Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Positron said:
Especially if you are someone like Bob: all adult privileges (sans sex) with none of the responsibilities.


I was just reading what Tchaikovsky wrote about his Fourth Symphony, in a letter to his patron Nadezhda von Meck. This passage made me think of Bob:

"The fourth movement. If you can find no impulse for joy within yourself, look at others. Go out among the people. See how well they know how to rejoice and give themselves up utterly to glad feelings... Never say that all the world is sad; you have only yourself to blame. There are joys, strong though simple. Why not rejoice through the joys of others? One can live that way, after all."

Yet not only does Bobby fail to find joy in the enjoyment of others, he downright tells someone she ought not be living a life:
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Someone joins the dots and realized why Bobby is so angry about Halloween getting supposedly canceled:
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Gimme gimme gimme!!!!
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If "everyone stays home" who's going to deliver supplies to you?
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Jesus, Massachusetts is at or close to the top of the food chain when it comes to hospitals and public healthcare while having 1/3 the population of Florida. And Florida only has 4,000 more coof deaths while treating exponentially more cases.

I just looked at the number for about the first time since May, because naturally, if Bob's saying something it's likely not true.
 
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Positron said:
Especially if you are someone like Bob: all adult privileges (sans sex) with none of the responsibilities.


I was just reading what Tchaikovsky wrote about his Fourth Symphony, in a letter to his patron Nadezhda von Meck. This passage made me think of Bob:

"The fourth movement. If you can find no impulse for joy within yourself, look at others. Go out among the people. See how well they know how to rejoice and give themselves up utterly to glad feelings... Never say that all the world is sad; you have only yourself to blame. There are joys, strong though simple. Why not rejoice through the joys of others? One can live that way, after all."

Yet not only does Bobby fail to find joy in the enjoyment of others, he downright tells someone she ought not be living a life:
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Someone joins the dots and realized why Bobby is so angry about Halloween getting supposedly canceled:
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Gimme gimme gimme!!!!
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If "everyone stays home" who's going to deliver supplies to you?
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Why is Cinema Robert blaming Trump for "taking away his life" while defending the closure of public spaces and forcing everybody to stay home? This bastard is suffering from major cognitive dissonance. It would improve his mental health if he got his opinions straightened out and stopped wanting to argue with people just for the sake of arguing.

By the way, Trump never took away his life. MovieBlob willingly chose to be a miserable fuck on Twitter the past four years. I wish I could say all this to him publicly, but I assume he will reply with an assblasted response.
 
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Positron said:
Especially if you are someone like Bob: all adult privileges (sans sex) with none of the responsibilities.


I was just reading what Tchaikovsky wrote about his Fourth Symphony, in a letter to his patron Nadezhda von Meck. This passage made me think of Bob:

"The fourth movement. If you can find no impulse for joy within yourself, look at others. Go out among the people. See how well they know how to rejoice and give themselves up utterly to glad feelings... Never say that all the world is sad; you have only yourself to blame. There are joys, strong though simple. Why not rejoice through the joys of others? One can live that way, after all."

Yet not only does Bobby fail to find joy in the enjoyment of others, he downright despises other people having fun. Here he tells someone she ought not be living a life:
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Someone joins the dots and realized why Bobby is so angry about Halloween getting supposedly canceled:
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Gimme gimme gimme!!!!
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If "everyone stays home" who's going to deliver supplies to you?
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Imagine going to the quik mart to pick up some milk or eggs or some shit and you bump into this 6 foot tall behemoth of a man. He looks like he hasnt bathed in a year. He has these blood shot eyes and crows feet that tell you he hasnt blinked in ages. Hes wearing a Yoshi’s Island tshirt thats too small and his stomach hangs at the bottom and the sides.

he turns to you and notices you have a baseball cap on backwards and its red. Without even a thought he points directly into your face and yells through his nintendo gameboy mask

“HOW DARE YOU WEAR THAT MAGA HAT! DONT YOU KNOW HES KILLED 213,000 PEOPLE WITH COVID! HES A FUCKING MONSTER AND YOU ARE HIS MINION! WHEN THE DAY COMES HE IS GONE AND WE FINALLY RULE ILL BE THE ONE TO BURY YOU!”
You turn your hat around and it says “Chicago Bulls” on the front and you slowly walk away as the Blobs face gets redder and he starts yelling that you tricked him.


thats how I imagine this dude in the real world.
 
