Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Piga Dgrifm]

If he lives, there'd better be at least five conspiracies about how he's just been replaced with a body double.

If he dies, I expect fifty conspiracies about which Deep State Child Eating Satanist Libtard poisoned him.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

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China can't keep this madman down.

Trump doesn't say shit like "I think" in his tweets, his tweets are almost all declarations. This is either not him or he's in a bad state

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Trump campaign manager Bill Stepien has the virus.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Let's dance.

 

[Oats12345]

Trump doesn't say shit like "I think" in his tweets, his tweets are almost all declarations. This is either not him or he's in a bad state

Oh, Covid has given him better spelling grammars

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

As embarrassing as all of this is for Trump, I have a feeling this is going to work in his favor.

Providing he doesn't die.

Let's wait and see.

I mean, a while back someone I forget...probably @Syaoran Li or someone else predicted that a Trump victory in 2020 would spawn a major rift in the Dem party between normie CNN Boomer libs / milquetoast neolibs vs. woke leftards / SocDem Millennials. If Twitter is any indication of this theory in practice, look no further than the blue checkmarks themselves: Sleepy Joe, H*llary, and even Rachel MadCow of all people are unironically offering thots and prayers and well-wishes to GEOTUS and FLOTUS...whereas the rabid left such as Hollywood, LGBTBBQ+ demisexual witches, and BLM joggers are angrily hoping he dies a slow and painful death. Imagine if column A (normie libs) actually sympathize with Trump and cause him to win out of pity and solidarity: ho-lee-shit, the column B left (SJWs/The Squad/Kathy Griffin) would have epic meltdowns of a Chernobyl caliber. Any sane and rational centre-left "I just wanna grill and listen to Bob Dylan" Boomer libs would see the sheer vitriol from the woke Millennial faction of the DNC and realize maybe they oughta purge them if their party wants to stay alive. A Trump victory would guarantee an actual civil war indeed, but not between the Right vs. the Left...but rather normal America vs. the Far-Left. The establishment would dump the SocDems and ANTIFA like a used condom. Nancy would go full menopause rage on AOC and Omar.

 

[draggs]

Cyborg Trump walks out of Walter Reed in a week shooting lasers out of his new covfefe.

 

[Xerxes IX]

I mean, a while back someone I forget...probably @Syaoran Li or someone else predicted that a Trump victory in 2020 would spawn a major rift in the Dem party between normie CNN Boomer libs / milquetoast neolibs vs. woke leftards / SocDem Millennials. If Twitter is any indication of this theory in practice, look no further than the blue checkmarks themselves: Sleepy Joe, H*llary, and even Rachel MadCow of all people are unironically offering thots and prayers and well-wishes to GEOTUS and FLOTUS...whereas the rabid left such as Hollywood, LGBTBBQ+ demisexual witches, and BLM joggers are angrily hoping he dies a slow and painful death. Imagine if column A (normie libs) actually sympathize with Trump and cause him to win out of pity and solidarity: ho-lee-shit, the column B left (SJWs/The Squad/Kathy Griffin) would have epic meltdowns of a Chernobyl caliber. Any sane and rational centre-left "I just wanna grill and listen to Bob Dylan" Boomer libs would see the sheer vitriol from the woke Millennial faction of the DNC and realize maybe they oughta purge them if their party wants to stay alive. A Trump victory would guarantee an actual civil war indeed, but not between the Right vs. the Left...but rather normal America vs. the Far-Left. The establishment would dump the SocDems and ANTIFA like a used condom. Nancy would go full menopause rage on AOC and Omar.

The best part is that those radical wokies will see the moderate/neolib faction wishing Trump well and not publically saying they hope he dies as proof that they were Nazi fascists all along.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Cyborg Trump walks out of Walter Reed in week shooting lasers out of his new covfefe organ.

Closer to reality than we though?

 

[cantankerous jackalope]

I’m waiting for the even bigger plot twist that Biden tests positive tomorrow or Sunday and it just took him longer to develop symptoms

then we’ll really nuke the chinks

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Hmm...

Get yourself a sample ballot. Do some research about each candidate and make a decision.

