Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Romper Stomper]

I unironically hope he chokes to death on his lung goop. If only Pence had it too lmao.

Rightoids mad

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Guy's a Jake-off, imho:

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"So many of us since March have been doing everything we can to preserve the health of ourselves and our families and our communities."

Pretty neat trick. Conveniently cutting out January and February when the media and their friends in politics were calling Trump's early efforts racist and xenophobic and actively undermining the response to COVID. Let's crack open the vault again...

Clip from February 28th.


Pictured: NYC Mayor de Blasio doing everything he can to preserve the health of ourselves and our families and our communities.

And then CNN dropped this gem:


And who can forget the media panic and loads and loads of backpedaling:



What a difference a month makes.

But then again I suppose a lot of this stuff never happened because nothing was wrong in January or February. It only became important when the media got their head out of their collective ass and decided it was a good vector to use against President Trump important.

 

[trent]

Guy's a Jake-off, imho:

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CNN: "People who contract Covid are failures."

 

[Meat Target]

"So many of us since March have been doing everything we can to preserve the health of ourselves and our families and our communities."

Pretty neat trick. Conveniently cutting out January and February when the media and their friends in politics were calling Trump's early efforts racist and xenophobic and actively undermining the response to COVID. Let's crack open the vault again...

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Clip from February 28th.

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Pictured: NYC Mayor de Blasio doing everything he can to preserve the health of ourselves and our families and our communities.

And then CNN dropped this gem:
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And who can forget the media panic and loads and loads of backpedaling:
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What a difference a month makes.

But then again I suppose a lot of this stuff never happened because nothing was wrong in January or February. It only became important when the media got their head out of their collective ass and decided it was a good vector to use against President Trump important.

Have you noticed it's only the Right that ever saves their receipts?

The amount of times journoscum have beshitted themselves seems to be increasing exponentially.

 

[Someone Awful]

My guess is his doctors will monitor him in more or less the same way as in the hospital, the specifics on quarantining really depends on the layout of the White House, he needs a room to live in, a room to work in, and something that works for campaigning.

The Regeneron treatment would have severely stunted his infection, it could be 10% to a maximum of 50% of what it used to be from that alone, the effect lasts at least 7 days before dropping off, he should be mostly covered until he naturally develops antibodies in the second week and the virus dies out.

He's on a five day course of Remdesivir, so he'll keep taking that, they'll keep checking his liver for inflammation, and his infection will be even weaker from it.

Trump will want to get back to campaigning as soon as possible even with COVID-19. He can't do in-person rallies since he is sick, but he could try virtual rallies from the White House. I'd like to see how many people tune in to hear him speak. I'd bet it would surprise a lot of people.

I can't remember exactly when he started taking Regeneron, but let's say it was yesterday. That means if nothing serious develops and he keeps recovering, it would fall into the period where within seven to ten day of being infected, he can go back to the public. My belief is that Trump was never concerned about dying so much as COVID-19 incapacitating him until after the election. It's why he and Melania got tested so quickly after learning Hick was exposed to the virus. Unlike Johnson, he does not have the luxury of waiting for shit to hit the fan.

If he goes without a major health crisis, he will be off of Remdesivir by the 8th and Regeneron on the 10th.

 

[It's HK-47]

Local journalist discovers that Orange Man is not, in fact, naturally orange.

Hey, did anyone else notice that in the last video Trump put out, the camera's not completely stable? It's kind of bobbing around a little, almost like he's on a boat.

 

[Who dat?]

Reagan's condition was definitely obscured after his assassination attempt. I don't think misinformation was released, but they only released info that painted the Reagan's condition in a positive or reassuring light.

There are a couple of mitigating circumstances here. VP Bush was in Texas (and Alexander Haig was at the White House saying that he was in charge because the Vice President wasn't there (for which he would rightly catch hell later). Also, they weren't sure he had been shot -- Reagan himself didn't think so -- until he was in the hospital. In that the press secretary, James Brady, was himself about to die, he wasn't available to issue press releases. (To show it was a different time, as he was getting prepped for surgery, Reagan said, "I hope everybody here is a Republican," to which the surgeon, a Democrat, said, "Today, Mr. President, we're all Republicans.") So at the time there was nothing certain to release and no one to release it. A pretty tense day, but, hey, the Gipper!

