Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[LoveLonghairedCats]

Most lolcows were / are on marokko.nl. Oh what we laughed there as a Dutchman and especially about that book by that pedo. (may I say that here? Mohammed) And of course the puritans on google plus. With Shannon W as lolcow.
Those were golden times

Unfortunately we don't have any lolcows around. In the group of friends around me,we had a bottle of Martini, someone had pissed in it and another guest took a big sip from it, jegg. That guy I call him S was always fucked. I had left after 15 years. From childhood I was mean to other children and later adults. A bad quality

Oh and I did a profile on youtube a few years ago about Richard Ramirez and how gorgeous he was and then wait for the bait. People could get really angry then but now nobody gives a shit lol.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Two people I know became lolcows after one of them sold their house to live in the same place as the other lolcow because apparently they were screwing each other's wives. My mom wasn't surprised, but was pissed enough to forbid them from joining my dad's war games. My dad wasn't happy, and I just wanted to call both of the cows in question a pair of cucks.

EDIT: Both cows have appended each other's last names to their own. So yeah, full blown cucks.

 

[PattyKilgore]

There's one lolcow I had the misfortune of having known, she's poly, lesbian, autistic, plural, trans, and anarchist. How big of a special snowflake can you get? Like, there's trying to be unique and then there's taking it too far. I wish I was making this shit up. She also apparently writes stories, sometimes of the kinky variety despite claiming to be asexual or something. God.

 

[Catmannjew]

they’re a DID system

It is a small world because I know who this is from another discord server, I wish I had screenshots.
For a long time they were quiet, if they said anything, it was no big deal. It was just ignored.
They used to go vent about things that happened in Metalocalypse, I was told {since i have never seen the show} that these were all things that happened in the show that they vented about. A lot of what was bitched about was canon, I get jokingly making fun of a show you like but sometimes it was every night they would just have a meltdown.
It took me a long time before I saw however they linked their 'system', and was weirded out instantly. It is very fethishy.
The thing that caused them to leave the server, was they were in character as magnus who they mained. They were laughing how lars (i believe) was jewish but ate a bacon sandwich shamefully, but it was funny and another system member found it funny. Then they grew increasingly more antisemitic, their melt downs grew worse. They were eventually kicked.

One time they vented for the whole night about a fake drug and alcohol problem someone from the show that was a part of their 'system' had. People worried if it was real. Come to find out, it was just from the show.

Glad to see they have not changed.

Edit. Here are some screenshots

Spoiler: Bacon sandwich incident

Spoiler: Ramblings

 

[thick internet digit web]

It is a small world because I know who this is from another discord server, I wish I had screenshots.
For a long time they were quiet, if they said anything, it was no big deal. It was just ignored.
They used to go vent about things that happened in Metalocalypse, I was told {since i have never seen the show} that these were all things that happened in the show that they vented about. A lot of what was bitched about was canon, I get jokingly making fun of a show you like but sometimes it was every night they would just have a meltdown.
It took me a long time before I saw however they linked their 'system', and was weirded out instantly. It is very fethishy.
The thing that caused them to leave the server, was they were in character as magnus who they mained. They were laughing how lars (i believe) was jewish but ate a bacon sandwich shamefully, but it was funny and another system member found it funny. Then they grew increasingly more antisemitic, their melt downs grew worse. They were eventually kicked.

One time they vented for the whole night about a fake drug and alcohol problem someone from the show that was a part of their 'system' had. People worried if it was real. Come to find out, it was just from the show.

Glad to see they have not changed.

Edit. Here are some screenshots

Spoiler: Bacon sandwich incident

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Spoiler: Ramblings

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this is why it's a terrible idea to use that fucking software (((discord))), everyone on it is retarded and the thing itself it shit. When i started using IRC again i met 3 people who were incredibly helpful and knowledgable, and weren't autistic retards sperging about how they and their 5 poly cucks couldn't muster up enough shit to swim in their bathtub with.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Not a current lolcow of mine but reading Jodee Kalra's latest update (her fake sneaker collection) reminded me of a former cow in my life - another pathological liar I once knew and hadn't thought about in ages (spoilered for length and a bit for dramatic effect, I have to admit).

