DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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kebab4you said:
Saw that Minecraft got the cave&cliffs update yesterday, seems like a sought after update so why stop playing now of all times?
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Probably cause the well/papavera dried up and he never really cared for the game in the first place. The game is pretty easy to play but he literally just followed/got his hand held the whole time. You know how Phil hates being told to do stuff unless when there’s money involved, it takes the lowest possible effort to do it, and it’s convenient.
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
Jesus he has the worst attitude towards everything, "Twitter has all the highlights of the matches anyway, so no need to have the WWE channel, what was Vince thinking.". Don't read a book, just read Sparknotes, don't watch a movie, just read a review instead, don't make a meal, just thaw a frozen dinner. Has he ever valued putting in effort and enjoying the benefits of it? He should just take the plunge, hook himself to IVs and become the geriatric streamer he was meant to be.
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In all fairness, WWE is so insanely awful these days that it’s impossible even for an autistic slothpig like Phil to sit through a full show.
 
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Totally Awesome said:
Phil loves to keep saying the word "okay" during his statements.
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A number of Phil-isms pretty much translate to "I don't care, thanks for the money dummy" by Phil:
"Oh yeah?"
"Is that right?"
"I didn't know that."
"I don't know anything about that."

Feel free to add to this list since you could probably get a basic AI program to simulate Phil with the limited amount of responses he gives his paycucks.
 
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Iamfrigide said:
Sorry to derail, but I'm working on something and I was wondering what are some of your favorite DSP quotes.

This may or may not be worth it.

Edit: Thanks guys
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Don't know if you're still accepting submissions, but here is some great stuff from Hate Live in the CT era:
"Nobody here is into the stuff I'm into... *swallows snort* I feel like the oddball out"

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Holy fuck, I only just now realize your name is not "Iamfridge"
 
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When he told the story of taking leanna to hospital then he was like "on way home we stopped and got chicken sandwhiches" lol
 
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I really hate DSP. It never his fault, always have an excuse.

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Iron Hamster said:
It's a self affirmation because he knows no one else agrees with the statement.

Also found this on Entrepreneur (lol what a coincidence).com
He checks off pretty much every single one.

Phail exposed
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He says "okay" when he is lying, trying to tell a made up story and making sure it makes sense to the people listening. He should just tell the truth.
 
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Comma said:
DSP mentioned the $100 chargeback and his viewers having to cover for it at least 9 times during today's early stream. I made a compilation:

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I fucking knew this would happen. He doesn't say it specifically, but the meaning is still there: "I'm 100 bucks in the red, and you guys need to cover that up, I really need your help". Fucking gross. I'm listening to the video as I type and was about to say that at least he didn't try to scam his wheelchairs and try to force them to donate the double tips goal to make up for, but I gave him too much credit. He fucking said that he's finally making profit on the stream after the goal was met, this man is beyond hope.

A normal person would realise that a negative balance on PayPal doesn't mean that he's broke and in danger, but his fans aren't normal people. I wonder if this scam would even work if his fans wasn't a collection of literal retarded and socially inept mongoloids. Jesus Christ.

If there really is a sudden increase of multiple chargebacks initated against Phil then I'm willing to be that someone at the chargeback department at PayPal are looking closer at it, maybe not with an intention to kick him off, but at least with an interest to see what's happening. I'm seriously tempted to look up his account next time I can and see if there's any activity or review, but I resist all wicked temptations.
 
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