Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Deadpool]

I think Sammie is looking for new niggas on IG. She took Big Nard off her profile there, and listed herself as single. She's still tagging him in shit on Facebook tho. I'm excited she added TM4 into her IG name... maybe we'll get back to that insanity. Sammie trying to make tabloid story like announcements about her life was hilarious and I was really bummed when she quit doing it a few years ago. ( This being where she did most of that, for newer people to the thread)
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I don't know what this is, but that is not Sammies body.
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I think she finally heard about Austin getting married. Usually when she gets salty about him she starts scribbling out her saggy tiddy tattoo and threatens to cover it up.
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Not only is that not Sammie's body, you can also see the edge of the person's head she photoshopped over.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Dax is Steven Lemons. Steven being JJs new stepson (JJ being Kims baby daddy and ex-husband) and also Kims ex boyfriend. Sammie knows Steven isn't her kids father, she's just angry because Austin got married. I don't think she's jealous of Raven for marrying Austin, exactly, but I think she's bitter he never married her, and that he got married before she did. So she's lashing out in the only way she knows how to, by making herself out to be a cheating whore in Facebook comments.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

No idea who this is. But I'm sure he's the new love of Sammies life for the next few days.
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Sammie looks simple at the best of times. But when she tries to smile or look happy, she always looks extra retarded to me. I don't know what it is, but she full on looks like the slow in da mind who sweeps the floors at McDonalds all day here.
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"Daughtershine". Yikes.
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Lucy looks like a grey holy shit
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I love how Sammie is incapable of making everything not about her. She's supposed to be saying nice things about her kids... but she says absolutely nothing about them. Just now they make her feel, or how they're just like her.
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I don't know how many of you are OG Sammie watchers, but back in the day, Ben had fucked up eyes and a lumpy, liquid filled head. BOSS EYED BENTLY was a joy, but I am low key happy Mama Bushart got his shit fixed. (It's worth noting Sammie cropped Austin out of this photo lol)
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Does Sammie’s T-shirt say ‘Austin’?

 

[Suzuki Beane]

Dax is Steven Lemons. Steven being JJs new stepson (JJ being Kims baby daddy and ex-husband) and also Kims ex boyfriend. Sammie knows Steven isn't her kids father, she's just angry because Austin got married. I don't think she's jealous of Raven for marrying Austin, exactly, but I think she's bitter he never married her, and that he got married before she did. So she's lashing out in the only way she knows how to, by making herself out to be a cheating whore in Facebook comments.
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I really appreciate your expertise in keeping track of all the cousins, in-laws, and out-laws in this bewildering cast of characters. It wouldn't be half so good a thread without your narrative. You always seem to know when to untangle the familial knots for a reader's clarity.

 

[Trombonista]

No idea who this is. But I'm sure he's the new love of Sammies life for the next few days.
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Sammie looks simple at the best of times. But when she tries to smile or look happy, she always looks extra retarded to me. I don't know what it is, but she full on looks like the slow in da mind who sweeps the floors at McDonalds all day here.
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"Daughtershine". Yikes.
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Lucy looks like a grey holy shit
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I love how Sammie is incapable of making everything not about her. She's supposed to be saying nice things about her kids... but she says absolutely nothing about them. Just now they make her feel, or how they're just like her.
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I don't know how many of you are OG Sammie watchers, but back in the day, Ben had fucked up eyes and a lumpy, liquid filled head. BOSS EYED BENTLY was a joy, but I am low key happy Mama Bushart got his shit fixed. (It's worth noting Sammie cropped Austin out of this photo lol)
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She looks like Cynthia Hanson the Wogglebug Lover in that last photo.

 

[Rainbow Trash]

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I can actively not handle this casket.
Who would put the phrase "LOL surprise" on any casket, much less a toddler sized casket?! For any reason?
How did (what had to have been multiple) people do the work required to make this exist without stopping in protest?
Just... WHY?!

