Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
Ah yes, he totally made up every little interaction in that book. Even the things that could have happened, he %100 embellished it. He just sucks at any type of social thing, as we could see in the video Sharshorita made of him in that courthouse. He just stood there, pathetically, looking around like a dumb toddler.
But the fact that he WANTS to be like the Russ he portrayed in the book is ridiculous. I know he's a narc and low IQ, but I still find it amazing that a full grown man sees himself as this quirky movie character from the 90s/00s movies and sitcoms.

He is just all around pathetic. I'm a fucking bleeding heart that tries to see the good side of everyone, and I failed miserably with Rusty. He has nothing, zero, nada.
I agree, I don't like to assume that someone is a bad person but Russ is one of the most unlikeable people I've ever heard of. What baffles me is how he tells lies that he thinks make him look good, but in actuality make him seem like an inconsiderate, selfish moron. Like how he tells lies about how trolls threw a bag of shit at his sister's car and harassed Bailee until she killed herself, but he still decided to continue with his futile quest to bang Taylor. Like, even if all of that were true, which it isn't, that just shows what an inconsiderate, selfish asshole he is.
And I find it hilarious how he keeps saying that it is his disability that makes people walk away. His face and other body deformities are nothing compared to the true garbage festering inside.
His entitlement is insane. As I said some pages back, I started reading this thread some years ago and I still have a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that:
- He genuinely believes they owe him a songwriter career just because he ''wrote'' some jingles and paid for some fiverr gigs here and there.
- He genuinely thought going to an Ariana Grande's concert wearing a suit and holding flowers was a socially acceptable thing to do.
- He genuinely tried to sue Ariana because she made a more ''serious'' pose while taking pics with him. (He is a fucking grown man and expected Ariana to hug him like she did with her underage female fans, go figure.)
- He genuinely thinks that working out in a suit or dress pants is normal and acceptable.

These are just some examples that I catch myself sometimes thinking about. Just by typing these things, I felt like a fucking idiot. Russ is one of the few lolcows that still blows my mind by only existing.
And let's not forget that he genuinely thought that by giving Taylor Swift an 86 second long song that he doesn't even think sounds good, she would instantly fall madly in love with him and give him an all expenses paid trip to meet her and take her on a date. And how he genuinely thought that her first reaction upon receiving his lawsuit would be to give him whatever he wanted and apologize, because that's how people react to being sued, right?
 
I have to say, I don't think Russell actually does these things in real life, for the most part: they're details he fills in while he's playing a moviefied version of events in his head. When we've seen Russell in court -- one of the rare opportunities we have to view footage of Russell that he himself hasn't strategically assembled -- he's been pretty passive. He just sits off to the side and seethes, and when he's challenged he quickly apologizes and backs down. Wacky, Jim Carrey-ish Russell only emerges in Russell's accounts of his actions after the fact. Take, for instance, the bit in "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" in which book-Russell spontaneously does a backflip when he sees he's received an email from Swift's agent. I think we can both agree that Russell probably is incapable of doing a backflip, and that, in reality, when he received that email he opened it in the normal manner.

This is admittedly speculative, but I doubt that even the scene in "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" where Russell has an angry outburst at a law office bears a recognizable resemblance to anything from reality. I think Russell probably spent time brooding about how unfairly he'd been treated, fantasizing about bursting into the law office and giving them a piece of his mind. I think Russell's fantasy version of himself is far wittier and more assertive than he actually is, but his fantasy version of himself is not flawless because the scrappy underdog archetype Russell hopes to emulate is not flawless: he has limitations that make him sympathetic. I think this is also why Russell, seemingly uncharacteristically, presents many personal defeats even in his book's highly doctored version of his life: they're part of the archetypal underdog's journey. I doubt that Russell is consciously aware of this; I expect he's just spent his life absorbing these inspiring underdog tales and is now regurgitating them.
He is a total coward IRL. That's why this is his first adult encounter with the law - because he wouldn't attempt any of that in real life. He preys on women on work/business because they wouldn't immediately reject him directly due to possibly having future interactions they would rather not be unpleasant. But of course he doesn't understand that and keeps bothering them, making them need to take action such as telling their boss about it or having him banned from ever coming back to that business. (Which BTW I hope he has also been banned from that tanning salon.) But I also can see how he would be able to escalate his behavior into a dangerous one, like how he shoved that girl that yelled and rejected him at highschool.

