🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Freedom Fries said:
Don't forget that drunken blubbering mess of a stream about always loving Gym and his "sumptuous" wife a couple years(?) ago
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And I have to remind you that Metokur doesn't value internet loyalty or friendship at all. The moment you do something funny, he drops you like a hot potato and has no qualms laughing at you.

This was what he did to Tonkasaw, to Mundanematt, to our friend @Bryan Dunn and @theralph is no exception. Notice that it wasn't Metokur that intervened in the Pillstream.

In hindsight, he was wise not to help an ingrate like Ralph who demands loyalty but who is never loyal.

At least Metokur doesn't demand loyalty.
 
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L. Duse said:
And I have to remind you that Metokur doesn't value internet loyalty or friendship at all. The moment you do something funny, he drops you like a hot potato and has no qualms laughing at you.

This was what he did to Tonkasaw, to Mundanematt, to our friend @Bryan Dunn and @theralph is no exception. Notice that it wasn't Metokur that intervened in the Pillstream.

In hindsight, he was wise not to help an ingrate like Ralph who demands loyalty but who is never loyal.

At least Metokur doesn't demand loyalty.
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He definitely has internet friends and plays favorites. Ralph was obviously one of them. He doesn't start milking unless it affects his reputation too much. Otherwise, he makes jokes any actual friend would make to your face.
 
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It's been real guys, but with the peace treaty in effect, I can finally retire and focus on my family.

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HotdogWater said:
I can see this. Whenever there's a situation with 3/10 autism vs a situation with 8/10 autism, with ralph it's always going to be the situation with higher autism
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tfw you will never read the massive genuine TL;Dr that Jim sent in reply to Ethan's guntposting
tfw you will never see the tears run down gunty's face as Jim does Jim directly to him
at least we have Jim Jr.
 
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JewBacca said:
I guess I am perplexed by this peace deal. Since when was PPP and Godwinson put in charge of people trolling anyone?
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Since never. This thread isn't going anywhere and if anyone else wants to stream snipe the Gunt, they'll have guaranteed viewers if it's at all funny.
 
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JewBacca said:
I guess I am perplexed by this peace deal. Since when was PPP and Godwinson put in charge of people trolling anyone?

I am also confused, I thought the point of stream sniping Ralph was for us to laugh at Ralph without giving him viewers, where all us banned in chat were allowed to participate. I wasn't aware we were only doing these things under PPP and Godwinson's direction, and when they surrender everyone else had to follow suit.

If its all kayfabe, its gay as shit and definitely not kino, if they are more interested in playing with Fuentes and the catbois, so be it. I may even watch, but Fuentes is nothing more than a faggy grifter, grifting isn't why I hate Ralph its him being an immense pile that has earned my hate.

I don't hate PPP or Godwinson, I will simply part ways, and carry on fucking with Ralph and hope they can drag some entertainment out of Fuentes.
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Since PPP proved his world domination by making the Mastermexican's world fall apart. No one could have predicted it. Now I am greatly anticipating the Knife fight.

And now CatboyKami wants to be a troon
Little boy Fu verses PPP soon
When they're gonna fight, guys I don't know when
But we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then
 
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JewBacca said:
I guess I am perplexed by this peace deal. Since when was PPP and Godwinson put in charge of people trolling anyone?

I am also confused, I thought the point of stream sniping Ralph was for us to laugh at Ralph without giving him viewers, where all us banned in chat were allowed to participate. I wasn't aware we were only doing these things under PPP and Godwinson's direction, and when they surrender everyone else had to follow suit.

If its all kayfabe, its gay as shit and definitely not kino, if they are more interested in playing with Fuentes and the catbois, so be it. I may even watch, but Fuentes is nothing more than a faggy grifter, grifting isn't why I hate Ralph its him being an immense pile that has earned my hate.

I don't hate PPP or Godwinson, I will simply part ways, and carry on fucking with Ralph and hope they can drag some entertainment out of Fuentes.
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If they’re going for comedy, Personally I think Ralph is the better investment. He overreacts to everything, and he does it consistently. He always finds amusing ways to harm himself. He never learns. Plus, everyone hates him, so the audience is built in.

I also happen to believe they would lose a battle with Nick and his audience, if they even manage to gain their attention. But if they insist, I’ll watch.
 
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Sometimes the kayfabe's good, sometimes it's bad. When it's bad, it comes off as some "I was just pretending to be retarded!" bullshit. Lately PPP has been missing the mark on this front, getting genuinely angry over autistic bullshit, dropping the ball and having spergs pick it up and play defense for him, coping like total faggots.

This turn redeems a lot of that for me. It's so obviously intended to spite Matt and Tea Clips, which is fucking hilarious. They've given these people an audience, and now they're taking it away and upsetting so many people. It's great.

Ralph's fucked regardless of whatever a-log bullshit he incurs, he's going to fall short of his new offline life's responsibilities and sink further into self-destruction guaranteed. Bring on whatever's next.
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
If they’re going for comedy, Personally I think Ralph is the better investment. He overreacts to everything, and he does it consistently. He always finds amusing ways to harm himself. He never learns. Plus, everyone hates him, so the audience is built in.
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Maybe they just don't want to saturate it right now. It's almost like kicking a retard in the teeth right now.
 
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Freedom Fries said:
not sure I agree. Ralph fucked up a ton when /cow/ was playing full court press against him. He can't handle criticism, dissent, or mockery at all
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It really is insane if you've seen it all the way through, five bored anons calling ralph a faggot led all this

Mr. Manchester said:
No couldn't be. Ralph is way too important
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Ralph is literally raping peoples gfs and daughters, we're morally obligated to wage holy war sir
 
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electroanalogicACDC said:
This has to be a bit, if it's not, fuck them, there are lots of corn in the fields, waiting to be harvested.
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(just go along with it)
AnOminous said:
Maybe they just don't want to saturate it right now. It's almost like kicking a retard in the teeth right now.
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It could also be they're bored too. How many of us aside from the most dedicated alogs are able to watch the entire stream? I'll tune in here and there to see if I can clip something funny but beyond that it's just him talking about what a winner he is then making sad pig faces when he tries to cut back away to his intro/outro, looking bored, fat and sad during interviews and staring at tucker clips.

Reethan is stale, his takes are cold and his baby mama has fled to live with her parents. If he didn't put on a fresh shirt each night I could probably just repost clips from other nights and no one could tell the difference.
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
I also happen to believe they would lose a battle with Nick and his audience, if they even manage to gain their attention. But if they insist, I’ll watch.
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Nick and Baked has been fucking up left and right lately and I've been hoping for more content fucking with them. I don't think it's as in the bag for the groypers as you might think.
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