Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

Who coofed on Mr. President?

  • Mr. Former Vice President Joe Biden

    Votes: 273 23.0%
  • Mr. Paramount Leader Xi

    Votes: 270 22.8%
  • Mr. Moderator Chris Wallace

    Votes: 387 32.6%
  • Mr. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

    Votes: 256 21.6%

  • Total voters
    1,186
Weirdly enough, Trump was the last person I'd thought of to get Covid lmao. Dude hosts rallies all the fucking time and now the man gets it? Don't blame people for thinking that this is all a hoax. That being said, if Trump did die i'd be so disheartened that I wouldn't go vote. The dude was the first president I ever voted for back in 2016. Hope the GEOTUS gets well soon.
 
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How am I mad? I'm just mildly disappointed that an entire subforum has become an echo-chamber with board-mandated opinions and endless use of buzzwords.
You'd think a forum that gets its kick out of laughing at that exact same behaviour over on Reddit and Resetera might be a bit more weary of this stuff.
The rightoid sperging is retarded, and as someone who regularly wades through pages of autism about jews and racial superiority in the floyd riot threads looking for funny videos of antifa screeching I sympathize. But if anything this thread proves there's no board-mandated opinions. Most of the people here are laughing about it in between random jew conspiracy posts and pearl clutching about Dear Leader and those gosh darn lefties with their evil crab memes. I'd argue you can't really have a board-mandated opinion when you have moderation that allows everyone to vomit their terrible takes all over the place. ResetEra and Reddit are the way they are specifically because their mods nuke all dissent.
 
I have my issues with Trump, but Coronachan sucks and I want to see her beaten into the ground ASAP so no one has to worry about it anymore, up to and including him. Also, I would strongly prefer not to add "oh by the way, the sitting President of the United States just died of THE PLAAAAGUE" to the currently fraught geopolitical climate that could go tits-up in a heartbeat. So I wish him and his wife a full recovery.

As to his odds, well, his age and especially his weight are concerning, but he's not a smoker (or a drinker, something he and Biden actually have in common) so that probably helps. All he can do is ride it out like the rest of us. I'm curious to see if going through this will give him any new perspective on the pandemic or change his outlook, or if he'll come out all boasts and swagger like usual. I'm guessing the latter, because it's Donald Trump, but you never know.

You really just can't sleep on this year.
 
(And no, Adderall won't help.)

A normal person wouldn't say that or even know what Adderall is. Way to drop the mask. If the article writer weren't living that high-risk addict lifestyle, they likely wouldn't have gotten sick in the first place.

Is it really that hard to wash your hands and not touch strangers?
 
I personally don't support Trump (mainly because I'm not American), but even I don't want to see him die like this. You are right about Biden though, but most of that's because he'd be dead as soon as he got it because of his age, thus proving how much of a mistake the DNC made in selecting him as their prime candidate.

Biden is only 3 years older than Trump and is not nearly as fat. Both are about the same risk.

I don't want him to die from it, but it'd be nice if he and his supporters would take it seriously now with record cases happening over large portions of the country
 
I have my issues with Trump, but Coronachan sucks and I want to see her beaten into the ground ASAP so no one has to worry about it anymore, up to and including him. Also, I would strongly prefer not to add "oh by the way, the sitting President of the United States just died of THE PLAAAAGUE" to the currently fraught geopolitical climate that could go tits-up in a heartbeat. So I wish him and his wife a full recovery.

As to his odds, well, his age and especially his weight are concerning, but he's not a smoker (or a drinker, something he and Biden actually have in common) so that probably helps. All he can do is ride it out like the rest of us. I'm curious to see if going through this will give him any new perspective on the pandemic or change his outlook, or if he'll come out all boasts and swagger like usual. I'm guessing the latter, because it's Donald Trump, but you never know.

You really just can't sleep on this year.
Another point in Trump's favor is that the virus was caught before he displayed any symptoms.

Keep in mind, the reason Corona is so dangerous is that during the 2 weeks or so that you don't have any symptoms, the virus is multiplying in your lungs. By the time you start to feel sick enough to go to the hospital, the virus is so numerous in your lungs that common anti viral treatments can't have much of an effect.

If Trump caught it early, and it definitely seems like he has, then he should have a better chance of surviving.
 
