Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[SIGSEGV]

He will open a portal to Duckburg so I can finally leave all you realitytards forever.

 

[Alex Krycek]

So what happens to your body here? Is this just code for saying you plan to kill yourself?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

So what happens to your body here? Is this just code for saying you plan to kill yourself?

It'll will transform into a majestic duck.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

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Wasn't the pony show cancelled last year?

So what happens to your body here? Is this just code for saying you plan to kill yourself?

I will go to Duckburg in the body I have now, and then Dr Akita decodes my consciousness and downloads it into a body that looks like a 12 year old cartoon duck.

Send over some photos for us.

Dr Einmug didn't allow photos.

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Wasn't the show cancelled last year? There was only this spin-off which even Chris-Chan himself thought was retarded!

 

[Just A Butt]

Well, you all know, I believe that our world is a computer-generated reality simulation, and that the Disney Duck universe exists as a simulation too.

I have arranged something with Dr Einmug. He is from Germany too and has his lab only 2 hours from my homebase. He will open a portal to Duckburg so I can finally leave all you realitytards forever.

Once I'm finally in the Disney Duck universe, Dr Akita will transfer my consciousness into an underage cartoon duck body permanently. Webby hates me a bit because I have made a deal with Akita, cause he's evil. But he made me an offer I cannot deny.

I will go to Duckburg in the body I have now, and then Dr Akita decodes my consciousness and downloads it into a body that looks like a 12 year old cartoon duck.

Have fun getting raped and murdered!

Before you go, would you care to tell us about your latest adventure with Webby? Where did you go this time?

 

[Bloitzhole]

Well, you all know, I believe that our world is a computer-generated reality simulation, and that the Disney Duck universe exists as a simulation too.

I have arranged something with Dr Einmug. He is from Germany too and has his lab only 2 hours from my homebase. He will open a portal to Duckburg so I can finally leave all you realitytards forever.

Once I'm finally in the Disney Duck universe, Dr Akita will transfer my consciousness into an underage cartoon duck body permanently. Webby hates me a bit because I have made a deal with Akita, cause he's evil. But he made me an offer I cannot deny.

You know what I appreciate about you? You hyperlink sources, so we don't have to google them (cause we'd totally do that, right guys?). That's very thoughtful.
What's the timeframe on the portal? Days, weeks, months from now?

Btw, if Dr. Einmug or Dr. Akita tells you, you have to destroy your body in this dimension by, say jumping off a cliff for the process to work - don't trust 'em.

 

[Begemot]

You know what I appreciate about you? You hyperlink sources, so we don't have to google them (cause we'd totally do that, right guys?). That's very thoughtful.
What's the timeframe on the portal? Days, weeks, months from now?

Btw, if Dr. Einmug or Dr. Akita tells you, you have to destroy your body in this dimension by, say jumping off a cliff for the process to work - don't trust 'em.

Could it be possible demonic possession? Could demons be using cartoons to ensnare poor naive souls like @Webby's Boyfriend?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Btw, if Dr. Einmug or Dr. Akita tells you, you have to destroy your body in this dimension by, say jumping off a cliff for the process to work - don't trust 'em.

No we already have a plan.

Could it be possible demonic possession? Could demons be using cartoons to ensnare poor naive souls like @Webby's Boyfriend?

My last encounters with demons were when I was still a child. I haven't seen or heard one in years.

 

[SIGSEGV]

No we already have a plan.

Crashing this plane?

 

[Begemot]

No we already have a plan.

My last encounters with demons were when I was still a child. I haven't seen or heard one in years.

How do you know this isn't a demon. Also, please explain that encounter.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

My last encounters with demons were when I was still a child. I haven't seen or heard one in years.

The fuck happened here?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Crashing this plane?

The Sunchaser?

How do you know this isn't a demon. Also, please explain that encounter.

I had many troubles with demons when I was still a kid like over 10 years ago.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I had many troubles with demons when I was still a kid like over 10 years ago.

Elaborate, please; this sounds like it would be interesting.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Duck Tales woohoo somebody please fucking hang me Duck Tales

 

[Just A Butt]

I had many troubles with demons when I was still a kid like over 10 years ago.

You mentioned hearing them, specifically. What was it they used to say to you?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Well, do yous know the show "Star vs The Forces of Evil"? The demons looked like there, or just google sleep paralysis, an illness worse than autism.

By the way, I can identify with Star Butterfly.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Well, do yous know the show "Star vs The Forces of Evil"? The demons looked like there, or just google sleep paralysis, an illness worse than autism.

By the way, I can identify with Star Butterfly.

That... was less informative than I think we'd hoped for, tbh.

 

[Just A Butt]

That... was less informative than I think we'd hoped for, tbh.

It was enough for me. Sleep paralysis and seeing “demons” is common enough that now I’m not interested anymore.

Sad either way, though.

 

[Begemot]

Well, do yous know the show "Star vs The Forces of Evil"? The demons looked like there, or just google sleep paralysis, an illness worse than autism.

By the way, I can identify with Star Butterfly.

But this is different from your current obsession with duck tales?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

In my personal head canon of the reality simulation in which we live, all Disney shows take place in the same universe centered around the Duck universe.