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I hate this trend so much. I especially hate that the same people spamming that “[abc] is a lesbian!!!” are the same people who rage over real lesbians liking pussy and being normal human beings.
everything is lesbian - a subculture on tumblr that 'headcanons' everything as lesbian
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They want to be lesbian without the sexuality involved. It's just Princess Charming.
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1. What does atheism have to do with lesbians?
2. She’s canonically has 2 bio kids.
3. In fe4 gen 1 (17 years before her kids are introduced) she’s fucking 15
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1.it's a meme
2.I think these people never take children into cibsideration, ever
3.Well, women are allowed that shit~
Also, "x flag colors" thing never fails to piss me off, I know it is bullshit, but it drove my subcinsious into avoiding certain color combos just in case so no-one ever assumes anything.
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Not even kidding, at my old workplace we had two lesbians working there--We'll call them Lesbian A and Lesbian B.
Lesbian A was pretty normal. She and her girlfriend (NOT Lesbian B to clarify) were a pair of loving old ex-Canadians that made snacks for the office all the time and called each other adorable pet-names. Literally the most wholesome bunch you'd ever meet, and all without being woke. They just wanted a quiet, peaceful life like anyone else. The whole office loved them, myself included.
Lesbian B and her girlfriend beat each other up every week. Lesbian B would come in with black eyes and broken teeth at a rate so constant, we were starting to worry if she'd never show up at all. Even then, they had no commitment to each other whatsoever. Lesbian B was freakishly obsessed with strip clubs and apparently once got in trouble for literally wrecking a marriage with a fellow co-worker by macking on his wife. A total creep.
The point is that lesbians aren't something you should fetishize or project onto everything. Because, like everyone else, they're either a normal, ordinary human being like anyone else, or they're a complete coomer asshole like all the other weirdos out there. They're just people. And people shouldn't be fetishized to extraordinarily creepy, unrealistic levels like tumblr slobbers over.
Lesbian A was pretty normal. She and her girlfriend (NOT Lesbian B to clarify) were a pair of loving old ex-Canadians that made snacks for the office all the time and called each other adorable pet-names. Literally the most wholesome bunch you'd ever meet, and all without being woke. They just wanted a quiet, peaceful life like anyone else. The whole office loved them, myself included.
Lesbian B and her girlfriend beat each other up every week. Lesbian B would come in with black eyes and broken teeth at a rate so constant, we were starting to worry if she'd never show up at all. Even then, they had no commitment to each other whatsoever. Lesbian B was freakishly obsessed with strip clubs and apparently once got in trouble for literally wrecking a marriage with a fellow co-worker by macking on his wife. A total creep.
The point is that lesbians aren't something you should fetishize or project onto everything. Because, like everyone else, they're either a normal, ordinary human being like anyone else, or they're a complete coomer asshole like all the other weirdos out there. They're just people. And people shouldn't be fetishized to extraordinarily creepy, unrealistic levels like tumblr slobbers over.
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The twitterinas want to be like Lesbian A (mixed up with NTR tendencies), but behave like Lesbian B.
Besides, wouldn't it be possible for hets to be as wholesome as Lesbian A and her gf? Prince/Waifu Charming can be found at some point.
Besides, wouldn't it be possible for hets to be as wholesome as Lesbian A and her gf? Prince/Waifu Charming can be found at some point.
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The Goofus and Gallant of lesbianism.
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They deny that straight people are capable of emotion, let alone romance. To them, heterosexuals are drab, boring, and dull at best. You know, these smug "oh, these poor straights, they never have a bit of excitement in their lives" types.
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And yet they cry like bitches when you fuck THEIR wifes/girlfriends/associates. I mean, one such lesbian even released a comic where she sleeps on the couch while her girlfriend is getting railed by a dude in their bed. Dana Terrace is her name, she's the producer of The Owl House and one character, "concidentally", is lesbian for the maincharacter.
It's hilarious how salty they can get over straight men fucking their supposed lesbians.
EDIT: But it's possible I'm confusing her for some other useless lesbian.
