Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

wenttobermuda said:
Lucas has a history of sacrificing his housing to make hopeless passes at baes. He is delightfully numb to consequences. If he were capable of performing a cost-benefit analysis, and recognizing that he had a 100% chance of being kicked out of a shelter for telling a bae about the "potential of his balls and dna," and a . 1% chance of getting a date, he wouldn't care about the odds.

He has been banned from a homeless shelter for harassing a volunteer hair dresser. He was banned from Pioneer for harassing his neighbors. Now he's been banned from HoC for harassing a nurse, and "standing up" to a security guard.

Are there any homeless shelters left on Spokane to be kicked out of?
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The best part is the earlier video is him talking about how he cornered her with telomere and "have a baby with me" talk and the outside shouting and crying one was, "all you need to let me do is say hi I'm Lucas how are you and she'd have been mine!"

So, buddy, pal, creepy incel dude, why didn't you just open with the hi I'm Lucas bit?

We all know why, but it was still pretty funny.
 
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klickitat said:
His last three probably should; I was just about to save when he uploaded a complete screaming meltdown from the streets



If you've got headphones in, turn the volume way down.

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The 'middle' rant. All three are going into the longer compilation as well but I want to be damn sure they don't get lost if youtube decides to remove anything.

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Wow he fits right in into downtown Olympia!
 
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Draxx them Sklounst said:
So, does he think having a Ph.D. will make him rich? Cuz...


Also, maybe it is just me but did he change the way he says "telomere"? Teal-o-meer?
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I think he thinks Ph.D = genius = respect = zoomer poonaner

People will have to recognize his genius if he gets a degree in it. Which basically means he wants a Ph.D in his own brand of insanity.
 
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This is just a hunch, but I suspect Lucas already has a list of infractions at the HOC and this will just add to it. We all know he had been previously banned for his Lolcow antics. If he isn't let back in, oh, boy. He is in trouble.

He probably should grab a one way bus ticket somewhere else and hope to get into ragman housing wherever. God help anyone that has to ride the dog sitting next to Lucas. If you ever rode the Greyhound, then you know how banged up some of the people on there are. But sitting next to Lucas would be the worst. Especially, if it was a zoomer girl.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
This is just a hunch, but I suspect Lucas already has a list of infractions at the HOC and this will just add to it. We all know he had been previously banned for his Lolcow antics. If he isn't let back in, oh, boy. He is in trouble.

He probably should grab a one way bus ticket somewhere else and hope to get into ragman housing wherever. God help anyone that has to ride the dog sitting next to Lucas. If you ever rode the Greyhound, then you know how banged up some of the people on there are. But sitting next to Lucas would be the worst. Especially, if it was a zoomer girl.
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Damn, final para is an idea for a dark horror/creepy pasta. But yeah, if the fat cunt had any brains he would head somewhere warmer, leave behind his rep and the cold. Of course there would be zoomer baes wearing a lot less clothing....:neckbeard:
 
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MeganDodgedABullet said:
Damn, final para is an idea for a dark horror/creepy pasta. But yeah, if the fat cunt had any brains he would head somewhere warmer, leave behind his rep and the cold. Of course there would be zoomer baes wearing a lot less clothing....:neckbeard:
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No word since early this morning, so he most likely stayed up all night and now is sleeping in a park somewhere. Since he got kicked out of HOC, his food source is now cut off as well since Covid, they now only serve people staying there. This saga is gonna get good...
 
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MeganDodgedABullet said:
Damn, final para is an idea for a dark horror/creepy pasta. But yeah, if the fat cunt had any brains he would head somewhere warmer, leave behind his rep and the cold. Of course there would be zoomer baes wearing a lot less clothing....:neckbeard:
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I couldn't help but remember this when I read that:


I can see him going full lloyd and saying something like that

Nobleman said:
No word since early this morning, so he most likely stayed up all night and now is sleeping in a park somewhere. Since he got kicked out of HOC, his food source is now cut off as well since Covid, they now only serve people staying there. This saga is gonna get good...
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....Raccoon lucas saga when. I can just see him dumpster diving and cleaning off his prize in a nearby puddle in the alley and sitting on the pavement hunched over like a giant raccoon until the store owner scares him off by trying to beat him with a broom

and thats a good point. Its not just a matter of sleeping outside after getting kicked out, he loses his food source as well and that will cause all kinds of problems for him. With all the weed, spending and new cell phone, with whatever the payee is withholding he can't have that much left by now
 
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WonderWino said:
Raccoon lucas saga when. I can just see him dumpster diving and cleaning off his prize in a nearby puddle in the alley and sitting on the pavement hunched over like a giant raccoon until the store owner scares him off by trying to beat him with a broom
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Don’t be ridiculous. Lucas wouldn’t clean off his garbage.
 
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Nobleman said:
No word since early this morning, so he most likely stayed up all night and now is sleeping in a park somewhere. Since he got kicked out of HOC, his food source is now cut off as well since Covid, they now only serve people staying there. This saga is gonna get good...
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When someone gets banned from HOC, is the person told for how long?
 
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mothman96 said:
When someone gets banned from HOC, is the person told for how long?
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Typically they are just booted out and their name recorded when it is a big confrontation like this. Then when they try to come back, they are told how long they have been banned. Since Covid, I have heard they have been throwing out heavy bans like candy, such as 30 days for smoking pot on the property, a year for possession of meth in the open and arguing with the security guards, etc. So Lucas with his series of infractions, it is more than likely he is gonna get the hammer thrown down on him when he tries to return.
 
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Some of my favorite recent Lucas quotes:

"I'm trying to explain to her why I may be talking to her so she's not mad at me [describing a speech about 18 year old fecund ova and telomeres]."

"Get out of my way you cock block!"

"I just don't want to get cock blocked. I don't want to get cock blocked!...I get it. We're part of the same proletariat. But stop trying to cock block me!"

"I have nothing."

"Even though we're all big time liberals, the guy with the money and the power and the car gets the girl!"
 
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