Spoiler

It was a woman who used to pretend to be involved with a certain musician. Now, this musician's work is in a niche subgenre, but he's somewhat famous worldwide - as in, no matter which country you live, if you used to listen to less traditional metal subgenres 10 or 15 years ago, chances are you listened to a couple of his songs, and if you are a fan of the specific subgenre his band belongs to, you almost certainly know who he is. He's quite approachable through his official SM page, where he invites his fans to debate him and among themselves about various topics.

So not only it was easy to befriend other fans there (good times when you could debate nearly any subject without people hating each other) but you'd also see him interacting with her often. The fandom used to be rather tight-knit back then, so if you followed his official page, it was likely you chatted with her a handful of times, found her to be a quite friendly and pleasant person and eventually befriended her.

Depending on how gullible she perceived you to be, she'd spin a yarn so ridiculous you'd either feel sorry for her or pretended to believe it just to see how far she would go, if not both. So here's the gist of her story:

Spoiler

They met in a concert after party right when he was in the process of divorcing his wife. He fell in love so hard with her (despite him being quite attractive and she looking like a POC version of Granny Goffbags) they not only made love and conceived their conveniently sadly miscarried baby but he even got married to her in a very discrete ceremony. Unfortunately they had to break up since eventually he and his wife reconciled without finishing their divorce, and he'd be arrested for bigamy if the authorities knew. He still loved her, you see, but he had to stay with his harpy of a wife for his kids' sake.

It's bad enough she made up such a fucked-up story, but it gets worse:

Spoiler

• She would download wedding and divorce paper samples and put their names on them.
• She'd fake whole chats between them both - sometimes with him being abusive to her.
• She had a male friend with the same build and style to pose for pictures at her place, then she'd post the photos with his face cropped out.
• She made a profile impersonating him - sort of a "finsta" account, with only a few friends and not providing enough information to have it reported as a fake account, imitating his distinctive writing quirks and interacting with her own profile.
• She even photoshopped (BW of course) pictures of their wedding ceremony, with ridiculously mismatched head sizes and lighting.

That's not to mention what else she could've told other people, since her story changed depending on the interlocutor. She'd triangulate certain friends against each other so they couldn't compare notes. The fact he's very discrete about his personal life (you don't even know how his wife or children look like) coincidentally helped her keep up the ruse. One of them, a fellow fan who merely took a photo with him looking a bit tired after a concert (as anyone else would look like) was labelled as "the harpy wife of a clearly broken man" to the rest of us; the poor woman had no idea about it, she was just a fan taking a nice pic with her idol just to have a bunch of his fans starting to avoid her for seemingly no reason.

I don't know if he ever got wind of that, since she knocked it off once some people actually close to him eventually learned about her tall tales.

The irony?

Spoiler

They never met each other in person. She never went to a single concert of his band. They're not in the same fucking country.

 

[BanyaHat]

Here’s one I’ve had an eye on for a while: https://twitter.com/kayshire_cat

He’s a retarded troon sperg who works at walmart and spends all his money on videogames and stupid crap. A majority of his tweets are a combination of sharing content from those games, dumbass leftoid takes, troon style GOTIS and validation seeking. He’s a special kind of dumb that’s entertaining to me for some reason, but not enough for a thread.

Spoiler: Gross selfies

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Dude holy shit, what a small world. I used to follow this person on Twitter for YEARS and still have them added on PSN for some reason. There really isn't a single person on "anime twitter" that's actually a woman anymore, is there? They all get sick of people like this and then leave.

With Kay specifically, I remember "she" (I used to think he was actually female) had a tweet go viral that said "brb milking my tits to get high".

He then pinned the tweet, referenced it for MONTHS, and (pun intended) milked the crap out of it, annoying everyone around him. Good to see he literally hasn't changed at all.

 

[nekrataal]

Dude holy shit, what a small world. I used to follow this person on Twitter for YEARS and still have them added on PSN for some reason. There really isn't a single person on "anime twitter" that's actually a woman anymore, is there? They all get sick of people like this and then leave.

With Kay specifically, I remember "she" (I used to think he was actually female) had a tweet go viral that said "brb milking my tits to get high".

He then pinned the tweet, referenced it for MONTHS, and (pun intended) milked the crap out of it, annoying everyone around him. Good to see he literally hasn't changed at all.

A lot of the people like him, who’ve been on twitter constantly since 2010, are just as terrible now as they were then, not much ever changes with them.

 

[naught]

Lauren Jacobs is live.
Simps calling in on a discord server (link below)

https://discord.gg/R8tPuD

since they don't know how to lurk.

https://youtu.be/L8lDqLdFU_Q

(https://archive.md/lJ8L7)

 

[naught]

Midnight Moonflower / cwc fangirl
Furry cub lolicon fan artist married to a lolicon.

