Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Just so nobody misses the nuanced self-own here:
Errol asks if anyone heard Trump described as "pre-diabetic" before.
Blobbert misinterprets this question as asking if anyone's heard the general term "pre-diabetic" before.
While Bob calls Errol an idiot, too stupid to realize the irony.
 
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Bob’s book is just a mess of assumptions and biography.
A lot of Nintendo-related content in Brick By Brick is vaguely-worded guesswork (I don't want to pirate the "book" again to quote it); Bobby is too lazy to do research even on his chief passion.

Chris is having Patreon issues:
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And he calls out for the Right's hypocrisy:
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Of course, the gravedancing party has to go on or you're a hypocrite:
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Ellie Troon is the brain in Bobby's Angels:
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If you are to vote the candidate who has a reasonable chance to finish the 4-year term, Trump is your only option.

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Well I'm sure Christie's hospitalized for an abortion then.

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Indie Gamer Chick is in the same wavelength as Bobby: it is okay to unleash your worst animalistic nature on the Right Targets:
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Bobby shills for the e-begging of his male Angel:
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The Left is wittier than the Right. You can tell right off their memes:
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To answer Chris's point: the Right is as keen on gravedancing as the Left; the difference being that the Right doesn't justify their gravedancing as a political act:
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They are so high on their celebration that you can bet that they won't accept it when Trump comes out of the hospital again. They'll say that is a body-double or something.

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When a leftie does bad things, he is not the right kind of leftie:
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If you think all lefties are the same, you are guilty of "essentializing".
But if you think all Midwest farmers are the same (and are ripe for the gas chamber), congratulations, you belong to Superior Future and earn a ticket to the Moon!

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Apparently, unlike Trump, Pence isn't popular with the Pepe crowd:
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What a coincidence! Rando brought this tweet up again:
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What project of Bobby requires outdoor work? And interstate collaboration is easily and regulary done on-line. Are you Inferior Past or what?

"Learn to Zoom you obsolete ghouls!"
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"Trump killed mah inter-state collaborations!!!!! Bawwwwwwwwwww!!!"

Bobby still clings on the "It's a metaphor bro" bullshit:
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Another "metaphor", this time about Batman and the lost of childhood innocence:
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"There (sic) "idea" of childhood as safe/innocent in the West for anyone outside the high aristocracy was a relatively recent invention... because it is based on the Eden myth." Welp. I guess the Bible is a relatively recent invention then.

On pop culture and propaganda. Chu-chu wonders whether Captain Marvel is an effective recruitment tool for the US Airforce:
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I can't make much sense about the babble Bobby made. He seems to deny that MCU, the "watershed moment of cultural advancement" remember, would degrade themselves to be crass colonialist propaganda. He deems that it was more likely that the dumb grunts would willingly waste millions of dollars just to have a photo ops with a plain Jane.
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If the military has a New Deal 3.0 programs that creates JERBS and keeps Trump-voting ghouls alive, all the more reason to besmirch them.

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What if some kid were inspired by Wonder Woman and go to Israel and kill some Palestine kids?

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(Anyone who watch the video please tell me if he mentions Adorno or The Frankfurt School)

Bobby is peeved with a picture of Batman surrounded by women:
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The male subject look uninterested because it is their everyday occurrence, unlike basement-dwelling virgins who get stiffy with comic-book drawings.

More Capeshit. TL;DR:
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He wants House M.D. back. (And you'd bet he wants House to be a BIPOC woman)
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Protect the next generation of CONSOOMERS!
 
Billy-Bob ruined his own life before that by choosing to burn all his bridges over fucking Gamergate of all things, getting fired twice before that and a third time in real life. What a whiny moron he is who is too much of a consoomer to enjoy other avenues like old games, walking in the nice weather, or just reading a book instead of Wikipedia to try and own people on twitter with shit he doesn't understand.
 
Billy-Bob ruined his own life before that by choosing to burn all his bridges over fucking Gamergate of all things, getting fired twice before that and a third time in real life. What a whiny moron he is who is too much of a consoomer to enjoy other avenues like old games, walking in the nice weather, or just reading a book instead of Wikipedia to try and own people on twitter with shit he doesn't understand.
What all places did he get fired from?

