone is bad-arino and not moral'? Kinda hard to tell.
I like trump too, but come on, this is pretty fucking funny and obviously people who don't like him are gonna be happy.
Had biden gotten the chinkyflu we'd be doing the same.

Spoiler: shizo theory

What is this is trump's 6,000,000,000D chess and this is his way of announcing the cure?
Day 1 - I have corona
Day 2 - ?
Day 3 - I am cured of corona due to big pharma gay pill

No chance of that. Even if only one person revealed the deception it'd truly be the end for him.

 

[Just Another Furgag Alog]

What does this mean?

Pretty sure it means "military mobilized planes to warn adversaries away from attacking the USA"

 

[Buttigieg2020]

What does this mean?

It’s to show that the US military is prepared for a nuclear first strike if Trump dies.