Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Slap47]

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

Pence vs Harris would somehow be two less popular politicians than Trump vs Biden

I call and I raise you Kerry vs Romney.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

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All of this footage is just from yesterday.

He could have it, of course. But Biden showing obvious signs of physical frailty isn't a recent development.

 

[Madako-Tako]

Holy shit. What if Trump and Biden both die before the election. What happens then?

That would, hypothetically make Kanye West president.

 

[Bosmadden]

Biden is only 3 years older than Trump and not nearly as fat. Both are about the same risk

Biden is older and significantly frailer, we can see that with our own eyes. Biden has also suffered from two large cerebral aneurysms when he was younger. Frankly he's lucky to be alive, most people wouldn't come back from that.

I'd say Biden was at a much higher risk than Trump, which is one of the reasons his handlers are running his campaign in a bubble, that and he's demented.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Call me a crazy conspiracy theorist and I’m probably late on this but when the news initially broke my first thought was ‘What if they had used Biden as a sort of sacrificial pawn, the debate being a pretense to get them together so that they could all but assure Trump could be infected by an infected Biden’. I know it sounds nutty but it would be a pretty cool story if it were true.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

I would say this is nothing, but Biden and Trump are in that tiny age group which the Coof apparently actually has an "effect" on. Considering how pozzed the nation has become, a President Pence seems great right about now. At least a Jew isn't putting babies into Pence's daughter.

Ah yes, President Pence: I for one welcome our new Overlord's secret ambition to unify Evangelicalism and Catholicism together into a United Christian Front that 200 years later will lead to people unironicly hearing "GIT OUTTA HERE, BOY, THIS IS KATLIT CUNTRY" when they travel into the wrong area.

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

He needs to beat Trump, I mean how coherent does he need to be.

 

[muh_moobs]

That would, hypothetically make Kanye West president.

How do we get Jerry Nadler in there? President Poopypants could be a fun time.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Biden is only 3 years older than Trump and not nearly as fat. Both are about the same risk



Yep. He's over 70, but has access to the best medical care in the country and will be placed on everything possible to keep him alive as a precaution. Other than his obesity and age, he's not high risk.

Not really. Biden has been diagnosed with AFib which is a pretty major risk factor. Additionally, he suffers from GERD which puts him at high risk for secondary infections if suffering from a respiratory infection.

Biden Releases Medical Records | America 2020 | US News

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[6MillionCoofs]

Call me a crazy conspiracy theorist and I’m probably late on this but when the news initially broke my first thought was ‘What if they had used Biden as a sort of sacrificial pawn, the debate being a pretense to get them together so that they could all but assure Trump could be infected by an infected Biden’. I know it sounds nutty but it would be a pretty cool story if it were true.

I would not put it past them considering all the underhanded bullshit they have used to get Trump.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Biden is only 3 years older than Trump and is not nearly as fat. Both are about the same risk.

I don't want him to die from it, but it'd be nice if he and his supporters would take it seriously now with record cases happening over large portions of the country

Biden has had his head opened up to do risky surgeries on anuerisms. Biden is very much more of a risk than Trump.

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

I would not put it past them considering all the underhanded bullshit they have used to get Trump.

Actually quoting the guy is hardly underhanded.

 

[SIGSEGV]

My time has come

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ZAP TO THE EXTREME

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

His rants will be more tolerable if he's at 50% lung capacity. He'll be like Stevie from Malcolm in the middle.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

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"Trump contracting a deadly disease was a 5-D chess move!"

I would not put it past them considering all the underhanded bullshit they have used to get Trump.

COVID isn't so contagious that you can assume it's going to infect everyone you're standing within a few feet of. There are plenty of instances of infected people traveling in planes or being in other close-quarters settings with non-infected people and transmission not occurring. Anyway, Trump is behind Biden in the polls and has failed to exploit all opportunities to close the gap. There's no need to "assassinate" him using a virus with a 95-plus-percent survival rate.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Some of us like ass holes.

Bu... But that's where poop comes from ☹

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Actually quoting the guy is hardly underhanded.

That's not all they have done to try and fuck with him. Things would have been incredibly dull if all they had done was quote his own words at him.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

That's not all they have done to try and fuck with him. Things would have been incredibly dull if all they had done was quote his own words at him.

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.

 

[mickey339]

First da libruls had a meltdown over Guinessburg.
Now le anime dweebs has a meltdown over the orange golem.

Me?
I care only for the collapse of UShit.
Whomever might bring it about.