Good sir. Fascination is rapidly growing over young Nasser's quest for funds. Any updates?"
Frog: Yeah, a lot of people are interested in Nasser getting money from Donal Delay.
Cecil: I have an update from Donal. There's a new page. And I don't understand why he's not paying Nasser. I've been giving him plenty of money.
Frog: Yeah I get it, Nasser should- Donal has plenty of money at this point, he's not giving any to Nasser. I've said- I've just, I know he needs to pay Nasser, but I think it's funnier if he doesn't. And when I say that Nasser goes off the rails and acts like I'm honestly sincerely recommending that Donal doesn't pay Nasser. But if he doesn't pay Nasser, it is going to be funnier for longer. Nasser is insisting Donal should pay him $5000, what did Brutas raise? I know Donal is fulfilling it right now, he's actually got all together. It turns out I backed it without meaning to. Here we go... it's called "Brutas the Badass" on IndieGoGoo. It raised $39,051, so that's the total, and I will tell you this that this is an awful lot of backers. 1293 backers. Just be aware. Just be aware, multiply this times 12 and that's going to be the shipping charge on average.
So you've got that. You've got whatever Donal wants to pay himself for drawing the book, the colors, the letters, the expenses, the actual printing costs, producing all of the work they've offered people. Nasser seems to think he's entitled to like somewhere between five and eight thousand dollars and I don't think it's there. So I'm looking forward to seeing what the final total is, what Nasser is going to get. But it aint going to be much though. It aint going to be much. And this by the way was a long campaign, this $39,000. This took him a year to raise. This is like a year's worth of Donal being on the... I mean, goddamn. Sorry Dad, I know I'm not supposed to use the Lord's name in vain. So Cecil, what do you think of that?
Cecil: How much has Nasser received so far?
Frog: Too much...
Cecil: Then that's plenty-
Frog: ...Zero.
[Some unrelated talk about Yanzi Lee's preferred surname]
Cecil: Donal is in chat, he says he'll give Nasser $2.15 and a free sticker.
Frog: You laugh but that's what it's going to turn out to be. It's not that much money. Nasser's saying like "This is lifechanging money for me" and I'm like "What do you mean?", like, it isn't going to be that much money. So.. it just isn't. It's going to take a lot of money to ship, and then the thing about it is you have to ship it and make sure everybody gets the book. Because about 5% of all your shippings will get lost in the mail, will get returned to you. On average about 5%. And you're going to have to hunt down those backers, especially since this campaign is about two years old. That's why it's in your interest to fulfill your campaigns and make sure they get their merchandise, and that's pricey. Donal is right to delay payment on this until all of the campaign is completely fulfilled, meanwhile Donal if you want to buy a computer or whatever, it's for 'business' *wink*.