DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[harbinger]

I actually randomly watched this clip like a week and a half ago searching for something else and couldn't remember how to get back to it, but in this video Phil pretty much lays out why he tries so hard to not be scared by games.

The really relevant part as to why is @ 10m25s, but I started the Timestamp @ 7m02s because you get a long rant from Phil about how the game 'Slender' isn't scary at all. . .and he also explains how before he actually played it he watched many videos of people playing the game and knew everything about the game: where everything spawns, what the objective is, where all the locations are, that something is stalking you, what is stalking you, how to deal with what is stalking you, literally everything. . .just like he does with every game that has a potential to be 'scary'.

Also before the timestamp he says something about how Resident Evil style games are what he finds really scary

The answer is: Phil thinks being scared is feminine/effeminate/being a 'little girl'. Phil is very afraid of people figuring out that he is gay. He's most afraid that he himself will figure out he's gay

Philip says people were making videos trying to entertain people on YouTube and those videos got views. So Philip, being a contrarian, has been intentionally making videos that are not entertaining?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Philip says people were making videos trying to entertain people on YouTube and those videos got views. So Philip, being a contrarian, has been intentionally making videos that are not entertaining?

Interesting point. A lot of people I know hate Tim&Eric because they do "anti-humor". Purposely do retarded skits that aren't funny in themselves but are funny when you see how they fail to be funny.

Maybe Phil is an avant guarde "anti-entertainer"...

Wait, no. He's just really bad at his job.

 

[Coin Ops]

Tuned in to DSP playing Fall Guys. It's the chase-the-tail game where whoever holds the tail when the timer hits zero is the winner. He's justifying not playing the game until the last 30 seconds "because those are all that count. Why else would I play before then?" To have fun, you Debbie Downer.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Tuned in to DSP playing Fall Guys. It's the chase-the-tail game where whoever holds the tail when the timer hits zero is the winner. He's justifying not playing the game until the last 30 seconds "because those are all that count. Why else would I play before then?" To have fun, you Debbie Downer.

It's the exact same logic as when he sat isolated in a corner the whole game when playing Warzone in Call of Duty. That small rush of dopamine is literally all he wants, the concept of victory being more satisfying after working for it is completely beyond him.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Wait, he still hasn't fucking bought the systems yet? Neither of them? Where is all the fucking money going, Phil?! You said your taxes were covered at the 250th vest streak. How have you not stashed away the paltry sum of 8-10 vest streaks to buy this equipment you actually need for your business, as opposed to the garbage you listed on your bankruptcy claim?

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Jesus he has the worst attitude towards everything, "Twitter has all the highlights of the matches anyway, so no need to have the WWE channel, what was Vince thinking.". Don't read a book, just read Sparknotes, don't watch a movie, just read a review instead, don't make a meal, just thaw a frozen dinner. Has he ever valued putting in effort and enjoying the benefits of it? He should just take the plunge, hook himself to IVs and become the geriatric streamer he was meant to be.

 

[marlintan]

This is a question I find myself asking more and more with DSP's statements: Is he lying or has he deluded himself so much he honestly believes what he's saying?

I would say it's the latter, he has mind-fucked himself for decades that he did everything correct, etc., He can't lose his pride, because pride goes before the fall, and pigroach luck dictates there will be no fall.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Jesus he has the worst attitude towards everything, "Twitter has all the highlights of the matches anyway, so no need to have the WWE channel, what was Vince thinking.". Don't read a book, just read Sparknotes, don't watch a movie, just read a review instead, don't make a meal, just thaw a frozen dinner. Has he ever valued putting in effort and enjoying the benefits of it? He should just take the plunge, hook himself to IVs and become the geriatric streamer he was meant to be.

To be fair, this applies with the "WWE Style" of matches that have been trained the last 20+ years. When you've watched long enough, the pattern gets boring and repetitive. Face early rush, long heel beatdown stalling, big bump where both guys lay on the ground for 5 minutes, face comeback, a zillion false finishes until the end.

 

[TheTractor]

I swear to god that those chargebacks are either exagerated or completly fake. It's the only spin he can reasonably throw because of all the money he made recently.

