Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

Who coofed on Mr. President?

  • Mr. Former Vice President Joe Biden

    Votes: 273 23.0%
  • Mr. Paramount Leader Xi

    Votes: 270 22.8%
  • Mr. Moderator Chris Wallace

    Votes: 387 32.6%
  • Mr. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

    Votes: 256 21.6%

  • Total voters
    1,186
What the hell?
You’re not doing a very good job of proving you won’t be autistic if we let you back into the *Community Watch* Trump Derangement Syndrome thread. Which, by the way, has so many very good posts with the spiciest cringe.

If you’re a bunkerchan gimmickposter I guess you got me
 
Hey Joe!
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The left called Bush's America the Fourth Reich unironically.

They did that, they created street art of Bush with a Hitler mustache and the phrase "Same shit, different asshole", my town had regular anti-war protests with people carrying fake coffins with "R.I.P. Democracy" painted on them, people were unironically claiming Bush would suspend the 2008 election and proclaim himself dictator for life, 9/11 conspiracy theories were taken serious and shared frequently on social media (namely Loose Change and Zeitgeist), Michael Moore was flaunted like the savior of humanity, entire albums were released called "Rock Against Bush", Green Day made their magnum opus off of their disdain for Dubya, and Comedy Central released numerous short-lived TV shows bashing the president.

2000-2008 was basically just a precursor to 2016-2020.
 
Saw the MSM.

Seems like the narrative has switched from criticize-posting to concern-posting, trying to throw out all the negative press that the president might in fact DIE from le COVID. In the age of journalism, there are multiple varying reports ranging from saying that he showed mild symptoms to saying that he'll die. What is with all of the inconsistencies and shit?
 
Has there ever been a movie where some plucky child of the President turns the White House into a death trap in order to stop terrorists/russians/whatever?

That seems like a fun idea, especially since many rooms in the White House are semi-famous.
Also the place is rumored to be haunted, one of the spooks being Lincoln himself. Imagine the ghost of Abraham Lincoln dishing out beyond-the-grave justice to a bunch of masoud agents by beating them red, white, black and blue.
 
Say what you will of the Orange Man, but he hasn't started another Forever War© or attempted to. He also got us out of Syria after skull fucking ISIS, smeared General Salami, and has been trying to get us out of Afghanistan.
With Quid Pro Joe's "return to normalcy" platform I have no doubt that his cabinet he would saber-rattle at some shithole country somewhere enough to start yet another decade long military quagmire. Imagine an America where everything is locked down due to covid, we're fighting yet another pointless "democracy building" war abroad, and having a no-no thought on the internet gets you arrested interviewed by the woke police community response advocates. Not an America worth fighting for nor living in by my reckoning.

Getting America out of Bush-induced wars is a very good thing, of course that groundwork was all laid during Obama's 8 year run dispite the hostility of the Republican house against him.

Orange Man didn;t exactly have to try hard, just shut down his cringe-worthy rhetoric from time time to time. Even that was was hard for the fucking blowsfish. He instead managed to insult America's biggest trading partners in Canada with being a cock to Cuck Trudeau when he didn't have to be, and above all against Mexico. I honestly don't understand why there hasn't been a war to recover territory lost to the US in the Mexican wars. I am sure the Mestezios are just biding their time, and growing laced weed to send north.
 
Getting America out of Bush-induced wars is a very good thing, of course that groundwork was all laid during Obama's 8 year run dispite the hostility of the Republican house against him.

Orange Man didn;t exactly have to try hard, just shut down his cringe-worthy rhetoric from time time to time. Even that was was hard for the fucking blowsfish. He instead managed to insult America's biggest trading partners in Canada with being a cock to Cuck Trudeau when he didn't have to be, and above all against Mexico. I honestly don't understand why there hasn't been a war to recover territory lost to the US in the Mexican wars. I am sure the Mestezios are just biding their time, and growing laced weed to send north.
The USMCA begs to differ
 
Because they can't find the "i wanna suck Trump's dick vs. Trump can suck my dick" deathmatch thread.
This is the crossover thread, apparently.

Guys, whether you hate Trump or love Trump, or just want to talk rationally about the election or Biden (lol), we have threads for you.

But please keep your autism here and don’t shit those threads up
 
Saw the MSM.

Seems like the narrative has switched from criticize-posting to concern-posting, trying to throw out all the negative press that the president might in fact DIE from le COVID. In the age of journalism, there are multiple varying reports ranging from saying that he showed mild symptoms to saying that he'll die. What is with all of the inconsistencies and shit?
Can you a link a mainstream news article claiming that Trump is going to die?
 
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What are you talking about? Obama was as bad as Bush when it came to war.
Keeping our troops in the sandbox and drone-striking sandniggers with collateral damage isn't quite as bad as "making up myths about WMDs and spreading global propaganda to remove some random dictator of Sandboxistan and spread democracy for Neocon Inc." to the tune of 2 trillion dollars.
 
Keeping our troops in the sandbox and drone-striking sandniggers with collateral damage isn't quite as bad as "making up myths about WMDs and spreading global propaganda to remove some random dictator of Sandboxistan and spread democracy for Neocon Inc." to the tune of 2 trillion dollars.

Bush: “kill the sandies for daddy“
Obama: (re: ISIS) “you didn’t build that! I did”
Trump: “we have secured the oil.“ (iran dies of coof, peace breaks out in middle east)

Edit: also Trump dies of coof
 
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