Hid chris-Chan's car keys so Chris would have to stay at her house an extra night while in town for a convention..

Twitter face reveal: https://twitter.com/PPMidnight7/status/1312867178639753217

Archive: (https://archive.md/SoB0i)

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjwgFc209qqSGXQRxowm2Lw

Archive: (https://archive.md/MQOpn)

Facebook: http://archive.today/2020.10.08-012052/https://m.facebook.com/ShinyReaper?pn_ref=info_relation

https://m.facebook.com/Midnight.Moonflower.54390

https://m.facebook.com/ShinyReaper?pn_ref=info_relation

DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/midnightbluestar/gallery/70618771/kingdom-hearts

Archive: (https://archive.md/dS3PY)

Fur Affinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/starsylveon/

Archive: (https://archive.md/Nzkqt)

 

[PattyKilgore]

To prove that I'm not kidding, found her (I mean "their") Twitter: https://twitter.com/laurenauramgold

 

[ScrapBuyer]

I've got one who is pretty much a grade A autist, and is known as The Samoan. To preface, I collect gas masks, and that community attracts a lot of fetishists, so in turn there's a lot of weirdos. The Samoan has his own little discord server where he and a few other people talk about masks, but what makes it special is the way he anthropomorphisizes them. It's pretty funny. Here's some of his sheets:

He's also just constantly bugging people on the main collecting server and tries to evade bans by making alts, but they all have names in samoan and he has this super autistic way of writing so they get banned pretty much immediately.

Here he is complaining about being banned because people just want fetishism out of their server, and he took jokes about him cumming on masks too seriously
(he also thinks that they have a problem with him fetishizing older masks, which he defends by saying that he only is attracted to modern masks)

He's also pulled this type of thing a few times, but never logged off for more than a day:

Spoiler: funny misc. screenshots

And finally, he seems to have made an account here on the farms, as seen in this thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gasmask-lovers-chat.62118/

EDIT: found a picture of his face

 

[CrystalRoserade]

I don't really check in on her much, but there was this one chick that one of my friends on discord discovered on pinterest who was... really adamant about defending pedo ships. I had a feeling something was up, what with how stubborn she was about defending it, so I took a gander at her profile, lo and behold, she had boards for ships that were either pedo, incest, or an ungodly combo of the two.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

This is a big powerlevel, but this is for a bigger lolcow.

The spanking threads on /d/ are predictably full of butthurt, but not just the fun, kinky kind. For some reason, this fetish attracts the biggest fucking retards you'll ever see. These faggots actually come to a porn thread to start slapfights instead of jerking off. The biggest faggot of them all is the schizocow who starts like half of all the slapfights: the Bleighfag. Most people don't really memorize the names of porn artists, and if they do, they don't really think all too much about them. Not the Bleighfag. To him, Bleigh is not just a mediocre spanking artist. To him, Bleigh is the fucking boogeyman. You see an anon shitposting on 4chan, and you brush him off as a troll. The Bleighfag sees an anon shitposting and accuses him of being Bleigh, You see a spanking image that you don't really like, the Bleighfag sees a conspiracy to destroy the 4chan hentai spanking community. Where you see a power-hungry jannie who bans people to feel some sense of control, the Bleighfag sees a coordinated attack by Bleigh to report-spam any post that he opposes. If the Jews run the world, then Bleigh runs the Jews. If you post on the threads every now and then, you WILL be accused of being Bleigh. The rationale for the Bleighfag is some sort of Discord message he found where Bleigh said that he visits /d/. I've checked the 4chan archive for /d/, and the bitching about Bleigh has been going on since 2014. Six fucking years over this dude.

The Bleighfag might not be the only schizocow on the spanking threads. There's also another anon who has a similar hate boner for an artist named Zani. Zani is an artist at Animeotk.com, which is basically the mortal enemy of the /d/ spanking threads.

Spoiler: NSFW

From what I can gather, I think that the Zanifag assumes that Zani constantly shitposts on /d/ in order to feel like he has a hatedom and get attention. I think that the Bleighfag might also be the Zanifag, but I'm not sure. I think they might even be enemies, with the Zanifag accusing the Bleighfag of being the Zanifag and vice versa. It's very hard to keep up with the incoherent accusations. Honestly, it might be worthwhile for me to make a community watch just on these spanking threads, but I don't know if there's enough content for one.