I've never seen him talk so much about money, cost of games, money, money, money. Health? = Money issue. Gaming? = Money issue

Seek a therapist and a restrainning order from mobile games asshole.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I swear to god that those chargebacks are either exagerated or completly fake. It's the only spin he can reasonably throw because of all the money he made recently.

I've never seen him talk so much about money, cost of games, money, money, money. Health? = Money issue. Gaming? = Money issue

Seek a therapist and a restrainning order from mobile games asshole.

I want to say this is normal for him this time of year but the excuses and reasonings are so lazy this go. The taxes excuse well dried up and now he's not even trying to come up with an elaborate lie other than chargebacks and muh ear medical expenses.

It's new and refreshing but boring and transparent. I am optimistic on a lot of skepticism and theories being crafted are almost rightfully true considering we figured out he was chucking money into a blackhole mobile game and his bankruptcy filing has helped fill in some other cracks.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Jesus he has the worst attitude towards everything, "Twitter has all the highlights of the matches anyway, so no need to have the WWE channel, what was Vince thinking.". Don't read a book, just read Sparknotes, don't watch a movie, just read a review instead, don't make a meal, just thaw a frozen dinner. Has he ever valued putting in effort and enjoying the benefits of it? He should just take the plunge, hook himself to IVs and become the geriatric streamer he was meant to be.

Phil just endorsed people to watch Snort Burnell, Soma Julius Cruz and all the other detractor videos because they’re the cliff notes version of Phil’s daily fuck up streams.

 

[Muppetmode]

So, he’s talking about quitting Minecraft? Does that mean people who paid for the buildings get a refund?

 

[Surly Muppet]

So, he’s talking about quitting Minecraft? Does that mean people who paid for the buildings get a refund?

I assume he'll also do something for Papavera, considering our boy went into Phil's Minecraft world repeatedly to build things for Phil that now, Phil isn't even going to bother to show his audience. Right?
He really appreciated your contributions though, Cuckavera.

The cheers, I mean.

 

[kebab4you]

So, he’s talking about quitting Minecraft? Does that mean people who paid for the buildings get a refund?

Saw that Minecraft got the cave&cliffs update yesterday, seems like a sought after update so why stop playing now of all times?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Has he ever valued putting in effort

No

 

[PieceofShet]

Jesus he has the worst attitude towards everything, "Twitter has all the highlights of the matches anyway, so no need to have the WWE channel, what was Vince thinking.". Don't read a book, just read Sparknotes, don't watch a movie, just read a review instead, don't make a meal, just thaw a frozen dinner. Has he ever valued putting in effort and enjoying the benefits of it? He should just take the plunge, hook himself to IVs and become the geriatric streamer he was meant to be.

Im sorry. Are you new here? We dont use the "E" word in context of dsp.
We just cant /jk

 

[gh0stzero]

Jesus he has the worst attitude towards everything, "Twitter has all the highlights of the matches anyway, so no need to have the WWE channel, what was Vince thinking.". Don't read a book, just read Sparknotes, don't watch a movie, just read a review instead, don't make a meal, just thaw a frozen dinner. Has he ever valued putting in effort and enjoying the benefits of it? He should just take the plunge, hook himself to IVs and become the geriatric streamer he was meant to be.

I know a few married guys that have to watch the highlights because the wife intensely dislikes the sport. Must be a married guy thing.

 

[Freshtodeath]

things seem to be going great in seattle lol

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1312623107182534656?s=20

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Sorry to derail, but I'm working on something and I was wondering what are some of your favorite DSP quotes.

This may or may not be worth it.

Edit: Thanks guys

 

[DZoomer]

Sorry to derail, but I'm working on something and I was wondering what are some of your favorite DSP quotes.

This may or may not be worth it.

thats 100% a lie

www.youtube.com

This channel has all of the best DSP quotes.

Me personally, my favourites are "I had to-I had to lie", "You wanna know the truth? I'm probably one of the best overall gamers in the country", and the one that always makes me laugh out loud: "No, I'm not the Hitler of gaming, what a stupid question".