US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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The Northeast routes are relatively alright, mainly because the region is compact, and I assume Biden only takes the ones going into Washington Union Station. So let Sleepy Joe take a sleeper cross country and miss his rallies paid speeches.
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The sleeper cars are nice and if you travel off-peak and consider it a moving hotel room it’s not too bad.

Coach on the long distance isn’t that bad either but the last time I did that there were two immensely fat lesbians in the lower-level (wouldn’t have fit up the stairs) who were taking the train because they couldn’t fly (I assume because the Antonov An-225 Mriy was not available).

Oh also did trump give Biden the coof
 
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...Kek, if you're watching, there's only one way to make this more of a glorious shitshow...
 
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Odds on whether or not Biden will have it?
I remember when Trump met with the Brazilian government, he at first tested negative.
Now that Kamala has met with Biden, she also tested negative as well.

You think something will switch during these next couple of weeks?
 
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The polls are hard to believe for me because everyone is terrified of saying that they support Trump. Even to an anonymous pollster. I think that's why the polls were so wrong in 2016 and why they're wrong now. There's this unprecedented animosity between the two sides of the spectrum and people don't want to lose friends and family over political shit. Who you check in the ballot box is your own business, so you could just say you voted for whoever. I am just fucking tired of this cancel culture, Cold Civil War bullshit.

I don't know if I'm voting for Trump or not yet, but Biden is not getting my vote.
 
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The polls are hard to believe for me because everyone is terrified of saying that they support Trump. Even to an anonymous pollster. I think that's why the polls were so wrong in 2016 and why they're wrong now. There's this unprecedented animosity between the two sides of the spectrum and people don't want to lose friends and family over political shit. Who you check in the ballot box is your own business, so you could just say you voted for whoever. I am just fucking tired of this cancel culture, Cold Civil War bullshit.

I don't know if I'm voting for Trump or not yet, but Biden is not getting my vote.
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100% agree. I live in a hard blue state and got called by some local dem polling committee. I had no issues telling them I would be voting, but not for any of the currently sitting local government officials (all dems) because of the shitshow they've allowed my state, county, and metro area to become. Then they asked about the presidential race and all I could think was "These people knew my name, my phone number, possibly my address, and are stated to be from a group infested with psychopaths" and eked out the least convincing "undecided" in my life.

I've never felt as certain or impassioned about a political candidate in my life, but the paranoid thought that someone could just be phishing for some sort of Trump supporter harassment campaign has me lying through my teeth.
 
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This is so sloppy and unprofessional. 45 minutes of on-air equipment testing. And then audio is muffled. And the video is grizzled. lol. How are they so incompetent. Archive!

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE!
LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS!
MASKS BETTER THAN VACCINES!
REQUIRE MASKS IN PUBLIC NATIONWIDE!

Drop dead, Biden.

“We can save 100,000 lives in the next 100 days, according to the head of the CDC, if everyone wears a mask in public,”
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100% agree. I live in a hard blue state and got called by some local dem polling committee. I had no issues telling them I would be voting, but not for any of the currently sitting local government officials (all dems) because of the shitshow they've allowed my state, county, and metro area to become. Then they asked about the presidential race and all I could think was "These people knew my name, my phone number, possibly my address, and are stated to be from a group infested with psychopaths" and eked out the least convincing "undecided" in my life.

I've never felt as certain or impassioned about a political candidate in my life, but the paranoid thought that someone could just be phishing for some sort of Trump supporter harassment campaign has me lying through my teeth.
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I've only ever gotten called by a poll once, it was like a month before election in 2016. I thought the exact same thing back then and lied and said I was writing in Bernie.

I'm surprised anyone even answers these in 2020. With the rioting and harassment campaigns I'd just hang up right away.
 
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Joe decided to use the president's diagnosis to call for full mask usage everywhere in public by all americans for 100 days to save "100,000" lives which he heard from the head of the CDC.

edit: i kept watching it, his delivery is pretty solid.

> empty seat at the kitchen table
> first president in american history to lose jobs during his tenure
> k-shaped recovery
> most unequal recovery in modern history
> meat-packing plant
> unions built the middle class
> build back better
> no one under 400k will pay a penny more
> we'll put millions of people to work in good-paying union jobs
> we'll create 1 million new auto jobs, here, in this state
> $15 minimum wages
> a not-for-profit public option
> that plan alone will cost over 700 billion dollars over 10 years but it's paid for by eliminating those tax cuts
> medicare will be able to negotiate prices for drugs, fundamentally lowering those prices
> every 3 and 4 year old with have access to a free quality pre-school
 
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Joe decided to use the president's diagnosis to call for full mask usage everywhere in public by all americans for 100 days to save "100,000" lives which he heard from the head of the CDC.

edit: i kept watching it, his delivery is pretty solid.

> empty seat at the kitchen table
> first president in american history to lose jobs during his tenure
> k-shaped recovery
> most unequal recovery in modern history
> meat-packing plant
> unions built the middle class
> build back better
> no one under 400k will pay a penny more
> we'll put millions of people to work in good-paying union jobs
> we'll create 1 million new auto jobs, here, in this state
> $15 minimum wages
> a not-for-profit public option
> that plan alone will cost over 700 billion dollars over 10 years but it's paid for by eliminating those tax cuts
> medicare will be able to negotiate prices for drugs, fundamentally lowering those prices
> every 3 and 4 year old with have access to a free quality pre-school
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So basically, Orange Man Bad, vote Biden for gibs, ignore that we'll actually be increasing your taxes to pay for them all.

Also what the fuck is that second point? Hoover alone would completely disprove that with the onset of the Great Depression. Either Biden's gone even more senile, or his handlers are utter retards. Maybe both.
 
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