Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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I’m still trying to figure out how in the ever loving FUCK there is a single black man in three states that believes he’s EVER knocking this bitch up. I’ve been gone a bit- anyone tell me what the current kill count is on babies?
 
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added two new ones since the last time I saw you post
Dickens Cider said:
I’m still trying to figure out how in the ever loving FUCK there is a single black man in three states that believes he’s EVER knocking this bitch up. I’ve been gone a bit- anyone tell me what the current kill count is on babies
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Super basic but I need a break from my game. This is obviously just the main reoccurring characters. Trying to add all the boyfriends of a week is a fools errand. I may be trying to assemble a record of all of Sammies kids and who their fathers are as well.
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Rabbit Bones said:
Super basic but I need a break from my game. This is obviously just the main reoccurring characters. Trying to add all the boyfriends of a week is a fools errand. I may be trying to assemble a record of all of Sammies kids and who their fathers are as well.
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The Sammieverse is a magical place where the craziness never ends. It's the highest tier of trailer trash drama and would be considered unrealistic in those in the know.
 
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If you see anyone I missed, let me know. For the record, this is only the Fake Fetuses that got along far enough to get a name. Sammie has a habit of changing fetus names a lot, and reassigning their fathers, but this seems to be mostly pretty accurate, but there may be errors. Moving on from here, I'll try and keep this updated.
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Rabbit Bones said:
If you see anyone I missed, let me know. For the record, this is only the Fake Fetuses that got along far enough to get a name. Sammie has a habit of changing fetus names a lot, and reassigning their fathers, but this seems to be mostly pretty accurate, but there may be errors. Moving on from here, I'll try and keep this updated.
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Reading this gave me the same creepy feeling I get when I read about missing persons. Sammie is insane.
 
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JackDonaghysSecretLover said:
Reading this gave me the same creepy feeling I get when I read about missing persons. Sammie is insane.
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It was weird seeing how few there were, but how many there were at the same time. You have to keep in mind, she's only been faking pregnancies for about 3 years. And she's getting close to 20 fake babies already.
 
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It was weird seeing how few there were, but how many there were at the same time. You have to keep in mind, she's only been faking pregnancies for about 3 years. And she's getting close to 20 fake babies already.
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Somewhere back in the thread in like... April 2019 I made a spreadsheet with all the overlapping pregnancies. If someone hasn't found it by morning I'll go looking for it tomorrow.
 
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Here are some more. I only made it to page 120 so far, holy shit...
Bethanny
Paython
Remi Elizabeth
Blue Ivyn Dwayne/Blue Ivy Paul Alexander (same kid?)
Daliegah Lamar
Aniyah Renee
Makiyah Grant
Makskylan Lagerece

People who willing had sex with Sammie:
Austin
Adam Smith
Joshua Randall
Dalton Colasure
Steven Lemons
Dakota Jackson
Eric Sherrill
Alex Gainey Jr.
Michael Funderbunk
Kayla Kay (female)
Mothree Henderson
Clarnce Marlow
Dwayne Withers
Jermaine Phillips
Jamarion Vines
Deshaun McClure
Markiston Young

(More recently)
Antonio Nelson
Kewion Preston
Jaylon Goldsmith
Jordan Nard
Patrick Walls
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Here are some more. I only made it to page 120 so far, holy shit...
Bethanny
Paython
Remi Elizabeth
Blue Ivyn Dwayne/Blue Ivy Paul Alexander (same kid?)
Daliegah Lamar
Aniyah Renee
Makiyah Grant
Makskylan Lagerece

People who willing had sex with Sammie:
Austin
Adam Smith
Joshua Randall
Dalton Colasure
Steven Lemons
Dakota Jackson
Eric Sherrill
Alex Gainey Jr.
Michael Funderbunk
Kayla Kay (female)
Mothree Henderson
Clarnce Marlow
Dwayne Withers
Jermaine Phillips
Jamarion Vines
Deshaun McClure
Markiston Young

(More recently)
Antonio Nelson
Kewion Preston
Jaylon Goldsmith
Jordan Nard
Patrick Walls
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Wait till you get to the most WTF name ever:

"Alukme Odin "
 
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I think this thread is the only meaningful contribution Sammie has ever made to society. I'm sure Keyshawn is very proud.
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I think it was Clarence, she was talking about getting this tattoo for, and she never did. It kind of annoys me Sammie never gets the tattoos she talks about getting. I wish she was an Abby Brown-esq mess of random nigga names and basic white bitch iconography.
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It's wild when Sammie lies about things she knows she can't be called on really (Like, all the Keyshawn stuff). But she knows Laura reads her Facebook, but she has no issues writing bold faced lies about her. When Sammie was a child... Laura was in her mid to late 20s. I don't think Laura even met Sammie till very recently. She's not friends with any of Sammies old Facebooks, and I don't recall her ever talking about a Laura Jean. Hell, I don't think Laura even lived in Arkansas till recently. As far as their parents... if Scott is Lauras father, he doesn't give a shit about her. He wants a fucking DNA test lol. This is just more Sammie regurgitating what she thinks is the 'right' thing to say, without there being any real meaning or thought behind it.
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RIP lil niggas. Maybe it was the 5 dudes Sammie fucked while your Daddy was in jail that made ya'll slide out of Mommy's vag and into heaven early, who knows.
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It's funny she's talking about two of her dead Fake Fetuses, right when I started trying to assemble the list. For the record, neither of the below posts got so much as a single like or comment.
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I'm sure it's something women with actual miscarriages say, but something about the "still born" part cracked me the fuck up in the context of Sammies crazy fake dead babies.
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ETA: Updated the Masterlist. I found 3 new dead babies and their daddies based off some comments you guys left. I can't believe I forgot about Baby James, named after dear Cuzin James :(
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