All his fantasy about being an underdog - and he mentions "underdog" a lot in his TS book and even as a characteristic about him in his website (lol) - has him acting like a movie character guy, like someone in Friends or one of Adam Sandle's movies. And certainly acting way more bravely than he would ever attempt in real life. His screaming in the law office, if he ever went to Skordas office, I could see him being pissed and talking loudly, seem like half-yelling in his tard voice because they couldn't understand the fuck he was talking about.
 
His screaming in the law office, if he ever went to Skordas office, I could see him being pissed and talking loudly, seem like half-yelling in his tard voice because they couldn't understand the fuck he was talking about.
I think we can safely assume that Russ has never set foot in Skordas' office, or even intentionally been in the general area it's located in. The closest he's ever come to confronting him outside of the courtroom was immediately after the Ariana Grande lawsuit was dismissed, when he stood around outside the courtroom waiting to confront Skordas when he came out. And all he did was just stand there while Skordas walked by without acknowledging Russ at all.
 
Fucking hookers to "fill the void" is just as effective as shopping until you're deeply in debt to "fill the void". Or hoarding out your home. Or having more pets than you can care for. Or mainlining smack. That void, that hole inside you never gets filled because it's there because of mental illness or major emotional trauma. You might feel better for a short while, but the emptiness and pain ALWAYS returns. The only way to fill that hole and keep it mended is to get professional help and take treatment seriously. But in order to do that you need to recognize that you have a serious problem, and Russhole is incapable of admitting that he is sick and needs help. The closest he will get is admitting that he gets depressed at times, but he only does that to look like a victim. He likely fucked up his plea bargain because he wanted to avoid being psycho analyzed for fear that it would reveal that he is mentally ill and not perfect. So he will live the rest of his miserable, pathetic life without ever hoping to fill that void.

Imagine having a conception of existing as the textbook MonoMyth hero, the downtrodden underdog; now imagine it being clinically disproven. Do you think he is actually aware, and actively afraid of that revelation? Or just doing the psychological equivalent of tossing sheets over his mirrors?

He is a total coward IRL. That's why this is his first adult encounter with the law - because he wouldn't attempt any of that in real life. He preys on women on work/business because they wouldn't immediately reject him directly due to possibly having future interactions they would rather not be unpleasant. But of course he doesn't understand that and keeps bothering them, making them need to take action such as telling their boss about it or having him banned from ever coming back to that business. (Which BTW I hope he has also been banned from that tanning salon.) But I also can see how he would be able to escalate his behavior into a dangerous one, like how he shoved that girl that yelled and rejected him at highschool.

All his fantasy about being an underdog - and he mentions "underdog" a lot in his TS book and even as a characteristic about him in his website (lol) - has him acting like a movie character guy, like someone in Friends or one of Adam Sandle's movies. And certainly acting way more bravely than he would ever attempt in real life. His screaming in the law office, if he ever went to Skordas office, I could see him being pissed and talking loudly, seem like half-yelling in his tard voice because they couldn't understand the fuck he was talking about.

Most of these ladies he's pining after could probably turn him into a grovelling mess by shouting at him, especially since the "Girlfriend Experience" of actively being wanted is what he is after. I also agree thats why he goes to the law to try and compel it. To this pussy, forceful control is an abstract idea - he needs other people to do it for him, and even then I doubt he understands what is happening beyond the fact that he wants what he wants. As far being a menace to physical safety, I can't say. Clearly rock bottom is still a long way down. Tricky to determine how he'll react once he hits it.
 
Clearly rock bottom is still a long way down. Tricky to determine how he'll react once he hits it.
I was thinking that the jury trial he wanted so much in the Erica case might have been a good chance at hitting it. Here he would have been in a position with a judge, (position of authority) and a jury of his peers (regular people who he can influence to influence authority on his behalf by showing them what a regular, normal even studly guy is like, and how he is so misunderstood because of the disability that keeps wimmins seeing what a NICE GUY he is!) "Now let's all tell the judge how WRONG Erica has been, but I won't countersue, as long as she goes on a date with me and sucks me my penis afterwords!"

The shock he would have received when the inevitable decision comes down 5 minutes after the jury retires might just have been enough to break through his reality distortion field and let the clue-bomb land on that trauma-lumped head. Surely not even Russ could convince himself he'd drawn 12 jurors and a judge who ALL hate the disabled! It might just have been enough to get him introspective as he sat in jail.