 

[cuddle striker]

I can actively not handle this casket.
Who would put the phrase "LOL surprise" on any casket, much less a toddler sized casket?! For any reason?
How did (what had to have been multiple) people do the work required to make this exist without stopping in protest?
Just... WHY?!

I like it. It's a statement.

 

[Whatthefuck]

No idea who this is. But I'm sure he's the new love of Sammies life for the next few days.
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Sammie looks simple at the best of times. But when she tries to smile or look happy, she always looks extra retarded to me. I don't know what it is, but she full on looks like the slow in da mind who sweeps the floors at McDonalds all day here.
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"Daughtershine". Yikes.
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Lucy looks like a grey holy shit
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I love how Sammie is incapable of making everything not about her. She's supposed to be saying nice things about her kids... but she says absolutely nothing about them. Just now they make her feel, or how they're just like her.
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I don't know how many of you are OG Sammie watchers, but back in the day, Ben had fucked up eyes and a lumpy, liquid filled head. BOSS EYED BENTLY was a joy, but I am low key happy Mama Bushart got his shit fixed. (It's worth noting Sammie cropped Austin out of this photo lol)
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It's nice to see that Sammie remembered she has a daughter. Of course, it'd probably be better for both of her spawn if she completely forgot about both of them so they can have a potentially normal life. I mean, as normal as can be expected in that family.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Been too busy playing Hades to update, but all that really happened in Sammie went through another boyfriend. Patrick "Tru" Walls is someone I could find nothing about, tho I admittedly didn't look too hard. He was the dude on the last IG post I posted here. They were deeply in love and he was Sammies king and she was his queen for like 4 days, and now she's never going to love another man.

My issue isn't with Sammie getting dumped. My issue is with fucking Laura. She's apparently allowing these men into her house, to bang her mentally retarded and "pregnant" sister? Why? Isn't the point of Sammie being with Laura for Laura to protect her from this shit?

And than all this shit about men being 'worthy' of Sammie. Sammie is getting with the tier men that are appropriate for her. Sammie is a self centered, ignorant, unpleasant bitch. She's incapable of caring about someone who isn't herself. You see it in how she treats her children and her family. Even with her niggers, she doesn't care about them. She admitted to sleeping with like 6 guys while Antonio (the love of her life) was in jail. She lies, she's lazy, and she completely lacks ambition. I would bet everything I have that Sammie will NEVER get a job. Retarded, homeless losers who only want pussy and cigarettes are exactly what she deserves.

She's doubling down on the Steven Lemons lie lol. I'll poke around tomorrow and see if he or his mother have said anything, but I doubt they have. They're both familiar enough with Sammies loony shit they probably know to not believe her.

Anyway. Here's another body for the dead nigger stockpile. This one got killed back in May, but I guess Sammie only heard about it now. She must not have been feeling him too hard... he only got a poem she stole from Pinterest, not an essay on how they talked for hours and she told him everything and he told her how amazing she was and how she wished Heaven had a telephone.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Sammie is now pretending she and Keyshawn were in a romantic relationship and that he wanted to marry her.

And stupid as fuck Laura is back in full force. Oddly, she started talking again once Sammie stopped talking about the fake fetus...

But anyway. This is honestly creepy. Her pretending to know celebrities was funny. Even her saying she had a baby with Lil Wayne was funny. But there is something VERY alarming about her pretending to have been in a relationship with a normal dude she didn't know existed until he was murderer. I have a feeling a dead guy leaving a letter behind was something she saw in a movie. It seems very random.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Did she even KNOW Keyshawn?

Laura, don't even bother wasting your breath. Sammie just wants attention, not advice.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Did she even KNOW Keyshawn?

Laura, don't even bother wasting your breath. Sammie just wants attention, not advice.

No. She never met him. I legitimately think she saw his photo on the news article about him dying, thought he was cute, and has constructed this really weird, creepy fantasy life around him.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Reading her posts makes me feel like I'm having a stroke.

