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"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.
I mean this sincerely: I love that there are people on this planet who are so autistic that they think undergoing rigorous, prolonged tests for terminal cancer is “no excuse” to put YouTube on the back burner I legit love you all.
No Jim, having a bone marrow extraction will be about the most excruciating pain you've felt.
You'll need your strength going forward, and any unnecessary pain will only impede your fight.
A local anesthesia won't be enough, you want to be out for it. Or at least request Versed so you won't remember the experience.
Just my Bryan Dunn-tier medical advice, take it or leave it.
I realized something, whenever Jim wants to make an excuse for him not making videos within the time frame he self imposes to justify a pay piggy service he always blames "muh videocard".
I guess he got tired of getting called out for him having a video card dying every 3 months while keeping his patreon up and selling hats. Honestly, I know videocards fail and everything but it's statistically impossible for his videocard to die as frequently as he does. Six sigma production exists for a reason, to prevent failures that are this frequent.
So now he finally isn't gun shy about his mystery illness. Cancer. Why unveil it now after hiding it for so long? Well I guess when people tell you to get off your lazy ass and record a podcast on your phone to justify your grifting your phones video card dying doesn't have the same ring to it does it. Funny, when his Cancer was flairing up and it was all just a mystery illness he said he was going to shut down his patreon & disappear if it got worse since he wouldn't be making videos.
Now suddenly he feels a need to keep that subscribe star and merch store open while making the excuse of "muh cancer" right after using the trusty "muh vidya card" excuse for the 6th or 7th time.
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not that it makes much of a difference. So how many of the f-slurs here protecting their e-dady are pay piggies? Remember to donate big because it trolls le troll daddy AMIRIGHT?
Metokur also stated he takes benedryl for his mystery illness. I'm no Oncologist but I am pretty sure that isn't a cancer treatment.
I don't give a shit if he has cancer or not. My guess is he actually has an autoimmune disorder (which possibly lead to cancer) and I don't know enough about medical crap to make speculation. But why flaunt the cancer diagnosis now, and on twitter of all places?
Embarrassment.
Mr. 'I have no internet friends' was made a fool by trusting Daddy Dax, used "well anyone who trusts a payment processor with their real info and doesn't set up a shell corp for financial transaction is an idiot" logic when it became clear that Daddy Dax's "jokes" for his TOS and Data privacy aren't so funny in a court and "but it was supposed to be just a prank bro" isn't a legal defense. Also getting shut down for suspicion of money laundering is not a good look. Oh and also the sketchy Chinese bank.... but hey if you don't have a LLC to do financial transactions online it's your fault AMIRIGHT?
Oh sure, he'll joke about the simpspiracy "lol WINGZ AM I RIGHT BOYZ??" and of course the line that f-slur Leo dropped about "the 9/11 of the internet" and completely disregard that no one likes Leo. And of course his Reddit army of manchildren will parrot and autistically imitate what their e-daddy tells them cause he made some okay videos 5 years ago. It's almost as if Jim is defending his e-fwends, ya know the thing he said he never had. After all her never meets people IRL cause meetups are gay and the internet is for cool kids who troll and do cool kid shit....
Except when he met Jade, and Black Face Kermit, and Milo.
BTW you want the answer to what Jim's face looks like pay Milo to tell you since he is a grifting whore and snitches to the FBI.
His classic "don't tell me what to make a video about" line stopped working when people quit giving a shit if he made a video or not. Why? People were asking for his commentary to see if he would admit he was wrong, not wanting him to be their personal army. His e-fwends fear him turning on them and saying they are acting like f-slurs and Daddy is disappointed.
What did Jim do? He sat there like a good little f-slur and said nothing to offend his internet fwends other than laughing at the Ralph sex tape cause that was too big of a fuck up to ignore all while pretending to know absolutely nothing about what was going on, cause some glow in the dark pissing themselves is 100 times more entertaining. Good thing Jim didn't comment on the false flaggotry that took place and was admitted to by Ralph, cause then he'd have to admit he was wrong and could laugh at a sex tape instead.
