Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

Who coofed on Mr. President?

  • Mr. Former Vice President Joe Biden

    Votes: 273 23.0%
  • Mr. Paramount Leader Xi

    Votes: 270 22.8%
  • Mr. Moderator Chris Wallace

    Votes: 387 32.6%
  • Mr. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

    Votes: 256 21.6%

  • Total voters
    1,186
Moore just upset he can't waddle up to Trump with a camera crew and shout questions into his mouth demanding Covid come out and answer
 
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Once again Michael Moore, you show how little you understand the president. Trump is going to the Walter Reed Military Medical Center so that they can keep an eye on any symptoms that might occur. Upon realizing Hick had SARS-2, got he and his wife tested for COVID-19 and immediately took medical action, all while telling us. He's been plenty transparent about what has been going on.

But then again, if he were to die of COVID-19, you would be grave dancing like the asshole you are. Eat a dick.Plus Trump didn't have a better option he could have played. Politically, the only wise move is to make is to be transparent about his illness, get it treated as fast as possible, then come up with a narrative that will resonate with the American people. He can't afford to cover up the story because he knows if he's caught lying about having it, even those in his base would turn against him.
Appreciate it. Let me know when the full clip comes in.
Do you really give a shit about what Michael Moore says on this?
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late, but he's receiving an experimental antibody treatment. Plus you know he's probably already pumped full of hydroxchlorquine or however you spell it.

Experimental just means it isn't approved to be used yet. I bet he turns this into a bump in the polls somehow. I know I'm voting for the old normal, fuck any and every politician who is a part of the "new normal" bullshit in either party.
 
Do you really give a shit about what Michael Moore says on this?
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The point is to mock Moore for his obsession over how Trump could possibly be lying about COVID-19. It's the worst form of attack on Trump possible since it implies he played 4D chess with faking it when experiencing mild symptoms and going to the hospital indicates otherwise.
 
The point is to mock Moore for his obsession over how Trump could possibly be lying about COVID-19. It's the worst form of attack on Trump possible since it implies he played 4D chess with faking it when experiencing mild symptoms and going to the hospital indicates otherwise.
Plot twist: Moore gets COVID-19 or some disease related to being fat.
 
I was thinking about previous Presidential health crises, and I remember George W. Bush choking on a pretzel, passing out, and hitting his head. That one event was probably more perilous than a dose of the coof, but it was pretty silly and I don't think which tube food goes down was an election issue, so it was treated as more of a joke.

I think that was fake, come on, Dubya feigns stupidity like reading a book upside down so people don't think he is an evil bastard.
 
Leftists are so insufferable, I definitely don't want them back in power.
Sadly, I have to agree. A vocal number of the left these days have become a monstrous hybrid of the liberal wieners and right-wing nutjobs from the Bush era.

Given the choice between a bunch of right-wing tinfoil hatters on the internet who are all talk but no action, and an active organization of bleeding heart lefties and their cowardly pay pigs who see hurting innocents and looting/burning down local businesses as a good deed? I'll take the tinfoil hatters.
 
I'm putting the over/under on "days until the media starts putting out opinion pieces accusing Trump of faking it" at 5. Is anyone taking the under?

Edit:
Clarifications
-Today being Day 1.
-Must be in a publication or news website with an actual editorial process.
Okay, for the purposes of this little wager from a bit ago, anyone have opinions about whether this article counts?

https://archive.is/s3PQv (Moore saying Trump is faking it as seen in the screenshot a few posts ago)

I'm split.

I'm tempted to say this qualifies as it doesn't even try to provide commentary, analysis, or new information with regards to Moore's statements in any meaningful way basically repeating Moore's opinions verbatim and thus may as well be an opinion piece accusing Trump of faking it.

That said, it also isn't strictly speaking an opinion piece. It is a person who in theory has credibility to burn reporting the words of somebody else, allowing him to NOT say what he clearly wants to say. According to the plain language of the wager (opinion piece), this would not qualify.

What say y'all?
 

Guys Harry Potter is real it just takes thousands of fat transwomen 6 months of shrieking to give someone a mild fever

Twitter is banning anyone mentioning even the possibility of Trump dying.
Hmmmm... I wonder what they’re afraid of?
They allow assassination fetishists to free-associate their sex murder Tom Clancy D-tier fanfic year round, but now they’re all clams? Maybe something IS up
 
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