If Trump survives this, there's your narrative right up until the election. "Look, I had it, it's no big deal. People were coming up to me asking if I was alright, and this is true, asking if I was okay. And Folks, let me tell you, I tested positive, and how do I look?"
[10 minute standing ovation, Israel is nuked, black people fly into space, jannies eternally fucked]
 
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I find it somewhat disconcerting that a politician getting the coof can so drastically increase their approval rating. What's the rationale behind that? "I think this guy's a fuckwit but now that he got sick we totally see eye to eye."
A lot of "approval rating" isn't how the person is actually doing but the perception of it and of them. It's that simple. When people say elections are popularity contests it's not facetious.
 
Realistically, what are the odds that trump will/won't die from the shanghai shivers? He seems pretty lively for an old guy even if he's kinda fat. Could he even end up having symptoms at all?

He's over 70 and fat, which isn't great. But otherwise his health seems fine, likely from having good genetics rather than a healthy lifestyle or diet. He's not diabetic, he doesn't have heart disease, and no auto immune problems or cancer. So his risk factors are pretty low. Worse case scenario he'll suffer a moderately bad illness, maybe needing a brief hospital stay with low flow oxygen support. More likely he'll suffer a mild cold. He'll be taking preventatives, an anti-viral, a prophylactic antibiotic in case of secondary infection, and he'll be put on Dexamethasone on any indications of respiratory impairment. They'll be constantly monitoring his vitals, particularly his blood oxygen saturation. Boris Johnson got sick because he was pre-diabetic and likely insulin resistant due to his weight, and that's the primary concern for Trump, along with his age. Anyway I don't think there's much chance that the orange man will be meeting his maker.
 
If he got it, he'd be fucked. He might be an mush brained corrupt politician, but I'm glad he doesn't have it. More gaffes to entertain us.

Biden is only 3 years older than Trump and not nearly as fat. Both are about the same risk

He's over 70 and fat, which isn't great. But otherwise his health seems fine, likely from having good genetics rather than a healthy lifestyle or diet. He's not diabetic, he doesn't have heart disease, and no auto immune problems or cancer. So his risk factors are pretty low. Worse case scenario he'll suffer a moderately bad illness, maybe needing a brief hospital stay with low flow oxygen support. More likely he'll suffer a mild cold. He'll be taking preventatives, an anti-viral, a prophylactic antibiotic in case of secondary infection, and he'll be put on Dexamethasone on any indications of respiratory impairment. They'll be constantly monitoring his vitals, particularly his blood oxygen saturation. Boris Johnson got sick because he was pre-diabetic and likely insulin resistant due to his weight, and that's the primary concern for Trump, along with his age. Anyway I don't think there's much chance that the orange man will be meeting his maker.

Yep. He's over 70, but has access to the best medical care in the country and will be placed on everything possible to keep him alive as a precaution. Other than his obesity and age, he's not high risk.
 
If Trump survives this, there's your narrative right up until the election. "Look, I had it, it's no big deal. People were coming up to me asking if I was alright, and this is true, asking if I was okay. And Folks, let me tell you, I tested positive, and how do I look?"
[10 minute standing ovation, Israel is nuked, black people fly into space, jannies eternally fucked]

I mean, if Trump got the covid brain, only a fucking neurologist with access to his brain scans could actually know the difference.

I would say this is nothing, but Biden and Trump are in that tiny age group which the Coof apparently actually has an "effect" on. Considering how pozzed the nation has become, a President Pence seems great right about now. At least a Jew isn't putting babies into Pence's daughter.

Another space wizard chasing president is the last thing the US needs.
 
I would say this is nothing, but Biden and Trump are in that tiny age group which the Coof apparently actually has an "effect" on. Considering how pozzed the nation has become, a President Pence seems great right about now. At least a Jew isn't putting babies into Pence's daughter.
Pence vs Harris would somehow be two less popular politicians than Trump vs Biden
 
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All of this footage is just from yesterday.
Joe Biden coof rap.
Oh shit. I thought I would never see any of these people on here 😳
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If Trump caught it early, and it definitely seems like he has, then he should have a better chance of surviving.
I don't think he ever got off the hydroxycloroquine.
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