I love how most of you f-slurs white knighting your e-daddy try and discredit what anyone would dare say about daddy jim with the "b-b-b-b-but daddy Jim said they weren't a cool person and were lame so I can't take what ever they say as credible because Daddy Jim won't let me." Christ so many of you fan boys are fucking Reddit tier sheep. You can like someones stuff and not hide your balls in their purse. You can like e-celebs and not worship them like a f-slur. It's like you beg to be part of a personal army to get the validation your parents never gave you. Thank you for shitting up 90% of this thread.
One day I pray we find the cure to defective videocards getting cancer.
#Tweet4Lymphoma
I know first hand how cancer can effect you and your relationships with others (even people you keep at a distance).
People start to beat around the bush on stuff, they treat you softer. Some times all a cancer patient wants is for things to be normal again, shitposting in twitter may have been his escape and he didn't want people to start treating him soft and reminding him of cancer.
No Jim, having a bone marrow extraction will be about the most excruciating pain you've felt.
You'll need your strength going forward, and any unnecessary pain will only impede your fight.
A local anesthesia won't be enough, you want to be out for it. Or at least request Versed so you won't remember the experience.
Just my Bryan Dunn-tier medical advice, take it or leave it.
Had a bone marrow extraction when I had cancer, you are spot on, if you are given the option to be knocked out go for it.
I got it bad, the doctor who did mine was old and frail, and my spine was too strong for him. He walked in to the room saw me and said "why couldn't you been an old lady!"
I at times think the doctor fucked it up because after I was done with cancer treatments and in PT to get my energy level back up, I started getting back pain in that area (then a few months later a herniated disc)
I know first hand how cancer can effect you and your relationships with others (even people you keep at a distance).
People start to beat around the bush on stuff, they treat you softer. Some times all a cancer patient wants is for things to be normal again, shitposting in twitter may have been his escape and he didn't want people to start treating him soft and reminding him of cancer.
You make a good point.
This has gotta be a personal hell for him. The internet cool kid who loves talking shit and starting fights can't take swings because people will start shitting on him and reminding he has cancer. Then again for him to publicly admit it, I think there is a reason for that too.
Maybe he feels alone in a way.
All of these are good. It's interesting that Jade has the bolt action that can reach out and touch someone while Jim will handle the up close and personal work with an array of 12 gauge shotguns. The Ruger is also a good choice because it doesn't look like a "scary black rifle" like the FX-9 but fires the same ammo as a AR-15, very accurately. The FX-9 fires 9mm so they probably have some handguns in that caliber.
Anyone have a full archive of that New Years stream where Jim, Andy, Quartering, etc were talking about the Hasbro pedo thing and Andy earned the 'Adam Racewarski' nickname? I've been looking all over but can't find it.
Dude, if all that shit about Boogie is real, he better start getting his affairs in order to do a Ralph-esque extended stay in County at the least. Dude's in trouble.
No Jim, having a bone marrow extraction will be about the most excruciating pain you've felt.
You'll need your strength going forward, and any unnecessary pain will only impede your fight.
A local anesthesia won't be enough, you want to be out for it. Or at least request Versed so you won't remember the experience.
Just my Bryan Dunn-tier medical advice, take it or leave it.
For my first couple I found local bearable (I was also on a shitload of oxy) but after they started having to poke me multiple times to find the spot (moreso for lumbar punctures) I needed to start going under, shits fucked
Looks like Ethan Ralph unfollowed Jim's Twitter account QuarantinedCoof.
Dame Pesos is claiming it was because Jim didn't disavow the Metokur Deepfake video about him.
Looks like Ethan Ralph unfollowed Jim's Twitter account QuarantinedCoof.
Dame Pesos is claiming it was because Jim didn't disavow the Metokur Deepfake video about him.
Let's all be honest. This is for the people here with good memories. Once Metokur was asked if he had internet friends. Ralph was on air. Metokur said he didn't have friends, and Ralph begrudginly was forced to say that no, they weren't friends. In that moment, Ralph's heart broke and his downfall began. This was just signing the divorce.
This was probably not posted here as it's fairly obscure to the general drama, but apparently Jim was caught shitposting on Watson Amelia's stream chat on Sunday.
It's just a vaguely funny multimedia crossover that I figured I'd share.
I legit love you all.
