Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[tigergrinder]

I just realized how appropriate this song feels. (Although maybe "Take the Schlong Way Home" might be a more accurate title.)

 

[Getting tard comed]

Should we start betting on whether or not RT will address this at all? I feel like this is a "sweet it under the rug" situation.

I bet they don't. They don't need to as it's a private matter unless he him filming his wife and sending it turns out to be a crime. So really, unless his wife makes it a public issue, RT isn't necessarily required to make a statement on it. Unlike the Vic thing which became public.

All that said if they did make a statement it wouldn't surprise me, just betting they won't.


Side note, last kiwis do you find men sticking dildos up their ass and/or deepthroating dildos larger than their dicks attractive? Seems like a weird thing for a heterosexual man to do and send to a heterosexual woman but I've been wrong before.

 

[Nontransferable]

Every single thing in this is NSFW but I believe this is the entire archive. Convenient .zip archive.

This archive is missing the following 5 videos, which I have attached below. They must've been removed from the Google Drive at some point.

20200122_123454.mp4
20200218_173559.mp4
20200218_173936.mp4
20200502_160003.mp4
20200502_185209.mp4

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I bet they don't. They don't need to as it's a private matter unless he him filming his wife and sending it turns out to be a crime. So really, unless his wife makes it a public issue, RT isn't necessarily required to make a statement on it. Unlike the Vic thing which became public.

All that said if they did make a statement it wouldn't surprise me, just betting they won't.


Side note, last kiwis do you find men sticking dildos up their ass and/or deepthroating dildos larger than their dicks attractive? Seems like a weird thing for a heterosexual man to do and send to a heterosexual woman but I've been wrong before.

Yeah but, they HAD to virtue signal firing Vic.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i used to watch these guys religiously over ten years ago when machinima was at its perak. stopped when it was clear they were getting more PC as time went on.

Adam always seemed a bit homosexual at times even back than so, this dose not surprise me at all.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Yep and she took the daughter with her.

Spoiler: She looks like that now

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What do you guys mean this isn't a Fem Boy that escaped Epstien's island?

 

[Jon Conroy]

Other than him being a pathetic crying cuck whose daughter probably isn't his and was pegged by his wife just a few months prior to their divorce, I don't think there's a lot of 'dirt' on him. Just lots of examples of him being his pathetic self.

Fair enough. I just like that he put a pedo in jail.

 

[Miller]

he was in the US Army

Wasn't he a photographer in the US Army?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Wasn't he a photographer in the US Army?

Yes, i think technically a photo journalist.

 

[Baguette Child]

We don't even need the pedo angle on this one; He's degenerate enough even without kiddy diddling. That is probably the saddest looking cock I have ever seen, Onionboy's has lost the championship belt in that category.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

dose Adam think he has the body of a sex god? he looks like a god damn twink. surprised there is so little pictures of his wife. you would think two birds in a feather.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

dose Adam think he has the body of a sex god? he looks like a god damn twink. surprised there is so little pictures of his wife. you would think two birds in a feather.

Adam "6 feet 3 inches, that's two measurements" Kovic's thought process as he's sending another picture of his depressed anteater to an e-girl:

 

[Xenomorph]

Examples of him being a cunt irl?

https://inside-gaming.fandom.com/wiki/Cunt

 

[Gargamel Bernstein]

Holy shit this is hilarious

I just realized how appropriate this song feels. (Although maybe "Take the Schlong Way Home" might be a more accurate title.)

Gone Hollywood rings to mind as well

this aged like fine wine

 

[Fools Idol]

Before my time is done I will have seen the penis of every e-celeb. This is not my choice but my fate it would seem and I've made peace with that fact.

I only ask that you not be so shameful about it. If you must show the world you dick, then have some dignity, be proud of you manhood. No more blurry selfies, no more just out of shot pictures, no more cringe messages, no more hiding in the bathroom from your significant others, no more catfishing and no more to lying. Just show us you pecker and be done with it.

 

[PoisonedBun]

I bet they don't. They don't need to as it's a private matter unless he him filming his wife and sending it turns out to be a crime. So really, unless his wife makes it a public issue, RT isn't necessarily required to make a statement on it. Unlike the Vic thing which became public.

All that said if they did make a statement it wouldn't surprise me, just betting they won't.


Side note, last kiwis do you find men sticking dildos up their ass and/or deepthroating dildos larger than their dicks attractive? Seems like a weird thing for a heterosexual man to do and send to a heterosexual woman but I've been wrong before.

Gonna be honest, it's amusing but I don't think it's that bad. Probably like a femdom thing. If you've seen that gigapost of men with period fetishes sticking used tampons up their asses from public restrooms you know there are far worse things people can get off to than a little assplay.

Man, I want this to blow up so badly if an actual crime was committed. RT's got it coming, if not now, then later.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

Before my time is done I will have seen the penis of every e-celeb. This is not my choice but my fate it would seem and I've made peace with that fact.

I only ask that you not be so shameful about it. If you must show the world you dick, then have some dignity, be proud of you manhood. No more blurry selfies, no more just out of shot pictures, no more cringe messages, no more hiding in the bathroom from your significant others, no more catfishing and no more to lying. Just show us you pecker and be done with it.

Lyndon B. Johnson would be the strongest e-celeb in this world. He would get banned from Twitch daily because he'd keep standing up to whip out Jumbo. He'd write "Like and Subscribe" on his shaft and wave it around in his YouTube videos.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

His dick really looks like

 

[The Jokester]

Why do cucks think that their wives and mistresses would get off on seeing their man play with their arsehole? Won't that turn most women off? I mean, the last thing I think about when I see some soyboy bouncing on a dildo is "Yes, this strong male will indeed provide for me and our future babies"

 

[Dumb beast]

If the recipient is not underage, it seems pretty harmless tbh. She seems to have sent some videos as well (one of the headings in a nude selfie was "Finally watched your video, felt like I owed you"). Could be a weird long term bait, catfishing, blackmail whatever thing, or just some girl getting revenge - IF she isn't underage. If she is underage and Kovic knew, it's all fucked obviously.

Please god, tell me she isn't underage even less a kid. Funhaus is the only game channel I enjoy, even thought due to work and school and art I haven't been able to watch it in a year.
The rest of RT can go ahead and die.
Aaaand apparently is a /pol/ thing, so idc.

I remember watching these guys during the Machinima years, surprised it wasn't that simp Lawrence who got leaked. Which picture is the supposed child one?

Lawrence only jacks it to drawn children.

Watched these guys growing up first as IG, and then Funhaus. still enjoyed FH content but it was obvious that RT aura was taking its toll on them and they were becoming more faggy and faggy, Elyse joining the team, while i have to admit that she is somewhat funny, still felt really forced. then people started leaving and now they're literally Polygon tier.

I just hope someone archives their stuff once the inevitable happens because i do like revisiting their old videos from time2time.

Elyse and James are basically the perfect Aryan couple and /pol/s wet dream, its sad that the heeb brainwashing has gotten to them, one look at their tweets and you wanna die.

IG/Funhaus have always been leftist cucks, but their brand of humor was based on them being the only edgy people in Rooster Teeth, they even got a magazine article on them based entirely on them being edgy.
As the members gets replaced by younger people, first Spoole, then Joel, Bruce and Lawrence the show gets less and less edgy. Elyse is pretty edgy compared to other girls her type but not enough.