What dead celebrity would have a thread here if they were still around today?

Prince, though he died recently enough that he could have had a thread made while he was still alive

Salvadore Dali would both have a thread, and post here.

Americans during the 18th-19th centuries on KF would be shitposting all day about George III losing America and his health declining
 
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Much Ado About Nothing said:
Charlie Chaplin maybe.
He was in a mental asylum as a 14 year old.
A lot of acting
Did a satire of hitler
3 of his 4 wives were teens. 2 were 16, 1 was 18. The third wife (chronologically) lied about her age to get him interested.
Yes, she lied about being 17, when she was 22.

I have a feeling if chaplin lived today he'd be metooed or somewhere here.
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A jewish pedo that hates fascism that seems extremely common f9r some reason
 
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Autumnal Equinox said:
Liberace. Guy was gayer than Richard Simmons and he'd fly into an autistic rage and go sue happy over anyone who slightly voiced skepticism about his "heterosexuality" kinda reminds me of Classic Chris

Betty White of all people was the one who confirmed his gayness
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I'm pretty sure Liberace knew he was gay. He wasn't like Chris in that he was denying the possibility. It just wasn't a possiblity pre the sexual revolution and stonewall to be openly gay. He did push it far enough to that people knew he was. It was an open secret that he refused to admit publically.

If he was around today, he might be like Richard Simmons. Where everyone knows he's gay but doesn't admit it. Mainly because his sexual preference is his business and his alone. I don't know if he'd still be lawsuit happy.

Speaking of Simmons, he's basically fallen off the map. He all private now. There's a rumor he's transitioned, but no one knows. I think his family knows he's alive, but its been a decade plus or so since he's made any public appearances.

Fromtheblackdepths said:
What about Frank Zappa.
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He's be an asshole. Not because of his views or whatnot, but that's just how Frank was. I'd love to see what the fuck Frank would have made using modern audio technology. He was always a pioneer in that area. Considering the shit he made with tape splicing, it might be utterly insane.

Pickle Inspector said:
Kurt Cobain, he'd likely constantly be virtue signalling on Twitter if he were still alive.
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Sadly yes. He'd be a stereotypical male feminsit ally. Believe all women and whatnot. FFS he was a feminist back when he was alive. There's a part of the Incesticide booklet where he talks about how disgusted he was to learn of frat boys taking Polly the wrong way.

And he'd probably be atting Courtney all the time and they'd have these long ass threads on twitter fighting with one another.

Pissmaster said:
Prince, though he died recently enough that he could have had a thread made while he was still alive
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Imagine prince having a twitter during his feud with WB back in the 90s. He's probably leak full albums and get sued by WB. Hoo boy.
 
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tehpope said:
Brian Wilson. Well back when he was really nuts. Now of days, he's pretty normal but eccentric.

Thinking about it, probably the Beach Boys as a whole. Mike Love is probably the largest asshole in the music industry. Dennis Wilson was a drunk.
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Brian Wilson's on the Terry Davis side of things to me. Someone that's enormously gifted in their field but unfortunately hampered by mental problems and drug use.
 
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The Shadow said:
Brian Wilson's on the Terry Davis side of things to me. Someone that's enormously gifted in their field but unfortunately hampered by mental problems and drug use.
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I don't remember Wilson ever recording a rant about hitting CIA niggers with his car and how they glow in the dark. I wish he did though because that would be funny as fuck.

At least Brian did make Pet Sounds and Smile, some of the best music ever. Terry never really had a chance to do anything close to what Brian has done. TempleOS is great, but its very niche.
 
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Archeops said:
Walt Disney.

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I was just about to say that actually. If you really look into it, Walt Disney was actually pretty reckless when it came to managing his own company. If it wasn't for people like Roy Disney and Kay Kamen, his company would have died faster than the Fleischer Studios did.

In terms of dead celebrities having their own threads, I would imagine Tiny Tim getting his own thread. He is eccentric enough to earn his own thread.
 
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Chicken Picnic said:
I think MJ would have had a decent amount of content to sustain for a while
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Well, you do have the Womb Wizard at least? She hasn't claimed to be literally channeling the ghost of Michael Jackson since her parents chopped down the internet for trying to seduce preteens on Deviantart though.
Pissmaster said:
Salvadore Dali would both have a thread, and post here.
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Damn, beat me to it.

On the topic of artcows, Andy Warhol because fuck that guy.
 
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