Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Let's see that one closer

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What about this am I supposed to be impressed by? Being cited by irrelevant sites (none of which would be good to use for citation anyway because they have no academic grounding) for cases on alleged copyright violations?

Congrats, losers noticed you.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I stand with Israel.

I think one thing Trump has done well for the American people is stand up to the fraud of illegal immigration. He did his best to strengthen the border. He also publicly condemned financially prioritizing illegal immigrants over the citizens of the USA. Lots of American citizens are homeless, can't get assistance for college, can't get assistance for other things because the government sends federal funding to illegal immigrants. Illegal immigrants break the law and then get rewarded for it with a free immigration lawyer.

He recently told California that if they want illegal immigration, they can pay for it themselves. Nancy Pelosi is trying to tack on millions of dollars of money onto the proposed stimulus check bill that will be used to bail out counties in California who have massive debt from accepting in illegal immigration. Donald Trump called her out on that, good for him.

In 2012 I sat on a childcare waiting list and lost my house and job waiting because the federal government was sending billions of dollars of funding to illegal immigrants while I, a citizen, who had paid 1000s in federal taxes, whose parents and grandparents also paid, couldn't even get childcare assistance for my children so I could become employed. I had to wait on a list. FUCK THAT. FUCK ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!

Your taxes don't pay for your house and food. Business taxes do. :^)

 

[ConSluttant]

I'm not a clerk of the court. I don't have authority to distribute Pacer documents.

You... You do realize that you can distribute lawsuit documents and it's not a big deal, right? Smh

 

[Karl der Grosse]

They're all public documents that any member of the public can access and read. They're just not free public documents, you have to pay to access them on pacer.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

@TamarYaelBatYah Will you start suing in other state Court's or will you always use Virginia's to file?

my understanding was that I have to file in the area where I have residence

And these were the citations you wanted us to look at. Damn, that's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Says a person posting on Kiwi Farms

Melinda, why would you want a DNA test for Marshall's estranged kid? Even if the kid was initially someone else's, if Marshall dicked down his wife while pregnant and nutted in her a coupe times, then his DNA would be passed to the fetus, making it his kid. Because that's how DNA and fetal development work according to you.

And if she was fucking 3, 4, 5 dudes on a regular basis at the time?

If she has nothing to hide she'd agree to a DNA test. But you know, the first request for her was sent back in 2017. Haven't seen a hair sample sent since then.

 

[Deadpool]

If she has nothing to hide she'd agree to a DNA test.

She doesn't owe your or manlet @Marshall Castersen shit. You both know he's the father and you're just crying like babies for a DNA test to try and make their lives slightly more difficult. Part of me wishes she would consent to a test just to shut you up, but the other part of me is happy she's not playing your guys pathetic little game.

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Ok, Ms. Melinda "Ten Dismissed Cases" Scott. doesn't really roll off the tongue as well as Marshall "Smackin Bitches" Castersen but I'll try and make it stick.

(Removed a paragraph for lateness.)

She really loves the childish ones. She thought “cereal killers” was clever. Maybe stick with Smelly Melly. I’m sure the court can smell her bullshit getting off the elevator along with the result of her hillbilly grooming techniques of essential oil attempting to mask her rank improperly washed vagoo.

 

[Baby Yoda]

my understanding was that I have to file in the area where I have residence




Says a person posting on Kiwi Farms





And if she was fucking 3, 4, 5 dudes on a regular basis at the time?

If she has nothing to hide she'd agree to a DNA test. But you know, the first request for her was sent back in 2017. Haven't seen a hair sample sent since then.

Allison did cheat on Marshall. I know this for a fact. Why didnt she just hand him her phone like a normal human being? If she had nothing to hide, then when he asked nicely for the phone, she would have given it to him. All of the evidence of her ways was in that phone, but it got smashed with the butt of a rifle back in 2016.

None of this matters now that Mitch and Allison are happily together ever after. No one, and nothong, can come between them.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Oh, I bet Melinda actually washes her whole body whenever one of her lawsuits actually makes it as far as an in-person appearance. Here's a tip, Melinda, wash your whole body every single day, don't just wash Marshall's spoo out of your clunge, apply another layer of essential oils, and call it a day. The very few people who interact with you will thank you for it.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

And if she was fucking 3, 4, 5 dudes on a regular basis at the time?

If she has nothing to hide she'd agree to a DNA test. But you know, the first request for her was sent back in 2017. Haven't seen a hair sample sent since then.

Then agree to a DNA test for your firstborn. You know, the one that was born of another man?
The results won't be surprising to anyone but yourself

 

[Spergichu]

And if she was fucking 3, 4, 5 dudes on a regular basis at the time?

If she has nothing to hide she'd agree to a DNA test. But you know, the first request for her was sent back in 2017. Haven't seen a hair sample sent since then.

I mean you have absolutely no evidence to substantiate that claim, and a court won't issue a paternity test based on hearsay alone. As for her ignoring your requests, she probably thinks that this is a pointless task that has no real reason other than to waste her time and money. Of course Marshall will never try to take this to court, because he doesn't give a shit about his kids and he knows it will cost more money to dispute his child support than to just keep paying it.