 

[Who dat?]

Reagan's brain turned into oatmeal during his second term due to Alzheimer's

No, it didn't. First symptoms were after he left office. Thanks for playing.

 

[Someone Awful]

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Local journalist discovers that Orange Man is not, in fact, naturally orange.

Hey, did anyone else notice that in the last video Trump put out, the camera's not completely stable? It's kind of bobbing around a little, almost like he's on a boat.

Genuine question since Tim Pool brought this up, why do men need to wear make ups? I understand why women do it but that seems superfluous for men to do.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Genuine question since Tim Pool brought this up, why do men need to wear make ups? I understand why women do it but that seems superfluous for men to do.

For the purposes of recording television makeup is used to make a person's skin appear more natural under studio lighting. Without it everyone starts to look like they're sweaty as the light catches the oil on their skin.

In President Trump's case, he also has a specific image that he's cultivated over his years in media. It's no coincidence that he generally looks about the same no matter where he goes. Trump likely uses a lot more makeup than other Presidents besides James Buchanan. You can thank his career in media for that.

 

[It's HK-47]

Genuine question since Tim Pool brought this up, why do men need to wear make ups? I understand why women do it but that seems superfluous for men to do.

I have no idea why men doll themselves up like whores and I have no idea why Trump rolls around in Tang powder for breakfast. I'm not sure that Tim Pool is the best person to talk about masking undesirable, physical traits considering he wears a sock on his head 24/7 to cover up the fact that we can see his baldness from space.

 

[Meat Target]

Genuine question since Tim Pool brought this up, why do men need to wear make ups? I understand why women do it but that seems superfluous for men to do.

I have no idea why men doll themselves up like whores and I have no idea why Trump rolls around in Tang powder for breakfast. I'm not sure that Tim Pool is the best person to talk about masking undesirable, physical traits considering he wears a sock on his head 24/7 to cover up the fact that we can see his baldness from space.

It makes them more presentable on TV. For example, this was a major contrast in the 1960 election debates. JFK was young, made up, and looked like a Chad, while Nixon was unshaven and unkempt.

 

[Someone Awful]

For the purposes of recording television makeup is used to make a person's skin appear more natural under studio lighting. Without it everyone starts to look like they're sweaty as the light catches the oil on their skin.

In President Trump's case, he also has a specific image that he's cultivated over his years in media. It's no coincidence that he generally looks about the same no matter where he goes. Trump likely uses a lot more makeup than other Presidents besides James Buchanan. You can thank his career in media for that.

Hmm, fascinating. The man has a master of understanding media and culture.

Now I'd like to know more about James Buchanan of all things doing with so much make up.

 

[The Nothingness]

For the purposes of recording television makeup is used to make a person's skin appear more natural under studio lighting. Without it everyone starts to look like they're sweaty as the light catches the oil on their skin.

The classic example is the Kennedy/Nixon debate where people who listened to it on the radio said Nixon won but those who watched it said Kennedy won because he put on make up and Nixon didn't.

 

[US Marine Hyde]

For the purposes of recording television makeup is used to make a person's skin appear more natural under studio lighting. Without it everyone starts to look like they're sweaty as the light catches the oil on their skin.

In President Trump's case, he also has a specific image that he's cultivated over his years in media. It's no coincidence that he generally looks about the same no matter where he goes. Trump likely uses a lot more makeup than other Presidents besides James Buchanan. You can thank his career in media for that.

He looks a little silly in some lightings but when it works it works. At the debate I specifically noticed that Trump looked tan and healthy whereas Biden looked pale and old.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Now I'd like to know more about James Buchanan of all things doing with so much make up.

He had to look nice in his dresses.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Someone Awful]

BTW, managed to finally splice the White House videos thanks to a particular user DMing me.

 

[Trust Me I Know]

Genuine question since Tim Pool brought this up, why do men need to wear make ups? I understand why women do it but that seems superfluous for men to do.

It probably goes back to the Nixon/JFK debate. Now imagine that in 4080p.

Edit: Brutally Cougar'd.

 

[the fall of man]

The absolute state of The USA Today:

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The most powerful individual on the planet is getting too much medical attention. Right.

Doctors have killed so many US presidents, though. Garfield while in office, Washington after. It’s a legitimate consideration, probably not a concern though.