I'm shocked. I had no idea he got fired this many times for being a miserable piece of shit.
 
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What all places did he get fired from?

I'm shocked. I had no idea he got fired this many times for being a miserable piece of shit.

Bob got fired from I believe Best Buy or Circuit City back in the day. He also got fired from the Escapist for being a complete and utter douchebag to the readership and paying subscribers. Bob, calling people Nazi's years before it went mainstream!
 
He has not posted a public pic in months, and since he's confined himself to his basement since the start of the pandemic we can only assume he looks like the very mayonnaise ghouls he claims to hate. To whet your appetite, I present (appropriately enough) his culinary delights: his Mountain Dew Chicken, a "fairly small" McDonald's meal, and chicken fridge-marinated in hot sauce for four five zhdays. And whatever this is.
Start with the new OP here and read on. It's a hell of a ride, and you won't regret it
What in the fuck did I just see. Has anyone tweeted these things to Gordan Ramseys Twitter account? He usually always reacts to food like this lmfao. Why would you marinate chicken in mountain fucking dew :story:
 
Another "metaphor", this time about Batman and the lost of childhood innocence:
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"There (sic) "idea" of childhood as safe/innocent in the West for anyone outside the high aristocracy was a relatively recent invention... because it is based on the Eden myth." Welp. I guess the Bible is a relatively recent invention then.

Any Batman media? Really?

It's been said many times that Bob clearly doesn't actually read any of the comics.

There was a story fairly recently, within the last year or so, I'm sure, where Thomas Wayne crossed over from an alternate reality where Bruce was the one who got shot and Martha ended up becoming the Joker. There's an elaborate plan, where Thomas helps Bane break down Bruce, mostly so he'll stop fighting crime because it was never the life he wanted for his son. Then Thomas drags Bruce out to the Lazarus pit to revive Martha in a twisted way to reunite their family. During the journey, Bruce recounts the memory of a gruesome bedtime story about a bunch of animals trapped in a hole that get eaten one by one. Thomas comments that Bruce was almost too scared as a child but for some reason loved this story. But the point is that Bruce was interested in the darkness and the violence, even before he was orphaned.

He wants House M.D. back. (And you'd bet he wants House to be a BIPOC woman)
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It's actually just a very underhanded way of suggesting that one of the doctors should take the matter into their own hands and just kill Trump while he's in hospital.
 
Bob totally doesn't have TDS though the only way he'll be happy is if OrangeManBad is dead "*not be president*".
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He is slow. We noticed his high was wearing thin yesterday as his anger flared up again.

Bob Chipman, totally not a hypocrite:
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Bobby doesn't just want Trump dead; he wants everyone who voted for Trump dead as well:
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"The Good People"
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In a totally uncharacteristic slip of tongue, Bobby calls Xi Jin-Ping a "tyrant".
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Food lures the fat fuck out, "immune comprised" be damned.
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Indie Gamer Chick is in the same wavelength as Bobby: it is okay to unleash your worst animalistic nature on the Right Targets:
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These are pretty incongruous. No bad tactics? Anyone that supports harming children is guilty of bad tactics and bad targets. This Baskar whateverthefuck should be punched in the kidneys after suggesting harming children- without real agency, unable to meaningfully protect themselves from adults- is EVER justified. Children are at best victims of circumstance and guilt by association.

Bob actually seems kind of disgusted by the guy's comments. Is that an ember of conscience?

And I checked: The Commie coward seems to have deleted the tweet. Seems even the other blue checkmarks draw the line somewhere.
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Okay so let's break it down:
One of these women is Batman's good friend's daughter with a mentor relationship.
One is his cousin who is a lesbian.
The one actually touching him is typically romantically linked to him and he's apparently being respectful by not staring at the sweaterkittens on display.
The other two have tried to murder him on countless occassions. What is Batman supposed to feel here? He's right to project something between confusion and boredom.

