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- May 12, 2020
Sit down boys, I have a story for you and it's a good one!
Today in Portland, a guy maced a cop, drove off, and got busted a few blocks down the street:
They seized a whole bunch of stuff from his car that instantly screamed antifa.
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Note well the throwing knives, tactical gloves, pepper spray, window breakers, and slingshot but also the Grouch Marx disguise.
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Upon seeing our boy's smugshot and his array of lunatic armory, I decided he must have connections to the local insurgents and set out to find out more about him. I quickly learned that he is a failed comedian, to be specific, he is a former improv comic who ragequit his job at Comedysportz when they got tired of him sperging out about George Floyd and ACAB at kids' birthday parties and retirement homes.
Even before he quit he'd had a run of bad luck:
tl;dr he broke his shoulder and ribs and needed money.
But back to his failed career as a comic. He did shows for kids, and he also did workshops for them:
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This all came to an abrupt halt this summer when he could not leave people alone for five fucking minutes about I can't breef and his bosses and coworkers started to get sick of him. A memo was passed around internally. He posted it to the 'gram, but he has since dfe and I can only find this hazy cache of it, sorry.
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This is the cache of his post that went with it:
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He then became a full time protester with BLM antifa in Portland. He had a twitter where he chronicled all of this for a while, but it was deleted a while ago. Fortunately, the internet never forgets.
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Must have been hard trying to be a comedian when you're a joke yourself.
Archive is being a shit right now, I will edit to add archives when I get it to work.
Good news is, his chances for employment are practically 0. He's already a miserable faggot. And, considering he was fired for whining about BLM 24/7, people are starting to get sick of them.View attachment 1641130
Seriously, no bail and released even for attacking a cop? Seriously?
wigger. bugman. faggot.
I also suspect that he's depressed, probably bordering on suicidal. It's so typical.