 

[White Baby]

Says a person posting on Kiwi Farms

Mel where do you think you are right now. Like what website do you think you're posting on. I'd love to know.

If she has nothing to hide she'd agree to a DNA test. But you know, the first request for her was sent back in 2017. Haven't seen a hair sample sent since then.

You (and by "you" I mean Marshall "Annihilating Sluts" Castersen, legally) could demand it in court if you thought the judge would agree to it. Of course, they wouldn't even consider it for two seconds before tossing the motion in the round file, and we all know it.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

She doesn't owe your or manlet @Marshall Castersen shit.

Well then, by the same token, I will give them the same standard.

You both know he's the father and you're just crying like babies for a DNA test to try and make their lives slightly more difficult.

I don't know at all. I've never seen a DNA test. She went to others dude's houses without Marshall, alone. She's also a Goy.

Allison did cheat on Marshall. I know this for a fact. Why didnt she just hand him her phone like a normal human being? If she had nothing to hide, then when he asked nicely for the phone, she would have given it to him. All of the evidence of her ways was in that phone, but it got smashed with the butt of a rifle back in 2016.

None of this matters now that Mitch and Allison are happily together ever after. No one, and nothong, can come between them.

Im inclined to believe all of that

Oh, I bet Melinda actually washes her whole body whenever one of her lawsuits actually makes it as far as an in-person appearance.

Washing yourself free of body odor is a smart professional choice. I was trained in American (USA) business etiquette. I know the rituals

Here's a tip, Melinda, wash your whole body every single day, don't just wash Marshall's spoo out of your clunge, apply another layer of essential oils, and call it a day. The very few people who interact with you will thank you for it.

I just don't have the motivation to take a full shower every day. I don't see the point

Then agree to a DNA test for your firstborn. You know, the one that was born of another man?
The results won't be surprising to anyone but yourself

I had more than one chance to cheat on my ex(first)-husband and I never did. I always believed cheating was wrong, no matter what.

Mel where do you think you are right now. Like what website do you think you're posting on. I'd love to know.


You (and by "you" I mean Marshall "Annihilating Sluts" Castersen, legally) could demand it in court if you thought the judge would agree to it. Of course, they wouldn't even consider it for two seconds before tossing the motion in the round file, and we all know it.

He went to court about it already.

 

[LoverofPi]

my understanding was that I have to file in the area where I have residence

You need to file where jurisdiction exists between all parties.

Says a person posting on Kiwi Farms

Was that supposed to insult me? Because you're A: also posting on Kiwi Farms, B: still trying to impress us and C: someone whose opinion of me I couldn't possibly care less about.

And if she was fucking 3, 4, 5 dudes on a regular basis at the time?

If Marshall was the one to get her pregnant, he'd still show up as the father on a DNA test.

Well then, by the same token, I will give them the same standard.

Well, yeah, you have no connection to her except that her ex is your current squeeze.

I don't know at all. I've never seen a DNA test. She went to others dude's houses without Marshall, alone. She's also a Goy.

Psssst! So are you, Mel.


Quoting these two together because relevancy

If she has nothing to hide she'd agree to a DNA test. But you know, the first request for her was sent back in 2017. Haven't seen a hair sample sent since then.

He went to court about it already.

And the court decided it wasn't worth going through with, sounds like.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Another courtroom defeat for Marshall. I can't wait for his next arrest, it will be hilarious to see Melinda's reaction.

 

[Dick Pooman]

@TamarYaelBatYah Are you observing Sukkot this year?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

@TamarYaelBatYah Are you observing Sukkot this year?

Yes. It's my favorite time of year! I'm a food connoisseur

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

I don't know at all. I've never seen a DNA test. She went to others dude's houses without Marshall, alone. She's also a Goy.

And you’re a fucking idiot.
NEXT!

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

By food connoisseur does she mean of the free variety? Because we’ve seen her cooking I’ve never seen such an abomination trying to pose as food since Kitchen Nightmares and Worst Cooks in America.

 

[ConSluttant]

my understanding was that I have to file in the area where I have residence




Says a person posting on Kiwi Farms





And if she was fucking 3, 4, 5 dudes on a regular basis at the time?

If she has nothing to hide she'd agree to a DNA test. But you know, the first request for her was sent back in 2017. Haven't seen a hair sample sent since then.

Lordy. You file in the court that has jurisdiction. That isn't always where you live Melinda. For example you could try filling in Florida against the farms since that's where the LLC is incorporated and receives mail.

As for the DNA test, they don't use hair samples honey. It's fairly complicated when you are proving paternity. You need cheek swab samples from the mother, father and child. All three have to be independently verified as being taken from the correct person - similar to witnessing another person signing a document. You don't just pluck a fucking hair and go. So you actually research anything at all? I mean *I* know about it because I had to be ruled out as mother for my situation. But it's pretty easy to find out the process. Ffs.