Any Batman media? Really?

It's been said many times that Bob clearly doesn't actually read any of the comics.

There was a story fairly recently, within the last year or so, I'm sure, where Thomas Wayne crossed over from an alternate reality where Bruce was the one who got shot and Martha ended up becoming the Joker. There's an elaborate plan, where Thomas helps Bane break down Bruce, mostly so he'll stop fighting crime because it was never the life he wanted for his son. Then Thomas drags Bruce out to the Lazarus pit to revive Martha in a twisted way to reunite their family. During the journey, Bruce recounts the memory of a gruesome bedtime story about a bunch of animals trapped in a hole that get eaten one by one. Thomas comments that Bruce was almost too scared as a child but for some reason loved this story. But the point is that Bruce was interested in the darkness and the violence, even before he was orphaned.
Grant Morrison explored it a little (rather badly IMO) in the Legends of the Dark Knight miniseries "Gothic".

I say badly because it suggests the headmaster at Bruce's private school was a semi-immortal medieval monk that was killing kids to feed his immortality and Bruce asking to be taken out of school early indirectly causes his parents to be killed. It's such a dumb idea that it took me 15 years to give Morrison another chance with the (better but still pretty overrated) Doom Patrol.

I mean Bruce before his parents were killed, he was just a rich kid. I mean, you could just watch Richie Rich and imagine Mac's parents get offed halfway through.
 
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Bob totally doesn't have TDS though the only way he'll be happy is if OrangeManBad is dead "*not be president*".
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Maybe you should actually try to do a random act of kindness for someone outside you social circle instead of virtue signaling on Twitter.

Drawing on my personal experience, a stranger asked me to take his wheelchair-bound relative to the nearby hospital because he was banned (I didn't ask why) and I agreed because the thought of leaving an elderly woman alone on the streets didn't sit well with me. It was a rewarding experience because I knew that helping a stranger in need was the right thing to do. That's the thing, Bob. You talk a big game about being a compassionate "evolved" being, but you are just as petty and cruel (if not moreso) than the wasteland ghouls you despise. This shameful joy you have for the suffering of Trump does not make you civilized. It just makes you a bitter husk of a human who will be forever condemned to misery inside a prison YOU have built for yourself.

Get fucked, Bob.
 
Holy fuck, I just saw the tweet of him crying like a bitch about how trump personally made china release covid and how his child time is ruined. This fucker tweets so much, we are already gone by that.

I know when I first got here you guys said we would probably hit 3000 pages before the election or something, but fuck damn. This guy tweets way too much.
 
Holy fuck, I just saw the tweet of him crying like a bitch about how trump personally made china release covid and how his child time is ruined. This fucker tweets so much, we are already gone by that.

I know when I first got here you guys said we would probably hit 3000 pages before the election or something, but fuck damn. This guy tweets way too much.
Bob would be doing much better if he wasn't attacking multiple people everyday.
 
Bless the Almighty! Bobby's fire has returned!
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Everything, literally everything, has to be about capeshit:
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And this is from a 39-year-old man.

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Yeah fuck being sympathetic; anger is how you WIN.

Trumps has someone who loves him. Bob, however...
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"Social climber"? What further height can the Emperor of the Free World climb?

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Now even publicly wishing Trump a recovery is haram:
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Bobby is right and that nutter GordonGramsci is wrong. An "olive branch" isn't just wishing well on your enemies.

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Dave Bautista is being a cunt again:
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And it turns out the new Ms Marvel isn't as woke as people demand:
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Bobby's Angels. Fake Chink rages over "whole sections of society" being killed:
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A fetus has never had the opportunity to display compassion, so it is fair game.

I'm quoting this because "terrestrial cable" is top shelf try-hard very smart man Robert.

Trump ruined Halloween? Bob, you are 39 years old. I'm sure you'll be able to gorge your fat ass on the discount candy the day after the same way you could last year.

Its not the candy or parties that he is mad about. It is all the low budget cash grab movies he can't see in a theater that is getting to him.
 
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