Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Shield Breaker]

Not sure if it would be funnier if he lived or if he died.

If he lives and remains asymptomatic would be the funniest outcome. Twitter and the TDS crowd would reeee for literal years about it.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'm picturing an old timey newspaper boy shouting "EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT, DOLAN DRUMP DONE GOT DAT DISEASE!"

 

[ASoulMan]

Talk about a big OOF! Hopefully he can recover in time. I have a feeling this might impact his chances at a second term.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Trump will be fine, and I believe this will help in the long term with the hysterics of the wuflu given how the media is currently reporting, making it seem like everyone who has had this or been near it are lepers.

Turning on NBC this morning they had a list of people who had been near Hope Hicks and it looked like it was a list communists would use to rat out people, on top of being framed like she was a whore who slept around and this was her list of partners.

 

[mr.moon1488]

You do remember that this is who we're talking about, right?

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This is one of the reasons why even people who are Trump skeptics still despise leftists enough to at least somewhat support him. There's literally video proof showing that he's used the same body language countless times to mock people who weren't genetic fuck ups like that reporter but plebbitors still use it to justify whatever cringy shit they're posting at that time.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The God Emperor cannot be brought low by one of Nurgles gifts. It is heresy to think otherwise.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

His age is a concern, but if Trump gets through this without dying, getting severely sick, or even having symptoms, this is really going to cut the narrative of COVID's deadliness down to size.

Actually, of all the famous people and public figures who have gotten it (Tom Hanks, The Rock, Boris Johnson, etc.), how many have died from it? Zero as far as I can tell. Tells me this thing is treatable and this mix of leprosy and the Bubonic plague reputation the virus has is one that is overblown.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Trump will be fine, and I believe this will help in the long term with the hysterics of the wuflu given how the media is currently reporting, making it seem like everyone who has had this or been near it are lepers.

Turning on NBC this morning they had a list of people who had been near Hope Hicks and it looked like it was a list communists would use to rat out people, on top of being framed like she was a whore who slept around and this was her list of partners.

Speaking of communists, one Chinese guy tweeted that one in the name of Xi the Pooh. https://twitter.com/HuXijin_GT/status/1311907328451514368 ( https://archive.vn/ULHX4 )

One guy replied to that tweet. https://archive.vn/mlSBb

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Actually, of all the famous people and public figures who have gotten it (Tom Hanks, The Rock, Boris Johnson, etc.), how many have died from it? Zero as far as I can tell.

Nice sample size dude

 

[Ginger Piglet]

His age is a concern, but if Trump gets through this without dying, getting severely sick, or even having symptoms, this is really going to cut the narrative of COVID's deadliness down to size.

Not so sure about that. It'll morph into "it disproportionately affects people of colour and therefore replacing Obamacare is RACIST."

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

It's less humorous and more morose when the grave dancers have had a history of throwing their own mom, dad, or other elders of the family who're probably well-meaning under the bus to "own drumpf".

 

[Porque no los dos?]

I'm more surprised it took this long for him to catch it, all things considered.

 

[frozenrunner]

I don't want to be inflammatory or alarmist. But I think the left better hope Trump doesn't die of COVID. It is not going to be pretty if he does.

Meaning, if the sentiment is "the only person in D.C. who at least pretended to give a shit about us is gone, and we need to take care of ourselves," things might not go so smoothly.

 

[Inlé]

President Bolsonaro tested positive a couple months ago and the man's still kicking, him and Trump are gonna recover just to spite the opposition.

 

[I can't imagine]

His age is a concern, but if Trump gets through this without dying, getting severely sick, or even having symptoms, this is really going to cut the narrative of COVID's deadliness down to size.

Actually, of all the famous people and public figures who have gotten it (Tom Hanks, The Rock, Boris Johnson, etc.), how many have died from it? Zero as far as I can tell. Tells me this thing is treatable and this mix of leprosy and the Bubonic plague reputation the virus has is one that is overblown.

Depends on how famous you consider "famous". I'd say people like Herman Cain, Joe Diffie and Roy Horn are names with some renown (and plenty of money), but yeah, not too many in the absolute elite levels.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's less humorous and more morose when the grave dancers have had a history of throwing their own mom, dad, or other elders of the family who're probably well-meaning under the bus to "own drumpf".

Were those the same ones gravedancing over RBG?

 

[frozenrunner]

Depends on how famous you consider "famous". I'd say people like Herman Cain, Joe Diffie and Roy Horn are names with some renown (and plenty of money), but yeah, not too many in the absolute elite levels.

Cain had stage four pancreatic (I think?) cancer. He was going to die this year before Christmas anyway.

 

[Slimy Time]

I'm more surprised it took this long for him to catch it, all things considered.

Knowing incubation period and how it can go asymptomatically for ages, he possibly could have had it for weeks. He's campaigning in all sorts of areas (while Joe calls a lid almost every other day and stays in the same safe areas).

His age is a concern, but if Trump gets through this without dying, getting severely sick, or even having symptoms, this is really going to cut the narrative of COVID's deadliness down to size.

Actually, of all the famous people and public figures who have gotten it (Tom Hanks, The Rock, Boris Johnson, etc.), how many have died from it? Zero as far as I can tell. Tells me this thing is treatable and this mix of leprosy and the Bubonic plague reputation the virus has is one that is overblown.

All the people who are dying in my area are late 80's to 90+. At that age even a mild cold could get you. He's definitely in striking range for being the age where most people die at mid 70's, but he also has the benefit of having the top doctors looking after him. Look at how long RBG lasted with her cancer, broken ribs and so on. Most others would be dead from the things she had, yet she lasted a whole year longer till last month.

 

[likeacrackado]

Some bad news for all the liberals in the thread. Assuming his lives without having any major hospitalization this can only help him.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Depends on how famous you consider "famous". I'd say people like Herman Cain, Joe Diffie and Roy Horn are names with some renown (and plenty of money), but yeah, not too many in the absolute elite levels.

Joe Diffie died of Coronachan? I didn't even hear about it. Guess he's a RIP-up Man now.