 

[Burn Book]

No. She never met him. I legitimately think she saw his photo on the news article about him dying, thought he was cute, and has constructed this really weird, creepy fantasy life around him.

I'm gonna have some empathy tonight and say that I hope his family never sees this, because what the fuck, Sammie.

 

[Meowzers]

I'm gonna have some empathy tonight and say that I hope his family never sees this, because what the fuck, Sammie.

personally i want the family to see this, she's gotten called out for stealing peoples' baby pictures and claiming them as hers. the reaming she'll get for stealing a dead guy's pictures will be crazy.
i feel bad for the family for losing their kid but i'm also a terrible person and a sucker for trashy drama.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Steven is the real father of Bently and Lucy? How in the cinnamon toast fuck is that even possible? OMG I can't.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Two singing Lives. Enjoy!

"I know I look like shit". I mean, she isn't wrong. Sammie wants to sing a song! It's already "written" and she doesn't own copywrites. Okay girl, that's cool. She's dedicating it to Patrick, the love of her life she knew for like two days. She set the phone down and... scooted mostly off scene. Which I'm okay with. For some reason she's wearing tiny shorts and a tank top, despite it being pretty chilly today. She's playing a very tinny sounding song and kind of screaming over it. This is no Hoez in the Trap. Google is telling me this is "Impossible" by someone named Shontelle. I think Sammie is out of breath, she keeps stopping. She keeps leaning into frame to make her emotional singing face. What a disaster.

Oh nooooo it's a second singing video. This one she's dedicating to Keyshawn. She's talking in a soft baby voice about missing him... which made it very startling when she screamed "God damnit" in response to an ad playing when she started the video to scream over. Google is telling me this song is called "Missing You" by 1st Lady. And it is oddly sexual. So, Sammie is screaming a song about missing banging a dead dude, dedicated to a murder victim she never met. She's half in frame again. Christ her thighs are huge. The sound quality is so bad. Her emotional singing face is so funny. It's like watching a robot try and imitate a human.

 

[Morticia Addams]

Ho. Lee. Crap. It took me 2.5 days to binge this whole thread and I'm finally caught up and whoa what a wild ride it's been. @Rabbit Bones you deserve a medal and a trophy. Sammie is the LOLCow I never knew I needed. Grazie.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Even though Laura and Sammie are living in the same house, they are conversing via text in order for the world to see how wise is Laura's counsel to her beloved sister (?). Who does that, except to put all their trash in the street and gain sympathy for all the loss they have incurred--mostly imaginary. And this "heaven" of which they speak must be overrun with gangstas and morons.

If stupid was water, Sammie would be Niagra Falls.

 

[Kitkatty]

Two singing Lives. Enjoy!

"I know I look like shit". I mean, she isn't wrong. Sammie wants to sing a song! It's already "written" and she doesn't own copywrites. Okay girl, that's cool. She's dedicating it to Patrick, the love of her life she knew for like two days. She set the phone down and... scooted mostly off scene. Which I'm okay with. For some reason she's wearing tiny shorts and a tank top, despite it being pretty chilly today. She's playing a very tinny sounding song and kind of screaming over it. This is no Hoez in the Trap. Google is telling me this is "Impossible" by someone named Shontelle. I think Sammie is out of breath, she keeps stopping. She keeps leaning into frame to make her emotional singing face. What a disaster.

Oh nooooo it's a second singing video. This one she's dedicating to Keyshawn. She's talking in a soft baby voice about missing him... which made it very startling when she screamed "God damnit" in response to an ad playing when she started the video to scream over. Google is telling me this song is called "Missing You" by 1st Lady. And it is oddly sexual. So, Sammie is screaming a song about missing banging a dead dude, dedicated to a murder victim she never met. She's half in frame again. Christ her thighs are huge. The sound quality is so bad. Her emotional singing face is so funny. It's like watching a robot try and imitate a human.

Is there a flowchart or Infographic on how these people are interconnected? The Dax/Stephen part confused me greatly.

And what happened to Nard?