 

[yasscat]

The spanking threads on /d/

...the what now?

 

[The Cum Consumer]

...the what now?

/d/ is the hentai/alternative board. There's always a spanking thread going on there. For your sanity, avoid looking at literally any of the other threads on the board. They probably have less shit-flinging, but some of those fetishes are truly depraved.

 

[NerdShamer]

...the what now?

Lol, newfag.

/d/ is where the real deviants hang out on 4chan.

 

[Monika H.]

This is a big powerlevel, but this is for a bigger lolcow.

The spanking threads on /d/ are predictably full of butthurt, but not just the fun, kinky kind. For some reason, this fetish attracts the biggest fucking retards you'll ever see. These faggots actually come to a porn thread to start slapfights instead of jerking off. The biggest faggot of them all is the schizocow who starts like half of all the slapfights: the Bleighfag. Most people don't really memorize the names of porn artists, and if they do, they don't really think all too much about them. Not the Bleighfag. To him, Bleigh is not just a mediocre spanking artist. To him, Bleigh is the fucking boogeyman. You see an anon shitposting on 4chan, and you brush him off as a troll. The Bleighfag sees an anon shitposting and accuses him of being Bleigh, You see a spanking image that you don't really like, the Bleighfag sees a conspiracy to destroy the 4chan hentai spanking community. Where you see a power-hungry jannie who bans people to feel some sense of control, the Bleighfag sees a coordinated attack by Bleigh to report-spam any post that he opposes. If the Jews run the world, then Bleigh runs the Jews. If you post on the threads every now and then, you WILL be accused of being Bleigh. The rationale for the Bleighfag is some sort of Discord message he found where Bleigh said that he visits /d/. I've checked the 4chan archive for /d/, and the bitching about Bleigh has been going on since 2014. Six fucking years over this dude.

The Bleighfag might not be the only schizocow on the spanking threads. There's also another anon who has a similar hate boner for an artist named Zani. Zani is an artist at Animeotk.com, which is basically the mortal enemy of the /d/ spanking threads.

Spoiler: NSFW

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From what I can gather, I think that the Zanifag assumes that Zani constantly shitposts on /d/ in order to feel like he has a hatedom and get attention. I think that the Bleighfag might also be the Zanifag, but I'm not sure. I think they might even be enemies, with the Zanifag accusing the Bleighfag of being the Zanifag and vice versa. It's very hard to keep up with the incoherent accusations. Honestly, it might be worthwhile for me to make a community watch just on these spanking threads, but I don't know if there's enough content for one.

You'd be surprised by the amount of slapfights you find in the comment section of porn videos.
The worst are gay/bi videos.
You see lots of closet cases and such that feel the need to look up the video and then write full homophobic gospels.

The best comment was something of the like "Closet cases need to get a fucking grip after they cum on it".

 

[grimacefetishist]

shorturl.at/cryNZ makes me nostalgic for chris chan, especially her most recent post involving a pokemon and sonic the hedgehog shorturl.at/npDO2

shortening the url so her name doesn't show up here. too lazy to archive

 

[JokahBaybee]

There's this very small Anime-themed vlog channel I know called OkasaSyndrome (Formerly Star), where this transgender weeb Sadcow makes long rambling vlogs, mostly about their life, their mental state, and personal philosophy. The video that skyrocketed them into fame was likely their video "How Digibro Saved My Life" where they talk about how thinking about Digibro saved them last second from a suicide attempt.
They are somewhat interesting and remarkably well-spoken, but it's very clear that they are mentally ill and even suicidally depressed.
They talk at length about the many times, accidentally or otherwise, they brushed with death, their earliest suicide attempt being at the age of 10, and they are concerningly apathetic about dying, even so far as to welcome the idea by positing, quite bleakly, that life for them is a net negative, and they wouldn't want to live over 20*.
They also talk openly about their interest and research into drugs, recounting their experiences doing everything from opiates to psychedelics. They've made so much information about their life public that you could easily fill a thread with a timeline of their history, but at the same time, I'm reluctant to make a thread about them even under the pretense of being a sadcow and not a lolcow, on the off chance they come across it and 41% themselves, which isn't exactly a fate I'd wish on such a poor, fucked up soul, and definitely not something I want on my conscience.

*I think that's what they said but I can't remember