šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Autistic said:
You would have to spend months. Here are some things you would have to do:
  • Storyboard
  • Write a script for Ralph
  • Spend time adding artificial Green screens to Ralph's pics/video or rotoscoping
  • Looking through a lot of killstream audio to cut up and download
  • cut up saving private Ryan in a way that make sense
  • Edit the footage
These things are possible but time consuming. Here is an example of what you can do with effort and time. ( it took them 3 years to make this)


of course you don't need it to be this high quality if its just a funny video but even then you would have to put in a considerable amount of time.
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Too complicated.
Just give a rough outline of the script and tell them who Ethan Ralph is and send it to the various Jewish production companies. They'll do it for you.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
No tweets in over 24 hours.

All quiet on the western gunt.
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Our operatives are still getting shelled at the Guntsville DMI. They have managed to secure the payload. Gonna need to send in Delta with Napalm. The biological attrocities commited in ground zero Gunt still linger. The ones that witnessed it will probably never be the same. My salute goes to these brave men risking their lives for us as we speak.
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More news from the front. The childbride is in our possession
Edit #2: Are .mp3 attaches working or do i have to upload it somewhere else ?
 

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Captain Manning said:
Like claiming Jim killed Terry. He's uneven. Still, I like him more than I used to.
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Jim did kill terry! The man has blood on his hands!
Hes ashamed and thats why he stopped making vids.


Ok boys 2 days of not alogging the gunt is driving me crazy. I did something really desperate.
Tweeted at godwinson and begged and begged for the offical peace deal so i could get someone to look over it for potential flaws, after sending both Tropical freeze for the switch and Super mario 3d collection. I finally got it!!!!!!

Then i sent 400 dollars in 20 dollar segments to an internet lawyer to go over the peace accord and he found a loophole.
While the mainparties canĀ“t alog each other non of the sidekicks are mentioned.
So the way i figure it is that we could go back to bullying dingo for being a 56% or warski for being a sped.
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvP8D1_8IB0

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Now that peace has broken out, why doesn't Ralph come on a stream with PPP and Godwinson?
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I would say what Godwinson and PPP are doing is gay as fuck, if it weren't for the fact that it's the masters of kayfabe we're talking about. I'm sure this is just another act in bit that would leave both Jim Cornette and Vince Russo impressed.

Honestly though, it bears mentioning that Ralph takes his licks because... well... what the fuck else is he gonna do? End the snorestream and be a respectable father? Bwahahaha. GTFO.
 
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Gargamel Bernstein said:
holy shit this thread has grown substantially since I've been gone. The gunt hole gets deeper day by day.
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Who cares if PPP and Godwinson aren't going after Ralph anymore? I am quite sure that many people on this thread, many of whom are former fans and supporters that Ralph betrayed and spat at, will go after and continue to laugh at him.

His ability to self-destruct even when unprovoked never fails to disappoint too. I am quite certain that PPP and Godwinson along with the rest of the internet will turn their attention back to Ralph again the moment he does something stupid once more.

If Mundanematt is bemoaning that he doesn't know how to go after Ralph because PPP and Godwinson inked a "peace treaty" then he should go back and concentrate on doing UberEats full time.

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The Wiseau thumbnail is apt. Ralph crying out "Everyone betray me, I am fed up with this world!" comes to mind.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
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Tell 'em, Gator! Anyone who thinks they should add Geno to Smash is a fucking retar-

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Oh no oh no oh noooooooooo

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The Bovinian Derivative said:
Ralph unfollowed Jim after he called The Ballad of Ethan Ralph 10 out of 10, so this could be a passive jab at Jim.
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Iā€™m not familiar with these characters or their respective franchises, but I assume theyā€™re both referring to the same ā€œGeno.ā€ Are any of the other characters on Jimā€™s list from Fire Emblem or Pokemon?
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
Iā€™m not familiar with these characters or their respective franchises, but I assume theyā€™re both referring to the same ā€œGeno.ā€ Are any of the other characters on Jimā€™s list from Fire Emblem or Pokemon?
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Yeah same Geno, from Super Mario RPG. Seems to be quite a popular pick on /v/ at least. But no, Phoenix Wright is from games of the same name, Travis Touchdown is from No More Heroes, and Dante is from Devil May Cry.
 
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Xyllon said:
Yeah same Geno, from Super Mario RPG. Seems to be quite a popular pick on /v/ at least. But no, Phoenix Wright is from games of the same name, Travis Touchdown is from No More Heroes, and Dante is from Devil May Cry.
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I have a question in regards to finding some missing warski episodes. Maybe you can help me. Thank you. Please DM me so i can initiate my one question.
 
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#GenoIsKino

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Geno IS keno. Shannon couldn't handle the power of his moveset overpowering his princess waifus.

I bought SSBU for my kids, played through the story mode myself and I thought it was enjoyable (I can't hang with these kids online). Geno would be fun to play (all his abilities could easily translate to the game), would be a cool homage the greatest take on Mario as an rpg, and Gaydur is a faggot for trying to deny greatness.
 
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