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Ghostface Killer said:
Imagine going to the quik mart to pick up some milk or eggs or some shit and you bump into this 6 foot tall behemoth of a man. He looks like he hasnt bathed in a year. He has these blood shot eyes and crows feet that tell you he hasnt blinked in ages. Hes wearing a Yoshi’s Island tshirt thats too small and his stomach hangs at the bottom and the sides.

he turns to you and notices you have a baseball cap on backwards and its red. Without even a thought he points directly into your face and yells through his nintendo gameboy mask

“HOW DARE YOU WEAR THAT MAGA HAT! DONT YOU KNOW HES KILLED 213,000 PEOPLE WITH COVID! HES A FUCKING MONSTER AND YOU ARE HIS MINION! WHEN THE DAY COMES HE IS GONE AND WE FINALLY RULE ILL BE THE ONE TO BURY YOU!”
You turn your hat around and it says “Chicago Bulls” on the front and you slowly walk away as the Blobs face gets redder and he starts yelling that you tricked him.


thats how I imagine this dude in the real world.
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All fair, but Bob would never wear a Yoshi's Island shirt as it broke his brain by canonically making Los Hermanos de Mario not from Brooklyn.
 
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Ghostface Killer said:
Imagine going to the quik mart to pick up some milk or eggs or some shit and you bump into this 6 foot tall behemoth of a man. He looks like he hasnt bathed in a year. He has these blood shot eyes and crows feet that tell you he hasnt blinked in ages. Hes wearing a Yoshi’s Island tshirt thats too small and his stomach hangs at the bottom and the sides.

he turns to you and notices you have a baseball cap on backwards and its red. Without even a thought he points directly into your face and yells through his nintendo gameboy mask

“HOW DARE YOU WEAR THAT MAGA HAT! DONT YOU KNOW HES KILLED 213,000 PEOPLE WITH COVID! HES A FUCKING MONSTER AND YOU ARE HIS MINION! WHEN THE DAY COMES HE IS GONE AND WE FINALLY RULE ILL BE THE ONE TO BURY YOU!”
You turn your hat around and it says “Chicago Bulls” on the front and you slowly walk away as the Blobs face gets redder and he starts yelling that you tricked him.


thats how I imagine this dude in the real world.
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Bob’s an internet tough guy, but in real life he won’t say shit.

Isn’t there a photo of him at a protest, cowering a few feet away as a cop yells at a petite woman while Robert bravely does fuck all?
 
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Sir Wesley Tailpipe said:
Bob’s an internet tough guy, but in real life he won’t say shit.

Isn’t there a photo of him at a protest, cowering a few feet away as a cop yells at a petite woman while Robert bravely does fuck all?
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Thats fair. People are usually completely different irl than online. Just the sheer amount of volume and specifications in his tweets make me think he may react to people that way in public if you cross his path. Though I doubt he goes out much if at all. I bet he has everything delivered, including groceries
 
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DZoomer said:
Question to American kiwis: why are American leftists blaming Trump for the covid-19 deaths? Weren't the USA one of the first countries to go on lockdown? I get that you guys have people with TDS and all that, but what the fuck was Trump's fault in all of this?
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If Trump was the rightful president, he would cure all covid cases with his healing touch, but because he's an impostor who stole the election, he is directly responsible for every single death.
 
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Now this is a choice burn. Seen in the wild once again. Bob is just on fire lately.
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DZoomer said:
Question to American kiwis: why are American leftists blaming Trump for the covid-19 deaths? Weren't the USA one of the first countries to go on lockdown? I get that you guys have people with TDS and all that, but what the fuck was Trump's fault in all of this?
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They think he didn't do enough to stop covid-19. They say he refused to tell people to wear their masks, denied that covid-19 was a serious thing, and blamed China for the virus.

Personally, I think they're a bunch of whiny fucks!
 
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