🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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gran_autismo said:
It's because he's a faggot. Observe:
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Homosexual? Check.
Burdensome woman? Check.
Fuel for the fire? Double check.
Chopped liver? He's definitely something Ralph would never put in his mouth, check it off Gator!

Also notice that faggot curiously rose in prominence around the time of Gamer Gate, from which GatorGamer took his handle name. Coincidence? We may never know.
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I just want to point out that definition No. 3 is the correct one as my profile pic can attest to. 🤣
JoseRaulChupacabra said:
So the retort is unlikely to be aborted but has an increased risk of coming out disfigured. Is prior alcohol consumption and drug use a factor in other risks?
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Yes, due to epigenetics. I'm no expert on the subject but from what I understand environmental factors can influence how genes function. As a result even if the baby inherited what few good genes Ralph and Faith may have between them, these genes could still be fucked due to having been negatively affected by years of smoking, alcoholism, drug abuse, stress, illness, poor diet, exposure to pollutants and many other things.
 
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Happy FRIDAY, ayylogs.

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Elric of Melnibone said:
Most miscarriages happen in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy and 1 in 5 pregnancies end in miscarriage. These are the cold hard statistics of the matter. And if any of you have been following the news recently you might have heard about Chrissy Teigen having a miscarriage recently (don't look at me like that, I only know about it because my SO was talking about it with a friend) which serves as an example that even with a healthy woman who is doing everything right, the statistics hold true even in the best case scenarios. Teigen is wealthy and fit and no doubt had one of the top tier OBGYN's that only famous rich people can afford and still lost her pregnancy. Faith has none of that. Most of her prenatal care has been via emergency room visits because the Gunt can't afford or wont put out the money or effort to do anything about this pregnancy right.

She is under 25 and has been taking drugs, both prescription and recreational, and not just any drugs but psychotropic drugs as well as consuming alcohol. Further still Ralph has been smoking around her, and she also is most likely living a seditery life style, meaning she is not at peak fitness. And no Ralph, just because you smoke in your studio dirty ass bed room with the door shut does not mean that you are not smoking around Faith, because that smoke lingers, and if for some reason that crack shack has central heat and air, or is just as run down on the inside as it is on the outside, that smoke can also permeate to the rest of the house very easily, not to mention that it will embed particles into fabric and carpet, so since the bed that, we will assume you both sleep in (while laughing at the fact that your dumb ass is probably already relegated to the couch you fat fuck) she is sleeping on a bed that has absorbed smoke. All of this adds to the statistical probability and risks associated with miscarriage.

The baby might be fine now, but you are barely a quarter of the way through the first trimester, and nowhere near out of the woods. So as a famous basket ball american once said, "stop it. get some help."
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We saw one of the 3 rooms of the crackshack in the sextape. This hobbit hole can barely fit 3 people so if one smokes everyone is smoking. Even if this disfigured demon baby is somehow born it is gonna have no room to stay in. Where are they gonna put it ? On Sandra's dialysis machine ? Are they gonna smother our poor ol pirate lady with a pillow ? Or is it Ralph's bedroom so that it can be traumatized by his father engaging in coprophilia.
 
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Null said:
oh jesus fuck the ultrasound was on 9/21 it's the 11th

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This is the timestamp I have on the gunt tape clip a few hours after release.
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So, given it was recorded a few days prior, there's a good chance that video captured the conception as well.
Jesus Fuck Ralph...

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I don't believe him. Smoking in the room, drinking on stream again (which he only stopped after Faith moved in).

That's discharge paperwork, they wouldn't list the reason for visit on a visit that was ongoing. This is from 21st, September.

Faith left him sometime after the ultrasound, and he's been doing everything to convince people that she hasn't.
 
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Glade Candles said:
I don't believe him. Smoking in the room, drinking on stream again (which he only stopped after Faith moved in).

That's discharge paperwork, they wouldn't list the reason for visit on a visit that was ongoing. This is from 21st, September.

Faith left him sometime after the ultrasound, and he's been doing everything to convince people that she hasn't.
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Maybe he ate her, like Cleo. How is that PS account
 
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edit: oh jesus fuck the ultrasound was on 9/21 it's the 11th

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David Spadem said:
This is the timestamp I have on the gunt tape clip a few hours after release.
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So, given it was recorded a few days prior, there's a good chance that video captured the conception as well.
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Its possible but If I recall the Sextape was already up on stream-able for a day or two when it was sent. There was a post mentioning it near when it dropped. I'll see if I can find it.

NVM it was only up 32 minutes when Ahalfwaycrook opened the link.
 
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So first off, Id like to apologize to you fine farmers. I got tired kind of early, Farms were down and I didnt see the gunt streaming so I said fuck it and called it a night. Its been getting colder so I had a wonderful sleep. With a dream that mixed between Fast and Furious 5 and Jormungand. Fun shit.

Thank you to @Sam Losco For being a true patriot and covering the bullshit, and of course @BOLDYSPICY! For the lovely recaps.

And lastly @theralph Your baby is going to die and we all know it. Keep us updated champ, we need a nice good timeline of the decline of Faiths hellspawn. I hope youre ready for a mental break cause I got popcorn fuckin ready.
 
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