Cast your ballot ballot at your count seat. It's really not that difficult.

 

[alreadyhome]

Trump doesn't say shit like "I think" in his tweets, his tweets are almost all declarations. This is either not him or he's in a bad state

He said "I think I'm doing very well" in his video before going to Walter Reed. Chill out

 

[Junkail]

To be fair when Ginsburg died the pure spite for her on this site wasn't any better. This bitch hadn't been dead a day before people where spamming the dancing Crabs.

Moral of the story: there are assholes everywhere.

 

[Oats12345]

I mean, a while back someone I forget...probably @Syaoran Li or someone else predicted that a Trump victory in 2020 would spawn a major rift in the Dem party between normie CNN Boomer libs / milquetoast neolibs vs. woke leftards / SocDem Millennials. If Twitter is any indication of this theory in practice, look no further than the blue checkmarks themselves: Sleepy Joe, H*llary, and even Rachel MadCow of all people are unironically offering thots and prayers and well-wishes to GEOTUS and FLOTUS...whereas the rabid left such as Hollywood, LGBTBBQ+ demisexual witches, and BLM joggers are angrily hoping he dies a slow and painful death. Imagine if column A (normie libs) actually sympathize with Trump and cause him to win out of pity and solidarity: ho-lee-shit, the column B left (SJWs/The Squad/Kathy Griffin) would have epic meltdowns of a Chernobyl caliber. Any sane and rational centre-left "I just wanna grill and listen to Bob Dylan" Boomer libs would see the sheer vitriol from the woke Millennial faction of the DNC and realize maybe they oughta purge them if their party wants to stay alive. A Trump victory would guarantee an actual civil war indeed, but not between the Right vs. the Left...but rather normal America vs. the Far-Left. The establishment would dump the SocDems and ANTIFA like a used condom. Nancy would go full menopause rage on AOC and Omar.

I mean it really is telling. When you got people like Biden and Hillary going out there and giving him prays. To those like voice actress Grey DeLisle and Michael Moore who are legit happy he got Covid.

 

[Muttnik]

Maddow is barely concealing her smugness tonight. She may very well be the world's most punchable face.

I wasn't here to gravedance a week ago, nor would I have had I been aware. I don't wish for death to anyone. I might not like Trump but it's disgusting how sociopathic the world has become during this.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

The best part is that those radical wokies will see the moderate/neolib faction wishing Trump well and not publically saying they hope he dies as proof that they were Nazi fascists all along.

Exactly. Watching the SocDem Michael Moore spaz out like a tard without a wrangler is priceless. He can't accept that Trump caught the coof, and instead he's peddling this Qnon-tier conspiritard theory of Trump faking it for 4D Chess sympathy. He's all like "NOOOOOO, Joe Biden, you can't kindly wish the Orange Nazi thoughts and prayers like that! I believed in you! You were the chosen one!"

 

[Dylan]

So many leftard faggots in this thread, jfc.

Coronavirus is less deadly than flu, get your heads out of your own shitters. Ofcourse president is going to be fine, he's given treatment even before any major symptoms showed up.

I'm waiting for the wave of reee on twitter after he shows up all smug again .

 

[Oats12345]

This really makes me wonder what people like ANTIFA will think of Biden now. Becuase instead of celebrating Trump getting Covid, he gave him thoughts and prays.

 

[Atomic Wangler]

And it only took 4 years and thousands of crazy people chanting and lighting candles.
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This was rather amusing to me.
Trump winning in 2016 caused levels of cope that weren't thought possible.

I just love the levels of unfalsifiable cope the side of science has resorted to in order to claim a "victory" over Orange Man.

 

[GuntPunt]

This really makes me wonder what people like ANTIFA will think of Biden now. Becuase instead of celebrating Trump getting Covid, he gave him thoughts and prays.

Oh I bet they loathe him after that debate. I have the cope screencaps from r/politics to prove it.

"I AM THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY"
"I BEAT BERNIE"
"Fuck the Green New Deal, M4A, and defunding the police."

There's a reason why the lowest enthusiastic voter polled is a Democrat in the 18-30 range.