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I'm fairly sure that the "lesbian who makes comics about sleeping in the couch while her girlfriend fucks dudes in their bed" was Noelle Stevenson, the "creator" of the SJW She-Ra reboot. Her cucking wife is Molly Ostertag, who worked in The Owl House.
It certainly explains why Noelle is a bitchy, whiny man-hater who pours her anti-man bullshit even in her shitty "series". Just look at what she did to Seahawk, degrading him whenever she can and shoving him off with Mermista because he used to be Adora's love interest in the original series.
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Well, one thing's clear to me: Lesbians getting cucked or fucked straight is often fun.
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lgbt people need to be purged from the arts tbh, animation became a bunch of fags who all fuck each other and only hire within their fuckbuddy group.
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Both lesbians you described sound like cartoon characters than real people.
Seriously, come up with something more convincing than "wholesome lesbians make cwookies and pet names uwu" or "angry dyke with anger issues and victim dyke that gets beat up everyday".
If she was getting beat up weekly, why didn't you call the fucking police?
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Way to be a dick, bud. I was describing them in positive and negative terms in order to convey what I was trying to say. OBVIOUSLY they were not all good or all bad. I mean, no one really is. But there was a distinct difference in their overall attitudes and relationships that presented them in a certain light.
As for the police, we DID call the police. Multiple times. Nothing happened because sometimes domestic squabbles do be like that, especially when the victim refuses to cooperate.
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This is the farms, if you didn't expect someone to call you a retard sooner or later, that's your problem.
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Glass houses, tough guy.
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When will this fad die off?
I also honestly wonder how do crazy people like this get in relationships. And I have a small hope that the girlfriend is not an actual genuine lesbian that somehow thought her partner is another genuine lesbian, not a tumblrina who jumped in for a fad.
I lost a few friends because I dared to question: such as one is a normal girl who just 'became a lesbian' out of the blue. Cool, I thought she discovered her sexuality. But she was acting weird on it, most likely because I never paid any attention to it and she will try to change subjects about it out of the blue. Much later after that, she started dying her hair, becoming 'trans', and became a 'he/him lesbian'. I asked how does that even work and she exploded like that question was an insult. Much later after that, she became a 'nonbinary trans FTM he/him lesbian himbo'. I again asked how does that even work (and what does himbo even mean) and she called our friendship off to get away from me, because apprantely I've changed and is mean to her.
I even apologized to her so we can call it off in good graces, but she went "I'll give you one more chance". So I thought we're back to friends again. I talked to her about our favourite things like all the things didn't happen and she's back to normal.
She was most likely expecting me to talk about lesbians, because she never responded to her favourite stuff, brought up those subjects again-which I kept silent to because they're pitfalls, and later ghosted me.
It's even worse because she told me her mother and father doesn't want her to become a he/him lesbian and is 'not her parents for not supporting her', and the friend got a girlfriend.
extra: this is also the same friend that told me her doctor was mean because he told her to lose weight, which is all her health problems are coming from. She's not morbidly obese, but still fat.
I even apologized to her so we can call it off in good graces, but she went "I'll give you one more chance". So I thought we're back to friends again. I talked to her about our favourite things like all the things didn't happen and she's back to normal.
She was most likely expecting me to talk about lesbians, because she never responded to her favourite stuff, brought up those subjects again-which I kept silent to because they're pitfalls, and later ghosted me.
It's even worse because she told me her mother and father doesn't want her to become a he/him lesbian and is 'not her parents for not supporting her', and the friend got a girlfriend.
extra: this is also the same friend that told me her doctor was mean because he told her to lose weight, which is all her health problems are coming from. She's not morbidly obese, but still fat.
I also honestly wonder how do crazy people like this get in relationships. And I have a small hope that the girlfriend is not an actual genuine lesbian that somehow thought her partner is another genuine lesbian, not a tumblrina who jumped in for a fad.
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It's a male bimbo.
It's become a term of endearment for a big, hunky guy that's kind of dumb but his heart is in the right place, which sounds like the complete opposite of the person you just described.
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