I was SO bummed when he plead guilty in the end after all.
 
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I was thinking that the jury trial he wanted so much in the Erica case might have been a good chance at hitting it. Here he would have been in a position with a judge, (position of authority) and a jury of his peers (regular people who he can influence to influence authority on his behalf by showing them what a regular, normal even studly guy is like, and how he is so misunderstood because of the disability that keeps wimmins seeing what a NICE GUY he is!) "Now let's all tell the judge how WRONG Erica has been, but I won't countersue, as long as she goes on a date with me and sucks me my penis afterwords!"

The shock he would have received when the inevitable decision comes down 5 minutes after the jury retires might just have been enough to break through his reality distortion field and let the clue-bomb land on that trauma-lumped head. Surely not even Russ could convince himself he'd drawn 12 jurors and a judge who ALL hate the disabled! It might just have been enough to get him introspective as he sat in jail.

I was SO bummed when he plead guilty in the end after all.

I'm disappointed we didn't get a jury trial too, because it would have been the best moment ever in Russhole lore. (On the other hand, I'm a bit relieved we didn't get a trial because poor Erika would've had to endure exposure to Russhole again.) And Russhole absolutely would have been shocked down to his very core by the inevitable guilty verdict. Where I disagree with you is on whether losing a trial and getting tossed in jail would spark any self-reflection on our Magical Star Buddy's part. I don't think any consequence he will ever suffer for his actions will change Russhole's mindset one bit.

He could literally be convicted and sentenced to life in prison for murdering a woman who refused to suck him his penis and he'd continue to see himself as the real victim until the day he died. The fact the jury found him guilty in less than an hour? Obviously they all must have been fans of Taylor Swift/members of Kiwi Farms/hate the disabled! And the judge was totally bias [sic]. He wasn't allowed to speak his "peace"! Also the woman deserved it for refusing to have sex with him because he was a nice guy and wore his suit to her murder! And he totes only shot her because her discrimination caused him to have a panic attack, and anxiety is a legally protected disability so you can't hold him accountable for what he did anyways! FRICK!
 
I hope Russ gets assigned a bald judge for this case so he can read the part where Russ includes as evidence a picture of himself (an unedited one HE uploaded) saying that photoshopping him to look balder is just one of the many ways the evil kiwis have harassed him.

Because looking balder (despite again, no photoshopping, his picture exactly as it stood) is a bad thing you do to mock someone
 
I think we can safely assume that Russ has never set foot in Skordas' office, or even intentionally been in the general area it's located in. The closest he's ever come to confronting him outside of the courtroom was immediately after the Ariana Grande lawsuit was dismissed, when he stood around outside the courtroom waiting to confront Skordas when he came out. And all he did was just stand there while Skordas walked by without acknowledging Russ at all.
Given Russell's raging case of Main Character Syndrome, I can imagine that the underdog film script in his head was playing out one of two scenarios as he stood outside the courtroom afterward:

In one, Skordas was supposed to stop and acknowledge him, showing Russell respect for having stood up for himself and for his legal acumen, despite having lost. And maybe he was even supposed to admit that the system was unfairly bias [sic] against "the little guy," before sauntering away.

In the other, Russell was meant to confront Skordas with some impassioned speech about how, despite being discriminated against by a bias [sic] judge, Russell knew he was the real winner because he was the better man, fighting for what is right. After which Skordas was supposed to slink away, stung by his own guilty conscience--and maybe turn up again later in the movie, taking Russell's side in the fight against Taylor Swift.

But in reality, Russell stood there like a total mong, passive and inarticulate, while Skordas breezed past him as if he didn't exist--because Russell has the misfortune of living in reality, not a cheesy, feel-good underdog movie.

Sucks to be him, really.
 
He is just all around pathetic. I'm a fucking bleeding heart that tries to see the good side of everyone, and I failed miserably with Rusty. He has nothing, zero, nada.
Yeah, it's usually pretty easy for me to feel sorry in some level for most of the cows on this site, but Ratface is a very special kind of bad. He just has this very unique mix of bitterness, entitlement, narcissism and sheer stupidity that makes you go against the natural impulse to feel sorry for people who live with disabilities. Other than the moebius itself, every single bad thing that ever happened to Russel wasn't just entirely his fault, it also happened because of something he did with malicious intent, to "punish" someone he thinks wronged him in some way.

It's just very, very easy to dehumanize Russell. I'm sure statistically speaking at some point in his life he must've done SOME good to others without expecting anything in return, if only by accident, but this thread has been following him pretty closely for three years and we still haven't seen anything like that.
 
Most of these ladies he's pining after could probably turn him into a grovelling mess by shouting at him

I could see Russ calling 911 after being shouted at by a woman, claiming a panic attack and trauma lumps, while faking some sort of limp. Going on Facebook later to announce a lawsuit against her for assault and that she pulled a knife on him for suing Taylor Swift.

Russ makes his embarrassing moments sound like planned attacks. Where in real life he's walking around looking at his phone while walking into traffic and getting honked at, on FB he says he gets swiped by a side mirror and they throw a molotov cocktail at him. At work he knocks over a display by being a clumsy idiot, on FB a group of teenagers mocked him for his disability and destroyed the store.
 
I'm disappointed we didn't get a jury trial too, because it would have been the best moment ever in Russhole lore. (On the other hand, I'm a bit relieved we didn't get a trial because poor Erika would've had to endure exposure to Russhole again.) And Russhole absolutely would have been shocked down to his very core by the inevitable guilty verdict. Where I disagree with you is on whether losing a trial and getting tossed in jail would spark any self-reflection on our Magical Star Buddy's part. I don't think any consequence he will ever suffer for his actions will change Russhole's mindset one bit.

He could literally be convicted and sentenced to life in prison for murdering a woman who refused to suck him his penis and he'd continue to see himself as the real victim until the day he died. The fact the jury found him guilty in less than an hour? Obviously they all must have been fans of Taylor Swift/members of Kiwi Farms/hate the disabled! And the judge was totally bias [sic]. He wasn't allowed to speak his "peace"! Also the woman deserved it for refusing to have sex with him because he was a nice guy and wore his suit to her murder! And he totes only shot her because her discrimination caused him to have a panic attack, and anxiety is a legally protected disability so you can't hold him accountable for what he did anyways! FRICK!

(sigh) Yeah. it's gonna take a 500mike LSD tab slipped into his chocolate milk to get him to face his inner demons and get introspective. Which would quite possibly force him to do a barrel roll off the balcony, so I guess we better not. I wouldn't want to be the person who ever deprived Kiwi Farms of their most prolific lolcow!
 
Other than the moebius itself, every single bad thing that ever happened to Russel wasn't just entirely his fault, it also happened because of something he did with malicious intent, to "punish" someone he thinks wronged him in some way.

He also learns the dumbest, meanest, most sociopathic lesson from anything he suffers. Look at the Erika thing. She said she was frightened by his crazy behavior. Then he got criminally convicted and ordered into psychiatric evaluation.

Now, a less crazy, less stupid person might learn "if I act in this way, I get criminally convicted."

What Russ "learned" is, "if I claim I was afraid, I win my case!" So now he throws that into his insane lawsuits along with all the other bullshit.
 
I agree, I don't like to assume that someone is a bad person but Russ is one of the most unlikeable people I've ever heard of. What baffles me is how he tells lies that he thinks make him look good, but in actuality make him seem like an inconsiderate, selfish moron. Like how he tells lies about how trolls threw a bag of shit at his sister's car and harassed Bailee until she killed herself, but he still decided to continue with his futile quest to bang Taylor. Like, even if all of that were true, which it isn't, that just shows what an inconsiderate, selfish asshole he is.

And let's not forget that he genuinely thought that by giving Taylor Swift an 86 second long song that he doesn't even think sounds good, she would instantly fall madly in love with him and give him an all expenses paid trip to meet her and take her on a date. And how he genuinely thought that her first reaction upon receiving his lawsuit would be to give him whatever he wanted and apologize, because that's how people react to being sued, right?

He DID think it sounded good--PERFECT in fact--until he realized he was being ignored and Tay Tay wasn't going to be leaving any lipstick on his malformed dipstick. Then he went straight to slandering SongCat. Probably reasons one through twenty why Robby Johnson is a pseudonym.
 
He DID think it sounded good--PERFECT in fact--until he realized he was being ignored and Tay Tay wasn't going to be leaving any lipstick on his malformed dipstick. Then he went straight to slandering SongCat. Probably reasons one through twenty why Robby Johnson is a pseudonym.
Yeah, and when he did, they called him out for lying. They posted his rave reviews when it was first finished. Not a lawyer, but I think they would have had grounds to sue for defamation if he had any money.
 
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